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#this is so lovely #people art well

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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

#fantastic 10/10 #cute cute

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

#pfft

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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

#pfft #not wrong #Star Wars

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#1000% picking up clutter because it’s the one I do when I’m trying to avoid stuff anyways #polls

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an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

#same

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... Laios on the Boiling Isles...

That man would adore the food culture there

I've only watched one episode so far. Would it be accurate to assume he would be like "I want to fucking eat that thing so bad"

"You cannot. I am afraid that is a tax paying citizen."

#pfft #yeah that’s p accurate #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #toh #the owl house

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Eeveelutions 2.0!

#ooooh love these #people art well #pokemon

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#listen

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#pfft #ohshc

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

#omg it’s been so long since I’ve seen this post lollll #incredible work everyone #video

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#oh!!! #I got a grookey and my partner pokemon would be a greavard! #what a funky pair omg #I’m wearing green it was meant to be #pokemon

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

#oh that was clever lolllll #good way to make a point

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

#I love himmmmmm #people art well

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it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson

#dude this was me for the LONGEST time #like last kcon I found a single booth that had dunmeshi art #and they had a print and stickers and the print had her #and I was like ‘her! still haven’t met her yet’ #but I bought the stickers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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#good #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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Bed of Lettuce by Paul Octavious

#:o !!!!