Everyone in Midsomer is absolutely insane. No-one in the entire county has a sense of appropriate time and place. It'll be some innocent baby's christening or some nonsense and next thing you know one guest is screaming at another about a fraud they think they committed, someone loudly announces that the baby is an affair baby, two people are having sex in a store cupboard, someone else announces they want a divorce, and to top off the evening someone takes this moment to do a murder.
Us British people will wonder why there seems to be a large number of serial killers in the UK while we binge watch Midsomer Murders for the sporadic and quirky murders.
we midsomer murders fans love to make jokes about all the choice ways gavin troy refers to sex but idk how nobody has brought up this absolute crime against humanity yet
I used to be solely dedicated to crime shows and now I’m in the middle of serial Crime/murder documentaries lover and girly girl showing off her pastel pink and white aesthetic material belongings.
I still think one of the most iconic scenes of midsomer murders has to be when Dan Scott is five minutes in his role as Detective Sergeant and he’s staring at a brutally murdered woman in a flamenco dress and stockings with a rose in her mouth and Tom Barnaby is acting like this is all normal Midsomer behaviour
tom barnaby talking to the person who definitely did it: oh goodness gracious me! I'm not asking you to establish an alibi, of course you could never do a thing like this! I like you!
It has been a huge chunk of time since the last update, I apologise.
I will note that the loss of my old laptop was the main issue, but I also wasn't completely sure how fast paced I wanted to get into the action and I ultimately decided against that for the sake of being able to properly give my spin on the characters some development.
So without further ado, the link to the newest chapter
I love the scene in faithful undo death where Troy mentions Cully and asks about her boyfriend and Barnaby just goes, “Nicholas the actor.“ and then says, “we like him.”
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