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Okay. So cooking and feeding yourself and others just means alot to me (even tho i burn alot of stuff teehee) but i just read alot of different hc for these two and cooking and wanna do a poll cuz i got brain worm. Anyways my specific HC under the cut

Okay so i honestly think neither knew how to cook dureing the events of the first game. Phoenix, i think could cook a bit but it would be very bland cuz he doesn't know how spices work and i also think he burnt stuff alot. He didnt seem like he had the time to learn to cook between lawschool and wanting to save edgeworth. He's always been better at takeing care of others than takeing care of himself so i dont think he was a particularly good cook dureing the events of the first and especially second game. This bitch has never looked at a recipe.

Edgeworth on the other hand probably hasent ever needed to cook like ever. Gregory might have had miles help in the kitchen but after miles moved into the von karma household he never really used a kitchen outside of a kettle maybe. He doesn't know how ovens work. When in Europe after the first game is when he startss to learn some cooking. I think its part of his learning to care for himself. Treat yourself kindly and make yourself a nice meal is the idea. I think at first its disastrous. He may have had to put out some fires. I think he improves in cooking when he starts to improve himself, sort of like a reflection of his progress. By the time he returns in the secound game hes able to cook better than phoenix but only if following a recipe.

Phoenix doesnt see major improvement untill his disbarment. The first few years dont see much improvement but in tye last few years he spends time in europe with edgeworth and something they do together is cook. They choose a recipe and follow it, and phoenix starts useing those recipes when they return home.

By the time phoenix gets his badge back i think they are both pretty capable cooks and have a decent understanding of how to use spices and not set fires. I think in the end edgeworth is the better cook overall but phoenix isnt too far behind, he just has more kitchen accidents bit he also cooks more than edgeworth since he likes to feed people.

Anyways i have more thoughts bit o need to sleep and also i cant find the words cuz it makes me too happy

#edgeworth cant cook wont cook never learns #this bitch burnt pasta he's so shit he puts stock cubes in a pan dry #pheonix can cook in the broke single person way #which is using ingredients that can be frozen and dethawed to cook single portions #or making a big batch of something and eating it for a week #he cant afford to not be able to cook for himself #(source: i am a broke single person) #once trucy comes along he gets better but in the way u cook for a little kid so nothing complicated but more varied #edgeworth loves it bc its the kind of home cooking he had before dl-6 so its comforting #trucy can bake but not really cook she just eats leftovers/box mac n cheese/frozen pizza when she needs to #maya cant cook at all and isnt allowed in a kitchen #pearl wants to but sucks at it #apollo is boringly good and makes very sensible nutritionally balanced meals for himself #he has a meal planner and does pinterest lunch prep shit #ace attorney

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Marcille and Laios disrespecting each other's OCs.

#they are. besties #marcille will never admit it and laios doesnt notice but they are actually very alike #dunmeshi

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This is in the post for today's TAZ episode on our website, but it just felt right to post it here too, sans context.

#this nearly killed me #trying so hard not to laugh so i wasnt a weirdo laughing alone in the woods #also who is that as mutt?? #mcelboys

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💖💖✨💖✨💖✨BABY SENSHI ✨💖✨💖✨💖💖

#dungeon meshi #hes. babey #i love him

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ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more

#god tag #tw homophobia

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#unparodyable #why would he allow that to happen #if there's ever a clear sign of incompetence its not being smart enough to avoid this situation #uk politics

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https://x.com/tommchenry/status/1428891618770407428/

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every episode of mannix:

Mannix: (gets shot/stabbed/blown up/run over/has a breakdown) Peggy: Mannix, you good? Mannix: what the fuck is going on (Mannix intro plays)

#peggy: 'what the fuck happened to you again'

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columbo bitches i am begging you to get into mannix (1967) we got:

same creators as columbo + the guy who made mission impossible + lucille ball fixing the show in season 2

mannix: a crumply lil bitch of a man who is constantly being beaten up, rolling around in dirt, etc.

PEGGY my beloved who is his assistant and is witty and smart and has great clothes (and also was one of the earliest recurring black female characters on us tv alongside uhura, which is cool)

cool car chases/cars improbably bursting into flames while in midair (very good), lots of gunfights and people doing that weird 60s move of chopping someone in the shoulder to knock them out (always fun)

clever murder mystery/crime plots as expected from mr and mr columbo

truly 60s nonsense like weirdly long scenes and dramatic zooms, the works (im waiting for a weird trip sequence thats like a minute too long and looking forward to it)

its great fun and very stupid, and although mr mannix is not as cute as peter falk he's still extremely good and very punchable, does a great job being held up at gunpoint and just looking kind of annoyed about it

in conclusion: peggy 💖

#im 8 episodes deep and loving it #started from season 2 bc its totally different from season 1 #and theres no peggy in s1 so what is the point #occasionally there's a peggy-less episode and i miss her so much #shes Iconique and i adore her

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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”

Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood

#this is also the point of the sewer bit #that all the waste of paris that could be used to fertilize crops is pushed away and hidden #taken out of sight of civilized people and taken where they dont have to think about it #and the same is true of the poor and the criminalised #somewhere in heaven victor hugo and michel foucault are best friends #all the little angels

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i missed france so much you cant get eclairs with creme patissiere OR chantilly cream in england its a wasted country

#everyone is wrong about english food being bad UNLESS you are talking about the things we do to pastry #eclairs with whipped cream are a sin against god and everybody

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BnF IM SO SORRYYYYY everyone was so nice and nobody yelled at me and i didn't cry even a little bit BnF you have grown and changed and im so proud of you

american libraries: hello beloved reader, let us find you any book you need and carry you to it and hold your hand while you read it in case you get scared

the bibliotheque nationale de france: fuck you, fuck off, how dare you touche les livres im going to le kill you

#they still have an absolutely incomprehensible system though

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I asked my girlfriend what she considers a Round pokemon to be and she sent me this.

#he has merely stumbled upon Roundness and lacks true understanding #pokemon

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Sorry I haven't been able to post much art lately, but I had to take time out of my busy schedule to draw my current favorite TAZ NPC

#i want them to do taz dracula level silly forever #its the best the podcast has ever been #mcelboys

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american libraries: hello beloved reader, let us find you any book you need and carry you to it and hold your hand while you read it in case you get scared

the bibliotheque nationale de france: fuck you, fuck off, how dare you touche les livres im going to le kill you

#trying to desperately order a research pass so i can go look at a fucking microfilm #also ive never been to a research library in the states but the way ppl talk abt them they are run by literal angels #who have every piece of information you could ever want immediately #(u can tell when an american is writing smth set in england when the library staff are super helpful #bc an english library staff member would just tell you to go find it yourself)