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Ii… Know I said I’ll post the next chapter of Adamsapple x Chaggie yesterday but I remembered one idea I had and worked on it. I’m sorry :< I’ll post it I promise.

The thing I worked on on the other hand… It’s an one shot inspired from this ask on @rius-cave ‘s account (read it from here) where an anon suggested the idea of Lucifer and Adam fighting so bad that Adam ends up in Angel’s room crying.

Enjoy! (Also would you mind if I tagged you @things-arent-what-they-seem66 and @talesfromawannabejournalist ?)

Angel was getting ready to sleep when he heard a slight knock on his door, like the person behind it was doubting their decision to come here.

“I don’t know who you are but you better have a good fucking reason to be here this late.” He said to the door.

“Angel? Can I come in?” Someone spoke with a shaky voice.

Adam.

He opened the door, only to be met with a devastated sight of his friend. He looked like someone stole something from him. Heck, he must’ve been seriously off, he wasn’t even hiding his third eye on his forehead.

“Woah, what happened big guy?”

I was wondering if I could stay here tonight.?”

“Sure, but why?” Angel said, letting him in.

“Lucifer can’t come here unless you allow him to right?” He leaned against a wall, taking his head in his hands.

“Yeah, I guess..” So he did something…

“Let’s get you a beanbag..” He muttered to himself, walked to his closet but stopped when he heard a sob coming behind him.

The sinner, curled up in a ball with his wings wrapped around him, was crying silently. He sat down beside him quickly and began rubbing circles to his back.

“Hey… It’s okay. You don’t have to hide yourself. Let it out.”

“I-I can’t cry..” He was shaking. Fucking shaking.

“What?! Of course you can, everyone can!”

“Not me! I’m the man, not the pussy!” His wings revealed him, he was trying desperately to end the tears with wiping them violently. “I can’t let feelings-“

“Hey.” He held his wrists and hugged him. “I told you to let it out.”

That did it. He didn’t care anymore. He cried loudly to his chest. His tears were colder than anyone could ever have.

They stayed in the same position for a while, Angel awkwardly patting his back as he thought of what to do. Sure, he could try to comfort him, but it’d probably make him feel worse. Maybe this’d be enough for the sinner?

Who the fuck was he kidding? He needed someone to do it properly. And he knew just who it was. He whistled quietly, and took his pet in his hands. Adam let go of the hug and looked at who came.

“As much as I’d like to make you feel better, I suck at it Ad. But, I have someone else. Would you like to hug Nuggets?” He held him to Adam, and the upset demon took him. He licked his face softly, getting a chuckle and a hiccup from him. He hugged him tightly. He seemed a bit calmer but there were still lots of tears coming out of his eyes. Angel put a hand on his shoulder.

“You don’t have to tell me what happened, but if you want to, I’m here.”

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Lucifer walked down at the hallway, going to Angel Dust’s room. He was looking for a certain demon, and Charlie suggested he should go and check Angel Dust’s room. The spider and him had some sort of a friendship after all.

He needed to apologize. No, more than apologize, he probably needed to get him his favorite meal, take him to a rock concert and shit like that. He could do those later, but first he needed to see if he was okay and talk the things he said out.

There he was, standing at the doorstep. He knocked it softly, hoping he wasn’t waking the pornstar up.

A tired Angel opened the door, but his attitude completely changed when he saw the King of Hell. He was looking at him with ice-cold eyes, and they also held a little bit… Anger?

“What can I do for you Your Highness?” He said simply, wanting the King to go away. Adam didn’t need him at this moment.

“Uhh, Is Adam here?” He said, trying to look inside the room. But Angel just spawned two extra arms to block the view, standing infront of the short guy.

“Yes he is. But he is sleeping. I suggest you to come at the morning. It’s the middle of the night right now.”

“I see, but can I please at least see hi-“

“No. No you can’t.”

“But you just told me he was-?”

