Chapter 3: just picture fez & lexi hardcore bonin’ every time you read the name Cal Jacobs
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Fez spent the past two years sitting alone on party couches hoping this moment would happen.
Fez wanted to talk to Lexi wayyy before she sat near him on Nye, litteraly you can't start flirting with a girl so randomly asking her if she is Rue's friend LIKE C'MON!!!My boy knew what he was doing lmao
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my day be so bad then boom i remember fez told lexi he wants to have kids with her
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Chapter 2: At Least One Owner / Operator of this Booze Cruise Must be of Legal Drinking Age
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the way i need to hear lexi call fez handsome and just see his reaction i’m not even begging anymore i’m demanding
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by GoryAmos
Over a background of ocean waves, below an image of a loopy middle-aged lady wearing a sailor hat standing arms-crossed, back-to-back against a thirteen-year-old boy with face tattoos and a menacing smirk, the flyer reads:
ASH & SUZE’S BOOZE-Y CRUISES
Come aboard the lush SS Grandma-Was-A-G for three hours of dancing, drinking*, live entertainment, and other debauchery on the beautiful Pacific Ocean.
Cruises depart nightly at 10pm.
Discount tickets available at East Highland Dairy - “Beer so cheap you’ll cream!”
* please note we only accept bitcoin, ethereum, and unmarked bills. OFFER DOGECOIN, WALK THE PLANK.
price of admission includes one drink.
two-drink minimum purchase required to depart craft upon completion of cruise.
Words: 754, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Euphoria (TV 2019)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Fezco (Euphoria), Lexi Howard, Ashtray (Euphoria), Suze Howard, Marie O'Neill
Relationships: Fezco/Lexi Howard, Ashtray & Suze Howard, Ashtray & Fezco (Euphoria), Fezco & Lexi Howard, Ashtray & Lexi Howard
Additional Tags: Humor, Ashtray Lives (Euphoria), Canon divergence - The raid never happened, Euphoria on a Boat, Fezco-centric (Euphoria), canon divergence - post season 2 ep 6, Fezco and Lexi are in a relationship, Everybody loves Fexi, Minor Character Death, Canon-Typical Content for Euphoria (TV 2019), Not Beta Read
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