h0rsegirlpercy

[h0rsegirlpercy]

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

#THIS IS SO FUNNY #POSEIDON LIKE ‘YES… HA HA… YES’ #AND THE FUCKING MACARENA IM ASKFHKSJF #percy jackson #Poseidon pjo

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Twin where have u been

#BRO IS THIS REAL

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Shoutout to the time in the last olympian where Nico takes Percy Jackson on the worst date of all time is convinced he’s doing a great job and then fucks it up so bad that Percy very nearly almost murders him.

#LMAOOOOO #nico di angelo #percy jackson #fanart

[h0rsegirlpercy]

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

#percy jackson

[h0rsegirlpercy]

ghost in ya ear

#nico di angelo #fanart

[h0rsegirlpercy]

AHHHH BABIES

portrait practice with pjo faves

#tysm for the tag <3 #fanart

[h0rsegirlpercy]

hey do you have any good Thalia songs about staying the same while others grow around you I’m doing an animatic but don’t have a song

I actually don’t, anyone else have any?

[h0rsegirlpercy]

hey do you have any good Thalia songs about staying the same while others grow around you I’m doing an animatic but don’t have a song

I actually don’t, anyone else have any?

#asks #thalia grace

[h0rsegirlpercy]

rick riordan has his faults but he does know how to handle a main character who is like. supremely op. like yeah percy can make hurricanes with his mind but he'd rather go smoke weed with his girlfriend and his mom so he's not that big of a threat .

#percy jackson

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy pre last Olympian: I don’t like Annabeth. We are FRIENDS. My feelings are FRIENDLY. Stop looking at me.

Percy post last Olympian: My beautiful, talented, wonderful girlfriend Annabeth. Light of my life, the sun rises and sets with her smile. My greatest accomplishment is being her boyfriend and I killed a titan once.

#REAL #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth

[h0rsegirlpercy]

February White Boy of the Month

This is once again based on recent pop culture happenings and requests from our last post!

If the margin is really close between the top 2 (like <1%), we'll have a follow-up poll open for 1 day. If not, our winner will be crowned WBOTM: Feb 2024!

Happy voting!! As always, propaganda is allowed and encouraged through asks and reblogs!

-Mod 🐛

#he’s still winning but he could be sweeping more #<- obviously talking abt Walker #polls

[h0rsegirlpercy]

percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche

#LMAO REAL #ares pjo #percy jackson

[h0rsegirlpercy]

This is canon 😭😭😭

#ares pjo #percy jackson

[h0rsegirlpercy]

#he really said we cope through humor

#percy jackson #sally jackson

[h0rsegirlpercy]

February White Boy of the Month

This is once again based on recent pop culture happenings and requests from our last post!

If the margin is really close between the top 2 (like <1%), we'll have a follow-up poll open for 1 day. If not, our winner will be crowned WBOTM: Feb 2024!

Happy voting!! As always, propaganda is allowed and encouraged through asks and reblogs!

-Mod 🐛

#WALKER SWEEPPPPPP #polls

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Annabeth and guinea pig Percy 💙🐹

#patiently waiting for s2 #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #fanart

[h0rsegirlpercy]

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

#percy jackson