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fluffykitkat · 3 months
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March 7: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!
March 7: *looks around* ….Should I keep it?
Welt : March 7, just do the right thing.
Stelle/Caelus: And put in your bag.
Welt : No—
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fluffykitkat · 3 months
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So does anyone also think about the fact the English VA for Mahito and ino who’s Lucien dodge and the VA for Uraume who’s Erica Mendez are married? Just me?
I love voice actor facts🫶🏻
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fluffykitkat · 4 months
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Nobara: Something tells me itadori is going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Itadori, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Nanamin isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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fluffykitkat · 4 months
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Itadori : *makes Gojo a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Gojo: *sips tea*
Itadori :
Gojo: *finishes tea*
Itadori : Didn't it taste bad?
Gojo: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Itadori , tearing up: Oh, okay.
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fluffykitkat · 4 months
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Itadori : I don't like bugs. Nobara, are you even listening to me?
Nobara: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Itadori, panicked screams at Nanami: MOOOOOOOM!
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fluffykitkat · 4 months
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Itadori : I am 39 cheetos tall.
Nobara: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Itadori : Because we're out of doritos.
Nobara: that makes sense
Megumi: no??
Gojo: it does!
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fluffykitkat · 4 months
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Nanami : Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Gojo: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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fluffykitkat · 4 months
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Chad : Uryu You have to apologize to Ichigo!
Uryu: OK FINE CHAD.
Uryu: sorr-. *looking at ichigo* Unfuck you, or whatever you weird sewer rat
Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR APOLOGY FOUR EYES???
Uryu: YOU WANNA TALK APOLOGISE HUH?? YOU SUCK EVEN MORE WITH THEM CARROT HEAD!
Ichigo: COUGH UP A BETTER ONE OR THE FOUR EYES WILL BE PERMANENT!
Chad: I question my friendship with these two, almost every day
Urahara: you didn’t joke-
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fluffykitkat · 5 months
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Porco, holding a rock: pieck just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Reiner: If you don't marry her, I will.
Meanwhile pieck holding 8 bags of rocks: will this be enough colt?
Colt with 5 bags of rocks: definitely.
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fluffykitkat · 6 months
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Renji:talking too the other lieutenants during a mission: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Ichigo's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
*everyone glancing over at him*
Izuru: I’m surprised he answered
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fluffykitkat · 6 months
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Rukia: What? You’re joking, I'm not aggressive!
Ichigo: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? While I said it was a gift from Orihime?
Rukia: Survival of the fittest, bitch. Besides orhime baked those and I already ate mine idiot
Ichigo: THATS WHAT I MEAN YOU ARE AN AGGRESSIVE LITTLE GREMLIN!!!
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fluffykitkat · 7 months
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Colt: Why are your tongues purple?
Pieck: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Porco: I had a red one.
Colt: oh.
Colt: *staring at them*
Colt: OHH.
Reiner:
Reiner: ah so You drank eachothers slushies?
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fluffykitkat · 7 months
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*The warrior Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Porco: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Bertholdt : I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Reiner: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Pieck: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Annie: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Colt:It was a dare.
The scouts whom asked this: well guess they fit in with us
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fluffykitkat · 7 months
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Annie: Bertholdt is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Reiner: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when hes double over in pain, kiss him passionately.
Colt: Tackle him!
Porco: Dump him.
Pieck: Kick him in the shin!
Bertholdt : OKAY STOP!! No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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fluffykitkat · 8 months
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Shinobu : We have fun, don’t we, Sanemi ?
Sanemi : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Shinobu: *glare*
Sanemi: but yes we do have fun while half way dying I find it delightful
Shinobu: great just what I wanted to hear from my best bud
Sanemi: yeahhhh best bud.
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fluffykitkat · 8 months
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Yosano: Where are my fucking keys guys?
Ranpo : Yosano please tiny baby Atsushi is around, can you say it a little nicer? He’s a kid!
Yosano: FINE. May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS ARE STORED?!
Atsuchi: she’s mad
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fluffykitkat · 8 months
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Ichigo: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Urahara: I just wanna fucking marry Yoruichi!! LOOK AT HER SHES BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING LET ME MARRY HER
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