“Yes, he is. He fell asleep while crying because of you. And I doubt that he wants the person, who made him pour his fucking heart to me, near him even if he is sleeping. So why don't you just leave him alone, like everyone else did. After all,” He placed his finger on Lucifer’s chest, near his heart. That's what he deserves, right Your Highness?”

“Come on Angel, I didn’t mean it! I wasn’t thinking when I-”

“That’s always what they say.” He hmphed. “If you seriously want the better of him, then go the fuck away. And come back, when you see him more than a toy or a pet you can play around and threw away when you get bored. Good night, Lucifer.” He shut the door in his face.

Lucifer backed away, looking at the door shocked.

Adam, who hated crying and showing ‘girly’ emotions, poured his heart out to another demon, because of what he said?

This wasn’t right. Right, they were having an argument, and sure, maybe it got a little out of hand, but… But it couldn’t hurt Adam that much.

Right?

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Angel leaned against the door. God, he wasn’t going to deny he was quite surprised how he could find the courage to do this, but he knew Lucifer wouldn’t dare hurt Charlie’s clients.

Well, he is the wrong one after all. He peeked at his bed, where the demon he wanted to see was. Fat Nuggets was lying and probably sleeping near him, like he wanted to be there just in case he’d wake up crying again. Sometimes Angel could swore he was a literal angel.

He groaned, he needed a few things or atleast a glass of water, but he also didn’t wanted to leave Adam alone.

It’ll be quick. Just five minutes. He got up and opened the door, checking for Lucifer. When he couldn’t see him, he rushed to the kitchen.

Lucifer waited for him to dissapear from the curtain he was hiding in, and sneaked to his room. He hoped the magic wouldn’t work since Angel wasn’t in his room.

It didn’t.

Oh but how much Lucifer would want it to do.

Adam was there, in Angel’s bed, sleeping with the pig-pet near him. Looking horrible. His cheeks were puffy red, and still wet. His hair was messed up, his other eye wasn’t hidden like it mostly was, one of his horns looked like it had a missing piece, and so many few more details formed the broken man infront of him. But worst of all, even though he was sleeping, he looked more like he just passed out.

He was hurt.

He was hurt because of him.

He did this.

He absentmindedly tried to placed a hand on his, but his hand stopped when he heard someone behind.

“Ahem. I believe I told you to, GO. THE. FUCK. AWAY.” Angel Dust whisper-yelled, as Lucifer refused to let go of Adam’s side.

“I can’t leave him like thi-“

“Oh but you said you should, right? THEN DO IT! I am not allowing you here!”

The king felt the command grip his throat. He walked out of the room and stood at the entrance. The sinner was now straight up angry, and he didn’t seemed to care Lucifer was superior to him.

“Angel, I-” He faced a door again, the spider didn’t even had something to say to him.

He sat down at the entrance. If he had to wait for the morning then he’d do it.

He needed to clean up his own mess.

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This was supposed to be a little one shot help-

Should I make a sequel?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #holydust #guitarduck #adamsapple

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What's in a name?

Angel had been curious about something for a while. "Do you have a last name, or is 'first man' your last name?"

Adam looked at him. "No? I don't have a last name."

"Why not?"

"The fuck you why not? I was never given one." Adam didn't see what the big deal was, he had always been Adam he was fine with it. Eve still didn't have a last name as near as he knew and no one was harassing her about it.

Angel just gave him a look. "Don't you want one?"

Adam sighed. "Angel, this really isn't that big a fucking deal."

Angel smirked and leaned in closer to Adam. "You know, if you ever married short, pale, and handsome you'd be Adam Morningstar."

Adam flushed and adverted his gaze. Okay, MAYBE he's thought about that once or twice and it MAYBE had a nice ring to it.

But Lucifer would never marry him.

"Fuck off, Angel." Though the words were harsh they lacked any bite.

Later that night, while Adam was asleep, Lucifer gazed at Adam while he slept. His eyes landed on the sinners ring finger, he reached out with his own hand and gently stroked that finger with his pointer finger. He visualized a gold band on that blacked finger.

Adam Morningstar.

Yeah, he definitely liked the sound of that.

