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made a guy
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If you are a person who hates men because they are men not only are you inherently alienating anyone queer person who identifies as a man but you are failing to hold the actual horrible men accountable for their actions.
Being a creep, a predator, a pervert, etc. is not inherent to being a man and thinking/saying that removes any sense of responsibility from the actual disgusting men who exist.
Call out the individuals so they can face the consequences of their actions, don’t just shrug it off as “well that’s how men are because they’re all terrible”. “
All men are evil” is just a round about way of saying “boys will be boys” and although both statements have different intentions they remove all accountability from those who deserve it.
And do not ever expect any trans man to change themself because you associate masculinity and manliness with being a predator. Love your trans brothers and embrace them as men or you don’t have the right to call yourself queer.
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Guy ate his own pants
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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
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I'm on my autoandrophile shit okay...
The difference between wearing women's underwear and wearing boxers is night and day. Something about the act of unbuckling your pants to reveal a pair of boxers makes it feel like unwrapping a present every time. I always wish someone was there to admire the view when I drop my pants. Got to make sure I'm carrying all my items in my pockets so that my pants drop quicker. Rb to drop your tboy friends pants.
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Staff’s asleep post Bluey full episode
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Had to make a new post for this because I have my own internal meta for this so anyway it goes
Muppet Pussy - Will only come to life with a whole fist inside it
Sock Pussy - Limp and stretchy, tight grip at the start but looser when you bottom out, hard to pull out of in winter because of how snuggly it feels
(Mary) Pussy's Poppin - Cartoon logic pussy, looks fairly tight, is actually bottomless
Heart Monitor Pussy - Seems like you could fit in there until you realize you can feel your heartbeat in one finger
Guillotine Pussy - Lures you in with a nice tightness that still lets you bottom out until it starts clenching and you feel a sudden kinship with your castrated pet
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🔹 Someone else's fiction cannot cause you physical harm.
🔹If someone else's fiction is causing you emotional or psychological harm, or distress, you can put it down and not read/watch it.
🔹Your emotional well-being is not the responsibility of fiction writers.
🔹Someone else's fiction is not about your personal trauma.
🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.
🔹Fiction writers are not responsible for other people's mental health.
🔹The content of a piece of fiction does not reflect on the morality of its author.
🔹Just because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.
🔹Don't like? Don't read.
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my hungry ass could never be a security guard at the louvre
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Inexperienced pups who don't know how to eat pussy but are so happy to try! They're a little clueless and they go dumb the second they smell you but it's okay cause they know how to listen so well. They're messy and they drool all over you, but they're so good at it the longer they try! Dumb puppy boys>>>
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