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reeling back in disgust every time i remember that my favorite media is also consumed by the greater public and not only my small group of incredibly correct and incredibly autistic mutuals
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you cant say shut up you stupid idiot in comment sections anymore. you cant say hey moron when did you graduate from idiot school anymore
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Out of all Arthur's crimes we all fail to mention all the DUI's he's committed. Sure the influence he's driving under is the influence of a deceiving manipulative elder god but I feel like that's far worse than alcohol
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the comedy gold gag where someone is asked for something extremely specific, and goes like "god damn it why would I- Do I look like the kind of a guy who would just have 48 ferret harnesses laying around?" and then everyone blankly stares at them because now that you mentioned it, yes, indeed they do. As a matter of fact, that is the most perfect description of this man, one that nobody could have come up with, but which is exact enough for anyone to pick him out of a crowd. The more exact, the better.
And after this pause they'll just give up and groan "ugh, fine. I'll go get the harnesses."
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a 10 year long relationship that grew gradually, as he said.👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🌈
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I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
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if it’s true it’s deeply funny. if it’s not true it’s somewhat disappointing but very on brand for spn. and also deeply funny
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Which path should he choose?
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The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
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shoutout to the asexual stuck in the puter
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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dear god i pray htat vriska homestuck dies and goes to hell no matter what
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I‘m not much into shipping but this is kind of bothering me
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Elias seeing Martin, who lied on his SV and does in fact not have any qualifications: ah perfect a desperate gay person I can manipulate. Hired.
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I can’t believe Harrison Ford is Harrison Ford’s real given name. Harrison Ford sounds like the name of a character who would be played by Harrison Ford.
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