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Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

#LINKEDIN????? #homestuck #Nfnfndbdkdnks

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My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. 

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#For kane

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me when i fuckin uhhh

#HELLO??? #Art

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AMY GOODMAN: I wanted to quote further what you’ve said in explanation of why you’re resigning. You said you’re “haunted by the final social media post of Aaron Bushnell, the 25-year-old US Air Force serviceman who self-immolated in front of the Israeli Embassy in Washington on February 25.” You quote him: “Many of us like to ask ourselves, 'What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you’re doing it. Right now.” If you can explain what that meant to you and how people have responded to you?

ANNELLE SHELINE: Sorry. You know, that post, I think, spoke to me and many people, who had to really look at what they were doing and whether — you know, for me, I have a young daughter. And I thought about, in the future, if she were to ask me, you know, “What were you doing when this was happening? You were at the State Department.” I want to be able to tell her that I didn’t stay silent. And I know many people who are deeply affected by those words that Aaron Bushnell posted.

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YOU hates terfs

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#Happy ides to the only platform on earth that remembers

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Time for a new long post. A group of some of my favorites I’ve done in 2024 already.

#Desert gayssss #Cool local artist

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the pillars holding up society:

people who film bootlegs of stage shows

people who write transcripts/captions for media that was released without them

wikipedia editors

people who translate funny tiktoks

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Out of Touch

#Thank you for your service op

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artist’s rendition of the most fucked up dangerous osha violating situation that working theatre tech has ever put me in

#I honestly don't want to hear about the fucked osha violation situations my bf used to put himself in because I would have a panic attack

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I see an animol I name it

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Dudes rock

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HAAAAAANK!!!! HANK IT'S NOT A BOOSTER! HANK! THIS YEARS COVID SHOT IS A WHOLE NEW VACCINATION SERIES THAT GIVES YOU RESISTANCE TO STRAINS THAT HAVE EMERGED SINCE 2021 , HANK!!! IT'S AN UPDATE, NOT A BOOSTER!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

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Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"