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When a customer refuses to wear a mask
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rip to a legend
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those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol
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there's literally never time to do anything. like you do something and finish it and then it's time to do another thing. how do we live like this
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I hate the whole backlash like ‘you say touch starved but you actually just mean horny’ NO I mean when I was getting my hair cut there was a moment where the hairdresser tilted my head to the side and the top of my head brushed his chest and my brain short circuited with endorphins because it thought I was being held
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fadmaggot · 3 years
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the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic
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fadmaggot · 3 years
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When Blathers tells you that your painting is fake after you spent thirty minutes analyzing it
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Streaming Service Rant
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fadmaggot · 3 years
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*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*
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fadmaggot · 3 years
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Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs
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fadmaggot · 3 years
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i dont understand when people queue their reblogs for an active post schedule. like yes if you’re a big anonymous account who takes requests or posts from reddit, sure, but for personal blogs? i am a silly little man making my silly little posts and when you see them you know i am on my silly little phone
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