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Are you really this fucking stupid or do I have to spell it out for you cause we all know it’s not amegaotaku sending those Zionist anons but her bitchy ex-friend turned stalker from the Total Drama fandom, Trashy Tasha, pretending to be her to trick gullible idiots like you. So you look like a real gross bully by spreading around these bs vicious ageist attacks on a special needs adult who has panic attacks and a 66 year old dad in the fucking hospital. Knock it off you utterly pathetic twerp.

Hello??? Is anyone out there??? What does any of this mean?

#uhhh #do you have the wrong blog baby? #asks #anon

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My soulmate, my husband, my baby daddy, my king

Gary in a relationship headcanons?❤️

Ohhh 🥺😭🤧 I’m about to get real soft lol So here we go haha

1) Always makes MC a cuppa every morning. Even if she doesn’t ask for it, he’s up and out of bed making one for himself and for her. 

2) Talks about MC ALL the time with anyone and everyone lol He’s a proud boyfriend and even if he’s already said it, he’ll never fail to admiredvy talk about how great his girlfriend is. Always imagined that Gary will talk his mates’ ears off about MC and they’re just like 😒🙄here we go again lol 

3) Loves to show off his girlfriend. So not just verbally, where he’ll flaunt about her but if she’s physically there haha my god, he will show.her.off. 

4) He loves to lay in bed and cuddle with her and whisper sweet things to MC. I’ll include pillow talk. He loves to have talks about anything with her until they drift to sleep or when they wake up. 

5) Gary loooves it when he lies his head on MCs lap and she runs her hand through his hair. 

6) Shortly after moving in, I can see Gary surprising MC with a puppy haha He talks about adopting animals if they ever move in together and will remember that chat he had with her at the Villa. 

7) Jokes a lot about proposing to MC, especially during Sunday dinners lol His nan probably starts the banter about wanting grandchildren already. 

8) He’ll take MC to the shipyard date the moment he gets the opportunity after leaving the Villa. It’s their official first date in the normal life. 

9) Gary likes seeing MC steal his shirts to sleep in them but he’s a bit of a dirty boi haha so he’d probably get turned on and he’ll switch his charms on her haha 

10) He’ll try to surprise MC by cooking her something for an anniversary but majorly fails lol But it’s a super sweet gesture from his part because he’ll be in panic mode with his nan on the phone 😂 

11) Gary thinks that MC finds him more attractive without his glasses so he’ll try to not wear them but MC will tell him otherwise and tell him she finds him really sexy haha So his cockiness and ego boosts instantly. 

12) Gary loves to hug MC from behind and give her neck kisses. 

Alas 🤡🤡🤡 I love my short king and I’m very soft rn this ask broke me 

#there willnever be ANYONE who is better than gary #fusebox peaked when they wrote him #litg gary

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Domestic life with Gary....

From one respective Gary stan to the other, I must ask sis. What headcanons do you have of our golden gorilla? 👀👀👀

Ah thank you for the ask 💕💕

I can picture him swearing quite a lot around the house, if he drops or spills something, stubbs his toe. He’d mutter under his breath loud enough for MC to hear who’s behind him. When he realises she’s heard, even though it’s nothing new to her, he gets a little flustered and apologises.

He got all embarrassed when his nan showed MC pictures of when he was younger and telling her the stories about him talking to the trains.

He runs a bath for MC just how she likes it when he knows she’s really tired or stressed, and will massage her shoulders.

He occasionally surprises her with flowers when he comes back from work, even though it’s more the petrol shop type, but it’s the thought that counts.

When they’re lying on the sofa watching the TV he loves it when MC lies her legs on top of his while cuddling into his side.

He always makes a fuss of her even when it’s just them.

He deliberately teases/tickles her to make her laugh as that’s one of his favourite things about her.

Leaves notes on the bedside table when he leaves for work telling her he loves her, so that’s the first thing she sees when she wakes up.

He loves it when she surprises him by bringing him lunch at work.

He isn’t the most domesticated but since they moved in together he has really stepped up with cleaning and tidying.

His nan and MC are teaching him to cook.

When he wakes up first he can’t help but watch her while she sleeps, carefully stroking her hair.

Loves watching Disney films together.

#why is this pixelman the only man i adore #litg gary

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It’s missing Gary hours

How do you think the first day back to work would look like after winning Love Island for Gary and MC? How would his coworkers react and what would they talk about? What will his new morning rutine look like? How would he feel coming home from work for the first time with someone to come home to?

