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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

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You've heard this noise before You dart across the floor Try not to lose your head Never Be Alone - Shadrow

This song was stuck in my mind for days now Also it is technically a sketch but I don`t want to finish it and render to max so... take it or leave it

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new reaction image

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within the ruins, throwback to May 28th 2019 of May Sketch a Day

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Shop: is open

Door sign: We are open! Come on in!

Gimmicky flag outside the shop: bright and flapping to draw the eye and hopefully help customers notice that the shop is open

Me: They probably don't want me to go in there

#love this #writers stuff #so true

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no matter what advances we make in cgi or computer technology nothing will be as technically impressive to me than the muppets. how does kermit ride the bike. don’t answer i don’t want to know

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

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The women (former handmaids, marthas) chasing down Fred in literal no-man's land and commiting a many-person'd murder was so satisfying, and yes, June gets to take a bite out of him

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

#she’s not a fucking writer #a writer is someone who’s insane #and should write but doesn’t #like my current state

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Anyone know where to watch Hudson and Rex seasons five and six in the US

#mine #text #hudson and rex