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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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I can't watch the match but fuck real madrid

#daily reminder that bayern might be awful but real madrid is worse #ucl

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jeremey is the polar opposite neil. Neil will spend pages upon pages internally describing his insane traumas while whole days pass in book time.

meanwhile Jeremy is like “i am experiencing trauma beyond belief. Check out this cardboard dog i got cuz my parents won’t let me have a real one :)”

#Jeremy is the main character you most know and not know simultaneously #like TELL ME WHAT YOI ARE HIDING JEREMY #Jeremy Knox #the sunshine court #tsc #tsc aftg #nora sakavic #books #reading #read

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“it’s up to you” no thanks, i’m indecisive

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#y’all know who I’m thinking about

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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

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#second option cannot believe this is so balanced #i would commit atrocities before falling in love with a madridista #wars would break out we wouldnt make it past the first match between our teams

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#polls

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my one hope is that according to the rumours the club WILL give try to give xavi what he needs this time

#my main issue is xavi but also the fact that the board didn't even align with his project fully when he came #so at least if this time they do get some players that we ACTUALLY need then there's a better chance #i still think it's the worse option out there and ill post a tweet/thread by nonewthing later bc he explains the issue better than I ever #could #but yeah #xavi hernandez #fcb #barça #fc barcelona

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#we have always lived in the castle #shirley jackson #books #reading #read

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pathetic

#prev nah its just for money

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your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

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I don't think "excited" is the word I'd use but okay

#if excited means my week has just been ruined and im filled with despair about the state of the club then sure #fcb #fc barcelona #barça #xavi hernandez #joan laporta

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also xavi this is dumb on xavi's part because all he's signing off on is to be a scapegoat for the board one more season

#fcb #barça #fc barcelona #xavi hernandez #joan laporta #like I dont see what's positive for him? does he really believe this year will be different and the club will stand behind his project? the #say that but then the whole season is just a tug of war between what xavi wants and what the other people in power want #and it ends with compromises from both sides that don't benefit the team #xavi demands they sign X someone says no Laporta says he wants joao felix even if xavi doesnt want him and thats how we end up here again

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I've missed something, been busy lately. So Xavi is leaving Barca and there's no one to replace him for now?...

no, he and laporta just announced that he's actually staying for next season (he had quit a few months ago but he just took it back)

#added nuggets of info #this was all basically decided in a meeting yesterday where people changed his mind left and right #laporta and rafa yuste (vice) say the decission was unanimous but enric masip said yesterday to the press that there are people who don't #agree with the decission to let xavi stay but that ofc since the decission is taken they will support it #xavi hernandez #ask #answered #multyfangirl #fcb #barça #fc barcelona #joan laporta

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psg always at the scene of the crime

#if we never play against them ever it still will #not be enough #can they stop influencing the decisions of our boards #Xavi hernandez #fcb #barça #fc barcelona