#GOD DAMMIT THIS IS TOO CUTE FOR MY HEART #adamsapple

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fanofstuff02 · 6 days

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I am obsessed with crossovers so have this fun shit

Blitzø: So let me get this straight, you want us to kill two actual 15 year olds and two old shits who… ‘got you stuck here’?

Bill Cipher, as a sinner: I thought this was what you were providing. It was on the flyer. ‘We kill who you can’t’

Blitzø: I’m sorry. It’s just hard imagining someone who claims they were one of the strongest beings in the universe and shit got beaten by children and old men. *Smirks*

Bill Cipher: Look, are you guys doing it or not?

Blitzø: Of course. If you pay us.

Bill Cipher: Good. And, I want their heads delivered to me.

Blitzø: Ohoh, not that. It’s not exactly on our servic-

Bill Cipher: I’ll pay you extra.

Blitzø: Okay!

I also think he’d eventually become an overlord and be a friend of Alastor

#I have nothing to do with my life #helluva boss #gravity falls #helluva boss blitz #gravity falls bill #bill cipher #Let the two tumblr sexymans meet

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fanofstuff02 · 6 days

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Second part! I guess you can consider this as more of Hell’s story in Adamsapple x Chaggie AU? Or maybe this is the first part? I honestly have no idea. Read the other one here

Tags: @talesfromawannabejournalist @rius-cave (hope you don’t mind)

I’ll post the full first episode tomorrow by the way

Long, long time ago, there were lots of angels. One of them was Lucifer, with shining dreams and thoughts, also with a closeness to the first humans. They considered him as a troublemaker, but harmless.

Lucifer was happy with his life, honestly. Both Lilith and Adam treated him nicely, even if they didn’t kind of like each other. He didn’t want anything to change.

But then, he made the biggest mistake of his life. He slept with one of them.

He remembered nothing. All he could recall was getting seriously drunk, and rest was fuzzy. Then he woke up in the Garden, completely naked. No one was there. The worst part? He somehow had a fucking child from whoever he had sex with. He knew he was fucked in a bad way when he saw the little kid coming out of his hat.

Before dealing with Lucifer, Heaven wanted to get rid of the child immediately. But Lucifer refused. He told them he’d do anything for them to not kill the girl. She didn’t deserve that just because he was not careful.

Heaven said they’d accept Lucifer’s offer, but at a cost. She would have no idea who her parents was. Heaven would raise her, he would only be able to see her once a year, without her knowing. Lucifer and the human who broke the rules, however, would be banished from Heaven.

They were going to question all of them, but Lilith, the first woman, claimed it was her. And fell to hell with Lucifer.

Lilith’s actions were enough for authorities to question humanity’s loyalty, and the new woman, Eve eating the apple was the sugar on the cream. They were also punished.

Meanwhile, in Hell, Lucifer fell in love with Lilith. This was how they were supposed to be like, right? Also Lilith returned his feelings. Somehow.

As Hell’s population grew more and more, Heaven’s concern of a rebel did too. They wanted to sign a deal with either King or Queen of Hell, and managed to do with Lilith. When Lucifer found out, he was shocked and pissed.

Their relationship started to crumble, more fights appearing. Lilith said this would be the best, meanwhile Lucifer defended their people. And then, she left, leaving a devastated, life meaningless Lucifer behind.

One day, he was walking down the streets, thinking to do the worst to himself. But he decided not to when he found a certain angel demon at there. Adam. The first man. Who was there as a sinner because he was against the genocide holy people doing.

Is this great? I hope so

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilth #hazbin hotel au

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fanofstuff02 · 13 days

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HERE IS IT!! Here is your request @talesfromawannabejournalist

Alsoo: @woah-why-i-am-here (drawings!) @rius-cave

Adamsapple x Chaggie AU

Lucifer is Charlie

Adam is Vaggie

Charlie is Emily (Emily is fallen)

Eve is Adam

Abel is Lute (You can punch me)

Michael is Lucifer

Also, I swapped the genders of Angel Dust, Husk and Valentino (you can punch me 2x) because there are too much males there. Though I doubt they would ever be used.

