gandalfbelike

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I'm never trying to befriend a Taylor swoft fan again :(

#she blocked me 😩😩😩 #was I mean or smthin? #Taylor swift #swifties #exposed #1989

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You don't need to be pretty like her, you can be pretty like me :-)

#if yall just saw me like #I'm way too pretty lol #selflove #beauty #girls

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Honestly I die of joy every time someone sends me an anon. Like even if it's like 'wazoski from monsters Inc deserved the guillotine' I'll be like Wow. The Faceless Man in the Shades really Cares About Me and Wants to See Me Prosper During His Lifetime

#keep dem anons coming in fam #mike wazowski #monsters Inc #Rihanna

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What was your old blog called?

Wut u mean boi dis my one (1) n only blog!!!!!! I wanna make another tho cz like, I'm a fashion icon but people will die if they see me cz I am sun

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hi

Isaan newton drank weed

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Someone: I want a love to set my heart ablaze beneath the stars at 3am

Yall: delete ur blog

Ed sheeran: I want a love to set my heart ablaze beneath the stars at 3am

Yall: WOW SHOOKETH NEED ME A CHEETO LIKE ED #FEELS #LOVEQUOTES #MARRIAGE

#why am I attacking myself like this #ed #ed sheeran #sweeran #love #Rihanna

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Slightly pissed but hot af

#wow this blog is so relatable go follow her!@!!!!!

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I don't believe in birthdays it's propoganda to encourage pointless and blind consumerism and maintain the flow of capital

#yall think it's just for a text post but I haven't bought my best friend a birthday gift in 5yrs

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Hey kids I have risen from my slumber

#watch this blog attain it's inevitable glory

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Stereotypes r gross tbh like y’d we always make money go ‘cha-ching’ y can’t it say moo

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If my future husband saw my blog he'd divorce me tbh

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Oatmeal vaguely sounds like goat-peel so when someone says oatmeal I automatically think of someone peeling a goat like a banana until its nothing left but raw pink skin have I created a new kink

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Slightly pissed but hot af

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why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

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I think the saddest thing someone could ever say is ‘please don’t leave me’.

R.R (via neutral)

#nah the saddest thing someone could say is 'were out of ketchup'

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The longer I look at myself in the mirror the prettier I get

#why am i like yhis #im too beautiful for myself