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FUCK

#greek mythology #not a meme #orpheus #dropout tv #game changer

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

#greek mythology #not a meme #odyssey #odysseus #athena

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#greek mythology #not a meme #odysseus #odyssey

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

#greek mythology #sisyphus #to shreds you say #futurama #professor farnsworth

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

#greek mythology #dubious meme status #aphrodite #athena #hera #paris of troy #courage the cowardly dog #eustace bagge

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Source: https://twitter.com/ouroboros_outis/status/1565118944675241984

#greek mythology #not a meme #polyamory

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"Aphrodite loves terfs" do you really think a goddess of love formed from a literal penis and the mother of Hermaphroditus, an intersex god who was associated with androgyny and feminine men, fucks around with transphobia?

she is a literal trans icon and to deny that will get you smited by all the gods

#greek mythology #not a meme #aphrodite #hermaphroditus

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Correct me if I'm wrong cause I'm not well versed in mythology or latin or anything but isn't the name Heracles kinda fucked up in context? Isn't that like having a victim in a saw movie named 'jigsawrules'

#greek mythology #not a meme #heracles #hercules #labors of heracles #labors of hercules #saw franchise #saw movies #jigsaw

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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

#greek mythology #prometheus #ligma balls

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he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

#greek mythology #sisyphus #gandalf big naturals #breasted boobily

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my three fag hags. and yes they weave the thread of fate

#greek mythology #fates #moirai #three weed smoking gfs

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

#greek mythology #not a meme #king minos #minotaur

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there should be an alternative to marriage where you just ritualistically vow to have an on-again-off-again relationship for as long as you two shall live

#greek mythology #not a meme #hades #persephone

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You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

#greek mythology #zeus #tumblr polls #i don't care if you win i need x to lose #star wars #the rise of skywalker #general hux

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#greek mythology #not a meme #theseus #minotaur

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#greek mythology #not a meme #midas

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Credit goes to Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens.

#greek mythology #trojan war #troy #troy movie #achilles #patroclus #think mark think meme #omni man #invincible