Thank you for the ask 😀

I can imagine Gary quite excited to start back at work. We know how much he loves working with cranes so he would be happy to have some normality back in his life after all the drama. With MC depending what her job was I could see her being excited too but also nervous because of all the new attention and everyone knowing who they are, would take an adjustment.

With Gary's coworkers, I can see them being happy for him that he’s met someone and keen to find out how the experience was from his perspective. As the actual show is shown for one hour every night, only certain events and opinions get shown so I could see them being interested in that. I’ve always had a head canon that Dicky works at the docks with him too, so probably would get teased, in a good way, by the way he talks about MC.

I can’t see his morning routine being too different from how it was before love Island, he likes to keep things simple. A quick shower, having a cuppa and throwing on his work gear. The only difference would be that MC is there. For example instead of making one cuppa he makes two or if she’s still asleep if he’s on a early shift leaves her a note on the bedside table, kissing her forehead.

I think he would take a lot of pride in MC being at home when he gets back. Occasionally picking her up flowers on the way home to surprise her. Before MC he has never had someone who has understood him, embraced his goofiness and that makes him love her even more. Though he is a simple guy, with secret romantic gestures just for between them, he would always want to make sure that she always knew how he felt about her. Plus I can imagine him texting her on his breaks, asking how she is, how her day is going. So knowing that he gets to see her at home afterwards would make him really happy and he would feel like his life is falling into place.

#i love this man #litg gary #very well written!

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The bug is what adds the flavor 😔

Imagine Rocco making you a smoothie and you find a bug inside, it wouldn't suprise me.

He would call "nature's way of seasoning it"...

God, I really, really, really dislike Rocco!

#straight quote from my dad #he does not mind bugs in his food unless its a fly or a roach #but a beetle or ants? yum! #litg

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Because he’s ugly ❤️

Sent by anonymous:

“I don’t understand why people hate Levi so much. After having endured Cherrygate several times with both Mason and Levi. I can now say that Mason is worse ! Not only he’s an egocentric person from the start, but he goes from the guy who would do anything for us to cheating the first second he gets and not even apologise for it. While Levi is a very calm person who took it slow with us from the start and hate himself for what he did. So yeah : Levi > Mason !!!”

POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE MOD PERSONAL OPINIONS!

#litg #thats all i have to say on that

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Let's kill him 😊

smh........... after everything he said...........

#litg

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S3 MC when her LI comes back from playing hide and seek with Lily/Rafi in tow:

#like cuddle me in your next life bc this ends tonight ☺️

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Can you imagine the baddest bitch in the villa farting at every turn??

I hate just stealing from Reddit but someone made a topic about the excessive amount of fart jokes this season and somone else commented

💀💀💀

#like um... we have a reputation to up hold fusebox #the one nervous fart was funny in season 2 but thats it!

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Bill is making an absolute FOOL out of me. First off I have to deal with the embarrassment of being in love with him PUBICLY, secondly I'M THE SEXY AND IMPORTANT ONE. If anyone is going to cheat around here it's gonna be me ❤

If he thinks he can tell me I'm his dream girl, get to do bits with me twice, and have his head turned in a less than 12 hour period I'm going to destroy him. It's as simple as that.

Struggling with the "who's the hottest" question and tossing it on both of us to avoid it??? This man has played his last song and dance. I grew up watching murder mystery shows. Men have been killed for less so watch out 😊

#im... um... mad #but actual drama finally! #litg #love island the game #litg bill

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I am once again being terrorized by his affection. Stop complimenting me I'm not built like these other bitches I will fall in love with you.

#bill pls #i am done with my whorish proclivities #litg #love island the game #litg bill

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Soft moments like this with Bill are actually really worth it. When I told Ciaran I wanted to save Bill he said "ah the man with the many opinions." Bill deserves his redemption arc!

#he really does remind me of gary sometimes #litg #love island the game #litg bill

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Why... is he so hard to love? The ostriches have done nothing wrong. They know prey when they see it. Just like me 💖

#it is so hard to convince ppl to like bill bc he doesn't do himself any favors #litg #love island the game #litg bill

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I can't believe Bill was actually right in this situation. One night with me and he's a new man 🥰 king of only being right once

#it will never happen again 💕 #litg #love island the game #litg bill

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Same energy as the "I bet hes thinking about other women" meme

#litg #love island the game

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Okay, Rafi criticizing my ghost impression? Rude honestly.

#litg #love island the game #litg rafi

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He has my heart

sir ..... 🥺

#im so soft for this white man #thank you king #litg