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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

#video

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tumblr is so weird because like it FEELS small but then your favorite character loses a fandom poll bracket to a character you’ve never heard of in ur life and suddenly it’s like oh this hellsite is CROWDED crowded

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bbc merlin - 03x10 Queen of Hearts

scenes that make clinically insane

#bbc merlin #The fact that Arthur “Greatest Warrior in the Lands” Pendragon DROPPED his sword to say thing #'Hey I know you' Arthur Pendragon says to a known sorceror he caught snooping about his private chambers #no thoughts head empty we stan a himbo king

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I'm a simple person, I see a fic where Merlin is illiterate because he's a peasant and I simply close the tab

#bbc merlin

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As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol

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#video #This is so sweet

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Dannymay Day 9: Hunger

#savant par #How babygirl of Tucker #can actually see them doing this lol #dp

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

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I'm sorry to impose this impossible dilemma upon you all

#Fuck Merlin Kill Arthur and ofc marry Gwen :) #Though I'm sure I don't deserve her

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presented without comment

#Merlin just getting sexually harassed on the reg by his employers ☠ #Everyone definitely thought they were fucking #bbc merlin

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#Ooh felt

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Only day you can reblog this

#date specific reblog

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OBSESSED with the transition between Secret Worlds and The Calling

#the amazing devil

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Google is cooked

#Get off of tumblr google 😭

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

#Noooo

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#Why tf is technology getting progressively more dumb ☠