I wrote down the ep 6 as them because it has the most Chaggie

Also also, my native language is not English, sorry if there are grammar mistakes. AND, I am not one or was raised in a Christian culture, so I’m sorry if this isn’t pretty accurate.

By the way, I’ll not be writing the same dialogues, I’ll tell you when I skip them

Sorry if this is kinda cheesy

“Okay I have took my hat, and my other hat AND a special rubber duck as a gift. Do you think heaven would still be as bright as it was before? Should I bring sunscreen?” Lucifer fumbled around the room, throwing things in their suitcases.

“You do know it’ll probably be in the fucking inside most of the time right? And babe,” He took his hand in an attempt to calm him down a little. “It’s only a meeting. You don’t need to bring gifts to them.”

“It-it's not for them. It's for… Charlie.” He exhaled, intertwining their fingers together. “I want her to think good of me. Because you know!” He laughed nerveously and looked away. “First impressions matter! Maybe she- I mean heaven would listen to us if they understand that we care about them!” He said the last part mostly to himself as Adam watched him, thinking why was this angel thrown in hell. But then he remembered one thing. And that 'something' linked itself to another 'something’.

“Sooo uhh… About that ‘us’… I don’t think I should… come with you.” He removed his hand from his and ran his fingers through his hair.

“Why? I mean, I can totally understand if you aren’t comfortable being around them, but-”

“It’s not that… Well yeah, I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of that bitch, and I don’t think Abel thinks awesome about me but overall, they aren’t that bad… It’s just.. I don’t think me being there could help. I mean, I fell here right? I rejected them. They probably hate me and would judge you because of-“ He felt his king’s fingers shushing him.

“I don’t care what they think, they are an asshole if they hate you just because you didn’t want to be a part of their genocide, and you do help. With… being there with me.” He looked up, smirking lightly. The sight was enough to make him soften in a lot of places.

“And also,” He took a hold of both his hands. “Do you think they wouldn’t hate and judge me? The Devil himself? Please, you were the first one to be against that, I need you there.”

“Fine, I’ll come…” He gave up, almost fell down when Lucifer hugged him tightly, kissing all over his face. It tickled.

“Thank you!”

-Skipping to the part where they got into heaven-

“Yup, shit’s still fucking bright.” The first man blinked, trying to get used to the new environment.

“Yeah, I know, isn’t it beautiful?” His boyfriend looked around excitedly.

“Sure.”

“Oh, hi there!” A blue-yellow angel waved them but froze when he realized who they were. “Ahem- Are you sure you are in the-“

Here we go.

“Right place? Yes.” The first man said, cold and simple. Lucifer squeezed his hand, giving him a “We're-guests-here” look. He then cleaned his throat.

“Oh, uhm, hi. St Peter right? We are Adam and Lucifer, here for a meeting. I guess you know about us coming here? Archangel Michael arranged it for us?”

“I- guess he did.” St Peter shook his head. “They should-”

“St Peter, mind if we take them from here?” A voice came from the air.

“Sera! Long time no see!” Lucifer tried to keep his cool, failed miserably when he saw who was next to Sera.

Charlie.

“Hello, Lucifer. Adam.” The angels took a more human-like appearance and came closer, the older one greeted them, probably forcing herself to smile. “I’m… Delighted to see you two again.”

I bet you are, Sera.

“You too.”

Charlie run into them excitedly and took the short guy’s hand to shake. The ex angel was probably in the double-heaven by now.

“Hi! I’m Charlie! The helper of the seraphim. Half angel. You probably don’t know about me, but I heard so much about you.” She smiled widely, much more warmer than the Seraphim’s.

“I- ahem, heard about you too.”

-The whole ass song plays-

“Holy fucking shit.” They passed through two angels, Charlie was leading them to a hotel. “Are those..?”

“Why is HE here?! How did they even allow them to come here!” Abel said in rage.

“Who the fuck cares?! I’m going to end this bullshit right now.” Eve started walking angrily but he stopped her.

