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great-preacher · 10 days

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Van Helsing (2004)

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #gabriel van helsing #count vladislaus dracula #gay vibes.

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great-preacher · 17 days

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Van Helsing’s black coat in Van Helsing

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #gabriel van helsing #he's awesome asf

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great-preacher · 27 days

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due to a slight art crisis, I only have sketches, so I decided to post them here so that there is at least something on my blog. the sketches are silly, not anatomical and were drawn more for myself, but I can’t leave my blog empty, and I don’t want to, so...

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #count vladislaus dracula #gabcula #dracula/van helsing #vlad/gabriel #gabriel van helsing #digital art #fanart #sketch

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great-preacher · 1 month

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Van Helsing Meme: Favourite Character 3/5 → Gabriel Van Helsing

To have memories of those you loved and lost, is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all.

#van helsing #gabriel van helsing #van helsing 2004 #best silly hunter of all time

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great-preacher · 1 month

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They share a secret...

... or two... Vlad/Gabriel, always a pleasure ღ Created just for fun. Van Helsing © Universal

#van helsing 2004 #van helsing #gabriel van helsing #count vladislaus dracula #gabcula #dracula/van helsing #vlad/gabriel #scaramantica I pray to your manips

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great-preacher · 2 months

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I'm alive.

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #count vladislaus dracula #gabcula #dracula/van helsing #vlad/gabriel #gabriel van helsing #digital art #fanart #my dear gay boys who are several hundred years old.#I love these two so damn much.#a cross in the background is not blasphemy.#I love their hands so much...

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great-preacher · 2 months

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Gentlemen, I didn't die, honestly. I'll start doing things.

#shitpost

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great-preacher · 2 months

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Gabriel, oh Gabriel... shall we dance? What really should have happened at the masquerade... ^^ Van Helsing © Universal. Created for the pure fun this pairing means.♥️

#van helsing 2004 #van helsing #gabcula #gabriel van helsing #count vladislaus dracula #they're the best #scaramantica you are awesome. thank you

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great-preacher · 2 months

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VENT.

Please, I'm disgusted that Anna Valerious exists as a character.

I'm angry at the fact that, from a logical point of view, she is an absolutely useless character and was created almost for sexualization. She plays virtually no role in the film - the only thing she does is threaten someone with a gun, whine about how much Dracula is a scumbag. She's not much of a warrior either, as can be seen at the beginning of the film. Anna is just.. a useless and stupid woman who is too pretentious and created to be kissed. I don't see the point. Without her, the film would have been much more logical. Like, come on, she's a vampire hunter. where have you seen vampire hunters who wear tight leggings, heels and barely know how to fight? She is selfish and seems to be using Gabriel. Just remember the slight contempt in her eyes when she sees the bite on Van Helsing's body. Consider the fact that she barely helps him in the film. And also that the only thing she does is whine and grieve about her family, blaming Dracula for what an asshole he is.

Her appearance is disgusting - she is a hunter, and hunters, from a practical point of view, are not allowed to wear corsets that interfere with breathing, heels, earrings and bright clothes. For it all rings, it is all bright, and the hunt can begin for the hunter. Anna is a hunter, or at least lives in a time when you have to be prepared for anything. She looks like some kind of whore, or at least not at all what a hunter should look like. Forgive me, I try to look at this from the side of logic, and I don’t see even a fraction of logic in Anna. She is a completely illogical, useless, irrelevant character in this film.

I'm not going to apologize for this vent. You can hit me with sledgehammers, but my opinion is unchanged. And I am sure that it is true, because in everything there is at least a grain of truth, and in my words, if they are not absolutely true, too.

Let's move on - the fact that Anna and Van Helsing supposedly have good performance and dynamics is complete nonsense. Anna, as I said earlier, is a trouble maker and she is simply using Van Helsing for her own gain. The way Anna looks at him when he was bitten by the werewolf could be proof that she feels contempt for him. I think this post even deserves to be pinned to my blog. I'm sure I'll have something to say later.

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #anna valerious - nonsense.

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great-preacher · 2 months

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#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #count vladislaus dracula #gabcula #dracula/van helsing #vlad/gabriel #gabriel van helsing #fanart #digital art #they are so tender oh my god I love them so much

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great-preacher · 3 months

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I want to redraw the cover of the album "Transilvanian Hunger" by Darkthrone with Dracula.

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #count vladislaus dracula #shitpost #darkthrone #transilvanian hunger

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great-preacher · 3 months

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Van Helsing fandom guys, particularly Van Helsing and Dracula shippers. I ask you, don’t misunderstand me. but I got the impression that you are making Vladislaus look slutty.

Vlad is not a whore or girl, he's just a charismatic gay, what the hell.

#van helsing #van helsing 2004 #count vladislaus dracula #wth.#shitpost?

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great-preacher · 3 months

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I love how Dracula's powers in Van Helsing (2004) include making machinery spark whenever he mentions god.

He's like, "blehh triumph of science over GOD"

And science is like, "fuck yeah bestie we stay winning 🔥🔥🔥💥💯💥💯💥💯💥🤖🤖🤖⚡⚡⚡🦇💀🖤🛠️👽😏🧪🧫🧬🧲🥼🔬🔭🇷🇴"

#van helsing 2004 #van helsing #count vladislaus dracula

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great-preacher · 3 months

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