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i’m not supposed to write finals i’m supposed to sit next to a river and leave my phone in my house and smoke my pipe and read and feel ok with being alive!!!
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brainrot quite frankly
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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up
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self portrait with sashiko mending
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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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Almost twice as many people died from COVID-19 in 2021 than all unintentional accidents. COVID-19 is the third leading cause of death. COVID rates are on the rise.
The least you can do is wear a mask.
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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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in her DMs being mad cordial
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the way that transmasc people sometimes hold onto aspects of femininity that still serve them is so alien to me because if i did not publicly absolve myself of masculinity on a regular basis it would be used to disprove my existence
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actually respectful language about trans bodies ISNT complicated at all. just ask people what they want to be called. if a girl says her taint is her pussy then it’s a pussy. if a guy says his t-growth is a dick then it’s a dick. if person calls their hole a dick that’s also a dick. if she says “eat me out” then taking the entire thing in your mouth is eating her out. if they call their flat chest tits they have tits. hope this helps ♡
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There is a passage from one of the Ender’s Game sequels that lives rent free in my mind every time I enter a public restroom of like… Bean thinking very hard about which stall to select because appropriately masculine men never select the first stall, if you take the last stall you’re trying too hard, but you can’t take a stall next to a stall next to one that’s already occupied…
Orson Scott Card is having a Real Normal One Over Here, I Guess.
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written on the 95th day of the genocide in gaza
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big fan of the trophy tranny in mad max 2. i entirely understand wez i think if someone killed a catch like that on me i would go berserk too. jesus christ what a loss for the world
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