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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#sore muscles! #and muscular exhaustion #but my fave has to be when you for example fall and hit your arm and nothing's broken but you like. really hit it. and it's painful. #and yea there's bruising and all and it hurts enough to limit your use of the thing you hurt but again it's not broken #emphasising that because I've never broken a bone so idk how that would feel #and then I also kinda like the way shit feels painful after a subluxation 🙄 #and the kind of intense pain I get in my back if I manage to like. properly relax the muscles? 🤷 idk what that is. muscles relaxing I guess

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I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

#idk how to tag this #spiderman

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"Whatever it is, it's just gonna turn me on."

#our flag means death #izzy hands

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honestly though how can people NOT ship Marlon and Willy.

#stardew valley

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reblog for bigger sample size

#I've been terrible at bookmarking anything but I'm trying to do better #idealy my bookmarks would be yk bookmarks to find stuff I like again but most of my bookmarks are from the last month or so #when I've been trying to put in the effort to bookmark things

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HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

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judging by the other songs on this list, this has been created based on one song only

#literally have never even heard of the other songs on this playlist lmao

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Send in prompts/requests for Izzy rarepair fic or fanart according to the formatting guidelines in the pinned post.

Prompting is open now until May 30.

Prompts can be for any kink or trope at all, and "rarepair" here is any Izzy 'ship that isn't Ed/Izzy, Ed/Stede, Ed/Stede/Izzy, or Lucius/Izzy.

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Sometimes I think the reason they scrapped the original hotel Transylvania dracula design was because they knew that if we got that on the big screen you guys wouldn’t be able to handle yourselves.

#👀 #hotel transylvania

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

Will putting Hannibal's hand on his waist

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham

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Hi sir hello sir how are you this fine evening

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please tell me there are people (here) who ship Marlon and Willy 🙄

#stardew valley

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ofmd as text posts | part 15

source

#our flag means death

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Let's be honest with ourselves. If the Joker was female, Batjokes would 100% be canon by now.

#the amount of brainrot I have... #I read 'if the joker was female' and went 'ahh so instead of batjokes being mlm they'd be wlw' #'is this saying wlw ships are more palatable to cishet creators?' #it took me minutes to realise that was not what was being said or implied #dc #batman #bruce wayne #the joker

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bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #the joker