Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change
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they tell me that listening to music too loudly will damage my hearing but have they considered that drowning my ears with music is the only thing keeping me alive right now like come on now
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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls
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Things I didn’t expect to say nearly as much as I do since getting a cat:
1. Why are your paws wet?
2. HOW are your paws wet!?
(He’s a perfect angel and my lil baby and I love him with all my heart and my entire soul)
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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rip james you would've loved being the dad at barbecue parties
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regulus speaks as though he swallowed an entire dictionary so nobody can ever really understand what he’s saying but james simply just nods and hums along, looking at regulus with hearts in his eyes the whole time
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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns
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