“Wait, you wouldn’t want to start a fight infront of everyone would you?”

“Do I look like I care?! This can’t wait for exter-“

"SSH!" He shushed her, pulling her by the collar.

“Mom, what was the only rule Sera wanted us to follow?”

“Riighht.. Yeah yeah the no one should know rule bullshit, I know honey.” She drank her coffee deeply.

“Listen to your son, Eve.” Someone spoke behind them, teleporting them in another place.

“Sera! Aren’t you aware that you can’t do that to a girl? Jeez.”

-Sera and Adam scene basically-

“Okay, I MISSED this place!” Lucifer jumped onto the hotel’s bed while Adam carried their stuff there. “Can you believe that Charlie wants to hang out with me?!”

“I guessed that.”

“She’s going to take me to a park, where they have one of the biggest duck ponds! With an actual water pond! You coming?”

“Nah, I’m good, but uhh… Feed them for me I guess.”

“See ya!” He gave him a little wave and walked away, tugging his heart strings for a brief moment.

“Ughh.” He groaned and lied down. “Why did it have to be Sera we’re-“ He was startled when there was a loud knock on his door. Luci didn’t do that.

“Look, I don’t know who the fuck are you but Lucifer isn’t heee-“ His voice got lower and lower when he saw his ex wife and son on the doorstep. “-re. Get the fuck out.” He attempted to close the door, but the bitch kicked it. “Lucifer’s not here, and even if he WAS here, I doubt you two have anything to talk about.”

“Oh no no no, I’m not lookin for the short cunt. I’m here for you, babe” She looked down mockingly to him. When she was firstly created, they had little to no amount of height difference. But now, due to him getting a bit shorter when he fell, she was slightly taller. Yep. Another shitty thing about this body.

“And why is that?” He crossed his arms. Whore.

“I think you know why. You left us for your stupid morality bullshit. You rejected us for a… Royal ass. Or,” She leaned in. “I suppose that cake piece was on your mind the whole time?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about bitch.” He muttered angrily.

“Please. You thought I would forget what heaven told us JUST because you became one of them?” She touched one of his horns as his eyes went wide.

“You wouldn’t,”

“Oh, I would. Heh. I still remember the look on your face when Sera told you what came out of the demon king's hat after your funny night with him. You begged her not to tell anyone about this, Addie.”

“Don’t ever dare to call me that again.”

“Hmmmm… No. Anyway,”

“When we firstly came with a plan to end this for good, your little heart couldn’t handle it, right? No wonder why King Duckdick chose you after Lilith left him.”

“I can’t believe you can fall into that gutter. Your love is just…” Abel looked disgusted.

“Hot?”

“Uhh..”

“What do you want me to do?” The demon tried to calm himself down.

“Simple. You’ll help us in the court, and shut that freaky place down for good.”

“I am not going to betray-”

“Awww how sweet. But, you already did, right?Does he know that YOU are the reason why he was kicked out of heaven? Does he know that you took advantage of him while he was drunk? Does he know that you let Lilith lie to heaven to become the Queen of Hell? Let me guess.” She got closer to her ex-husband who was frozen, a smug on her face “He doesn’t. And if you want to keep it that way, you are going to help us out there. Otherwise, I will tell him that he’d been fucking the true snake this whole time. I’m sure he’d understand! Let’s go hun.” She patted his shoulder, receiving a death glare. Abel returned it and closed the door behind.

Thats the end of the first chapter.

Should I write all of the episodes or should I continue from here?

Have a good day/night!

-Zoe

#hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel eve #hazbin eve #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin charlie

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fanofstuff02 · 14 days

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Holllly shiiiii-

Fizz..?

#alex brightman

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fanofstuff02 · 16 days

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you know what would be great just a little something of Adamsapple chaggie au please, I’m an addict I can’t get enough of this au! I just need some writing for this au, PLEASE!

Ooh I plan to! My Adamsapple side is also craving about this AU, but I’m still not quite sure what to write, I don’t want to just give them Chaggie’s dialogues and call it an AU. So I’ll probably share it either tomorrow or the next day.

