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Snape: Sorry I’m late. Hope I didn’t worry anyone.

Sirius: We just figured you were dead.

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Lily: *Kisses James softly*

Sirus: Wait... didn't you two hate each other?

Lily: Shit, you're right.

Lily: *Kisses James aggressively*

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Voldemort: You flushed a piece of my soul?

Ginny: I mistook it for shit. Think it over.

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Ron: Stop worrying so much!

Hermione: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about don't happen!

Harry: She has a point.

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Ron: Stop worrying so much!

Hermione: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about don't happen!

Harry: She has a point.

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Voldemort: You flushed a piece of my soul?

Ginny: I mistook it for shit. Think it over.

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Lily: I have a bad feeling about this.

James: What do you mean?

Lily: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

James: No?

Lily: That actually explains so much.

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Harrry: What's for dinner?

Sirius: Ooh hunny I am serving looks tonight

Harry: We haven’t eaten in 3 days

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Peter: I’m totally useless.

Sirius: You’re not totally useless.

Sirius: You can be used as a bad example.

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James: So, what’s you’re type?

Lily: Brown eyes, dark hair, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor.

James: Sounds kinda like me…too bad we’re just friends.

Lily: Did I mention oblivious?

James: Yeah, why?

Lily: Okay, just making sure

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Sirius: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted posters make it look.

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Fleur: You need to learn how to stand up for yourself

Harry: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?

Fleur: No, nothing in English is easy for me to say

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Lily: *Kisses James softly*

Sirus: Wait... didn't you two hate each other?

Lily: Shit, you're right.

Lily: *Kisses James aggressively*

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Sirius: Of course I don’t have a crush on Remus......He’s just someone I like to stare at and when he’s not there it ruins my day.

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Harry: Hey, are you single?

Romilda: Yes, I am.

Harry: *takes away the extra chair in front of her*

Harry: Thanks.

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Lucius: How much do you love me?

Narcissa: Look around at all the flowers in this world and count them. That is how much I love you.

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Rodolphus: How much do you love me?

Bellatrix: Look above at all the stars in the sky and count them. That is how much I love you.

Rodolphus: But it’s morning

Bellatrix: Exactly

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Sirius: Of course I don't have a crush on Remus.....he's just someone I like to stare at and when he's not there it ruins my day.

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Dumbledore: I am a person of my word, and that word is “unreliable”.

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