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flamingfeathers · 2 hours
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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flamingfeathers · 12 hours
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flamingfeathers · 12 hours
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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:
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On-Going Project. Folders were empty.
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Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.
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Stuff. You are killing me smalls.
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Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.
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flamingfeathers · 12 hours
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
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flamingfeathers · 15 hours
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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flamingfeathers · 1 day
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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
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flamingfeathers · 3 days
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An interesting demonstration of how the human brain works.
But also something of a lesson regarding perception, and the unreliability of subjective perspective versus objective reality.
You can be extremely certain about how you perceive the world, your "lived experience," that which you "feel it in my heart." But that doesn't mean it's actually true. And it doesn't mean we have to endorse it, or ignore or outright deny objective reality.
That's a "you" thing, not a "we" thing.
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flamingfeathers · 5 days
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my friend and i were going to study a language together and wound up having to cancel our plans due to scheduling pressures, but! through research we came across a really cool resource for reading in a TON of languages: bloom library!
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as you can see, it has a lot of books for languages that are usually a bit harder to find materials for—we were going to use it for kyrgyz, for example, which has over 1000 books, which was really hard to find textbook materials for otherwise. as you can see it also has books with audio options, which would be really useful for pronunciation checking. as far as i can tell, everything on the site is free as well.
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flamingfeathers · 5 days
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The nefarious eater
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flamingfeathers · 6 days
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Today I discovered that "bro visited his friend/the visiterrrrrrr" isn't necessarily a widely known meme outside of tumblr after I referenced it irl and seemingly came across as a complete maniac, ironically exactly creating the circumstances of the original meme
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flamingfeathers · 6 days
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My sister found a medieval peasant on nextdoor
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flamingfeathers · 6 days
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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flamingfeathers · 6 days
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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
#me
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flamingfeathers · 7 days
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flamingfeathers · 9 days
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flamingfeathers · 9 days
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a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.
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flamingfeathers · 10 days
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
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