#hazbin hotel #adamsapple #ask #guitarduck

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fanofstuff02 · 18 days

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X: YOU CAN’T SHIP THOSE!!! THEY HAVEN’T INTERACTED/THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!!

Me in my head: It’s not my fault if you aren’t creative enough to imagine a fanfiction, an alternative universe, or just something more than the show offers bud.

#I could’ve never realize that if you didn’t tell jeez #These people are annoying af #shipping #adamsapple #Oh really? I didn’t see this giant fucking show these characters are from in front of me you dumb bitch

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fanofstuff02 · 19 days

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THIRD CHAPTER BABY!

So recall for people who didn’t read the first part: Adam fell and accidentally sold his soul to Valentino, he became one of his favorite whores. And became coworkers with Angel. Also this has 2 more chapters. (first part second part)

Does this include a liitle Adamsapple? Maybe one-sided? I have no idea

This has little to no in real life Valentinos, just whatever trigger warning you think that one Angel voicemail scene has applies here. Also you can punch me, I’m an ignorant on alcohol and I might’ve wrote Angel’s exact same voicemail scene on Adam…

Tags: @woah-why-i-am-here @rius-cave @candyhoiic @puparella @fightinsoda @foreverpeachy2010 @dlf24866

I hope you all have a fantastic day/night <3

“You are NOT pretty by any way!” A pink figure screamed.

Angel was running away from an exorcist. He was out of the Hotel and to his luck, he stumbled to her. Normally he’d shoot her, but he knew she wouldn’t hesitate to bring him with herself to the double death. He saw someone trying to stab her, but she just killed him. He guessed she wanted to see Angel try escaping, get tired and then kill Angel sadistically, because she wasn’t flying.

“Oh shit.” He stared at the wall. It was a dead end. This was it. End of his 138 years. He leaned to the wall and closed his eyes but the pain he expected didn’t came. Instead, he felt something on his legs. It was the exorcist. She was unconscious. Maybe even dead.

“I’m sorry Daisy.” Someone familiar spoke. “Come here bitch.”

“Adam?” He asked. He couldn’t believe it.

“I told you to come here. You are fucking bleeding.” He held his hand out to him and Angel took it.

“Did you just..?”

“Don’t think you mean anything to me. Valentino would fucking end me if he finds out I let something happen to you.” He helped him getting up and led him to a place nearby, it seemed like a hotel.

“How did you even know I was there?”

“L- Some other of them chased me down. You were near my hotel. I saw you.” He simply said, looking away. “Are you gonna get inside? You need treatment.” He stood at a door.

“I-I guess.” He was still shocked. What?

“Good. Follow me.”

He kept following the first man and inspected him. Most of the feathers on his right wing were torn off, his clothes were ripped and he had lots of tiny scars all over his body, one on his forehead looked a bit serious, still sort of bleeding. Why is he is more caring about me when he himself is bleeding? He definitely went through something. Maybe something with the angel he said that was following him?

“How did you even managed to take her down so fastly!?”

“I was their fucking leader. I trained them before. Of fucking course I know their weak spots.” He opened a door for Angel. “Get inside.”

“Ooh.” He sat down to a messed up bed as the sinner went to get medical supplies.

“Give me your arm.”

Firstly, he cleaned and disinfected his arm, causing a low hiss. He then took a bandage and started bandaging his left arm as he just stared at him.

They weren’t exactly on the term of friends at that moment. Angel still didn’t forgot who he was, and the other sinner was still hating the whole hell, so they just tolerated eachother. However, he was on the gray area for now to Angel. He knew it could be hard to drop your pride and accept this was your place now.

But no matter which area he was in, he would NOT expect him to be the one to protect him.

“What happened to your wing?”

“None of your fucking business.”

“Are you going to fix that?” He pointed to his head.

“Maybe.”

“Why did they even show up? Today’s not the extermination day!” Angel was starting to get annoyed.

