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Yeah, no, btw, I just discovered writing a trans character that I have no idea how gender works and never did.

gender norms? hit me up babe, I could write a book about gender norms and stereotypes, but gender? No idea.

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that moment when you realize your self indulgent fic just spun out of control and became 44k words

#fanfiction #marine doflamingo Au

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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Buggy & Crocodile & Dracule Mihawk, Buggy & Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile & Mr 1 | Daz Bones Tags: Classic adult turned children trope, Fluff and Humor, Trans Crocodile (One Piece), no misgendering, And no deadnaming, Not Beta Read, Attempt at Humor, Gender euphoria (?), like your child self discovering that their fantasy adult manly version came true, albeit with no beard, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Child Mihawk is a bit weird, But Buggy ends up loving the little gold eyes demon more than he anticipated, Something about Buggy collecting freaks as part of his crew, something about weird people taking comfort with other weird people, Daz Bones being a good friend for his boss turned child, Protective Daz Bones, The Cross Guild (One Piece)

TLDR; Crocodile and Mihawk get turned into their younger selves. Buggy suffer and get attached to the little shits. Daz Bones protect his boss and take good care of him. A bit of angst because author got a bit carried away with Mihawk, but mostly gen fic and attempt of humor. Summary:

Buggy wasn't entirely sure how he ended up in that mess.

They would have been cute too, if Buggy hadn't known that one of them was the fucking Crocodile and the other the deadly Mihawk. The latter, to be fair, maintained the same uncanny look, made worse by the fact that his eyes now seemed too big for his round and plump baby face. Crocodile at least without his scar, both arms, and a scowl that made his cheeks puff out could still be considered endearing. Hopefully. If he didn't decide to kill him, once he was back at his giant self.

"Uh," Buggy murmured feeling the urgent need to cry. "I guess I'll have to row again." He sighed, not knowing what else to say to fill the heavy silence. "My usual luck."

"Who are you?" Mini-Crocodile suddenly asked, staring at him in confusion.

"Come on, you can't forget my beautiful face."

"I certainly wouldn't have forgotten your nose, stranger."

#One piece #cross guild #Op crocodile #Crocodile #op mihawk #dracule mihawk #op buggy #buggy the clown #daz bones #gurita fic

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I realized my favourite characters are all the flavour of this phrase

#fanfiction

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The Layers of AO3

(In case you can’t read those, it says “The Vanilla Zone, The Vanilla Extract Zone, The Imma Keep This To Myself Zone, and The “I am becoming part of the river phlegethon just by reading the tags, I will not be looking my family in the eye for a while”)

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#fanfiction #i feel so called out

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Writing fanfiction in class

#I saw once a person writing on a train #Like with a pc? #Never felt so much admiration that was a warrior #Meanwhile I have the luminosity of my phone on the minimum and watching my back as if the FBI was searching for me

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(me showing up late to the joke)

#fanfiction

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Suffer with me

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btw thanks to my dear friend for 10+ years who stopped talking point blank, because in their words "we grew distant" and I had to change all my blogs on multiple platform, so I could start over without the pain of seeing them online and get over my writer block, just to see them once again in the same fandom we "grew distant", interact once again without knowing.

I don't hate them, I just feel pain seeing them.

#I swear to god #It would be cute #If I didn't feel a fucking hole in my heart every time I see them #gurita bubbling

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Hello, I made a thing instead of, you guessed it, writing

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Writing fanfic is so hard. Idk how y'all do it, I feel like I'm smashing two Barbies together telling them to kiss meanwhile bitches out here writing masterpieces.

#yeah #this #But my barbie are 45+ years old man #And still my babygirls #fanfiction

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Me writing a self indulgent Marine Doflamingo Au fanfic

Also me writing him doing even more fucked up stuff than in canon somehow

#donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #Doflamingo Marine AU

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First time drawing vergo w out glasses I think? Anyways i like to have a laugh

#hasn't Rosinante suffer enough? #donquixote rosinante #vergo #verdof #donquixote doflamingo

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I want to destroy the world

#donquixote doflamingo #vergo #verdof

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Me: I'm such a heartless person! >=)

Also me *writing only found family fics*

#Theguritatalks #Fic

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Anyway, another AU where Doflamingo is adopted with Rocinante by Sengoku.

Except it wasn't an happy adoption but Doflamingo was kidnapped by Sengoku (after a few months Sengoku found Rocinante) and nobody is happy about the situation. Sengoku doesn't want to keep him and he's enough desperate to ask Garp and Tsuru to re-home get rid the little devil, but they say "lmao, you brought him here, now he's your problem."

Jokes on them.

Three old idiots with two traumatized kids, while Doflamingo plays a 3D chess game trying to take his brother away from the marines, passing as one, keeping his baby evil empire afloat on the other side of the world (he still has this dictatorship dream), meanwhile meeting Dragon by mistake deciding to be a sugar daddy (at 13yo) for the Revolutionaries, because he has a big bone to pick with the World Government and surprising being in the marine headquarters worsened his hate.

#Yeah Dragon hates him but he needs founds #Also they have this accord to be ally till they get down the world nobles than it's fair game on who kills who #You know when an anarchic and a 13yo-planning-to-be-dictator are forced to collaborate #Doflamingo is somehow less stable and at the same time the most sane he's ever been #Helps when you are far away from your cult and stay the fuck away from them communicating by telegrams #Tsuru is forced to take a feral 10yo Doflamingo under her protection otherwise the little shit would've literally burned down the world fr #Tsuru is stuck beetwen “This is my shitty adopted nephew he's a bit angry at the whole world but I think I can make him change his mind” #And scream at Sengoku “Put him back where you find him - Now! I'll hunt him down when he'll inevitably become a pirate!” #Somehow in all this Tsuru is the most fond of the little shit and the feeling is reciprocate #You know when you treat people like people and not like evil incarnate monster since birth #one piece sengoku #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #One piece Tsuru