“I have no fucking idea. And done. You have to be more careful, slut.”

“Ii… Will.” He looked around the room as the former exorcist went to put the supplies back. It was a cool room at all, but it was messed up as hell. Maybe even worse than the one they were in.

“Soo… Do you think there are more of them?” He carefully asked. His colleague didn’t seem to be in the right mindspace. Not that he cared though.

“As I said, I fucking have no idea.” He lied down to his bed and pulled his blankets, completely ignoring the other demon.

“Do you want me to go?”

“Do whatever you want. I don’t care.” He closed his eyes, supposedly trying to go to sleep.

“Hey. Get up.” Angel realized the torned part of his wings were bigger when he lied down, and so was the bleedig point.

“What the fuck.”

“I dunno much about wings, but DO know you can’t ignore the blood lake on your forehead. Sit down. I’ll take care of it.”

“Why would you do that.”

“What do you think Val would do to me if he found out I let YOU die? Was that because of angelic steel?”

“Oh. Yes.” All of his words were blank and emotionless. Even when he asked questions, he wasn’t curious or surprised or any other kinds of things a question could carry. He just wanted the information, and when he got it, it was over. No reaction.

“Okie.” He brought back the supplies he used to the bed. Like he did, he cleaned the blood first. But the other porn demon didn’t flich like he did when he pressed the disinfection cotton to his face. Just one of his eyes twitch. Lastly, he bandaged it. “Is there somethin you can do for your wings?”

“No there isn’t.” He lied down again. Well he could use something to ease the pain but he deserved it.

“Okay… I guess I’ll go then.” He collected the medic kit and put it back.

See you tomorrow?”

“I guess. Goodbye.”

“Bye” What the fuck happened to this fucker?

— Continuing —

“Seriously, you need to stop drinking THAT much at nights. One day you’ll get a hungover on a work day and Josh says Valentino becomes an even bigger piece of shit if he realizes.”

“C’moon, I AM being careful! I’m almost as old as the fuckin Earth is!”

“Just a warning.” They sat down at the bar and Adam put his mask on the table. “Where’s Husker?”

“Him and Bambi left for some important shit I gue-“

“Hey gays!” Someone behind them cheerfully said and alarm bells started to scream in Adam’s head as he recognized the voice. “Why are you so dirty? Do your clothes need washing?”

“Hi Niff! And no, we’re fine. Did you saw that GIANT cockroach on the third floor second bathroom?” Angel calmly said while Adam was frozen.

“No, I haven’t. I should end it!”

“I will never get used to that gremlin.” Adam watched her spinting away, subconsciously putting a hand on his stomach. There were like 9 x’es as a reminder of what got him there. He shook his head and got up from his seat, wanting to get him and Angel a thing or two.

“Can’t expect you to I guess.” He took out his phone and checked his noftications. “Hellify says Verosika released a new single… 10 messages from Husk… I can check them later…”

“You have to right?” He teased. He couldn’t help himself. They weren’t dating at the moment, but he knew how the cat and the spider had a special bond.

“Can you not.”

“Okay, okay. Do you want some? I’m filling for our missing bartender today.”

“I can have one glass. Wine.” Adam took a bottle for himself and one to prepare Angel’s.

“Here it is.”

“Thanks.”

He took a mouthful and opened his own phone. He didn’t have a lot of messages. Just Valentino’s. Luckily there were only five. He sighed, he’ll listen them later. He put the phone away and watched Angel who looked like he was waiting someone. Well he did.

“When do you think they’ll be back?” The spider drank down his glass and kept looking at the door.

“I dunno. Sad because your bartender is not here to listen you and tell you sweet shit no friend says?” He smirked.

“I am. Sad because you don’t have someone to do that for you?” He said mockingly.

“Meh. Who needs a partner. They always end the same anyway.” He looked away from his friend, drinking endlessly.

“I saw Steve looking at you like that last week.” He scoffed.

“Steve can lick his ass. I’m not gonna get together with anyone. I’m fine like this.” He pretty much muttered the last part to himself. Well he DID wanted someone in his life… But it wasn’t gonna happen. There was no way he’d ever view him in that light anymore. And Adam was not the type to chase impossible dreams.

“Your subconscious hugging your pillow says otherwise though.”

“WHA- Do you fucking watch me when I sleep?!”

“Relaax, I went to wake you up once. You were snuggling to it too much that I was surprised you weren’t tryna fuck it.”

“Oh please.”

They chatted together for a while when they saw someone unfamiliar. A short blue angler fish demon with big red glasses. He looked at the pornstars suspiciously. They returned the favor.

“Who the fuck are you?” The first man asked. Though he seemed familiar to him.

“Who the fuck are YOU? I came here today. I’m a guest.” He coldly asked.

“So are we, smartass.” Angel rolled his eyes. “He asked your name. Mine’s Angel and that’s Adam.”

“Adam? As the-

“First man, yes.”

“Oh. Baxter. Can you give me a whiskey?” He sat down to a seat of the bar. He still didn’t looked like he was comfortable.

“Suure.” He still tried to recall where he remembered the guy. And it hit him.

“Here Val. My best inventor did what he could do in three days. Right, Bax?” The screen-face said, handing out Adam’s new torture to his owner.

“I did, sir.” He said. He looked as bored as Adam was.

“Awesome! You know Voxy, you should let me borrow your employees more~” He purred.

“Nuh-uh. This guy is useful. Come Baxter. We have our own job. See you Val.” They walked away, leaving Adam with the worst boss in the world.

“Waait… You work for Voxtech don’tcha? You are the fucker who designed this torture!” He pointed at his mask.

“Yes, and? My boss just gave me what I needed to do, I didn’t even knew it was for you.” He looked bored. “Now can you please give me that whiskey?”

“How about-“ He was gonna tell Mr Serious Shithead to go grab it on his own, but Angel gave him a “Just fuckin do it, Charlie would be happy” look. He groaned, he was right. Princess Rainbows wasn’t that bad when you get used to her, not to mention she was the only fucking person in the hotel -besides Angel- who understood he was in depression when he showed up for the first time and didn’t bother him until he was in the right headspace again. He could at least try being nice to her guests.

“Here.” He forced himself to smile “What are you doing here so late anyway?”

“Last time I checked 10 wasn’t late.” He sipped from his glass.

“Whatever.” He shrugged and finished his own bottle. “I’m heading off to bed now. And,” He took his belongings from the table. “Don’t come into my room ever again.”

“What? Worried because I can saw you doing unspeakable?”

“Please.” He chuckled and went to his room. Locking it in case the cyclops might try some shit again when he swas asleep. He lied down to his bed and took his phone out, smile fading. Do it. It’ll be over. He said to himself. It’ll only be worse if you don’t.

He sighed and opened the first one.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t around that much for the last few hours, I missed you so much… But they told me you went to your stupid little hotel early when I finally managed to go there… And that makes me sad…”

“YOU FUCKING PRICK! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!? YOU ARE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO STAY FOR ANOTHER HOUR AFTER OUR JOB IS OVER! DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO?!”

“Of course I get it, you were tired… But you could stay for another hour right… Do you want to play my nerves on purpose..?”

“Oh don’t you worry your head about this baby, I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!”

“See you tomorrow, Addie~ And don’t forget: People like you CAN’T have healthy relationships. Partners of people like you are ALWAYS pretending. They are always lying to your face, always knowing you are not ‘special’ for them, always just wanting a piece of a good cake, always using how naive you are, always-“

He got up harshly and threw his phone to the wall. When the fuck did he start crying?

Lilith, Eve, Lute… They all left him. For something better. Something more worthy than him. They saw nothing in him but a toy to play with. And then there was him… Of course he would chase something better, SOMEONE better, he was just dumb enough to think it meant-

Alcohol. That’s what he needed. It might not be a solution, but it was an escape. Escape from reality. Things hurt less when he wasn’t in control of his body. He went to his closet and took out five bottles, completely ignoring the Angel-voiced part of his brain.

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