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[hjartasalt]

Hi Lauf. Me and the guys have had a talk and we've sadly decided you aren't allowed to bake brownies anymore. Maybe after a couple of years of nice easy flatbread we can revisit the situation.

You're not the boss of me

#ask #anon

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Have you made any more brownies yet after … that … ?

No I'm too scared

#ask #nightwing1536

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maybe im dumb but why r ppl replying to ur evil hole brownies with "iceland moment"

Probably something to do with the lava. Also I'm from there

#ask #anon

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i saw something on tiktok and i went hm this reads like a tumblr post and then like half a second later i went back and realized it was you!!! YOU, LAUF OF ICELAND!!!!!!!

Surprise I'm everywhere

#ask #sakkuns

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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Same energy as when I received my pre-op phone call for my surgery, and the lady said I could drink whatever I want the night and morning before surgery except red gatorade or other red drinks, and I went full chemistry mode thinking that the red dye must bind to anaesthesia or something, and she was like "No, anaesthesia makes a lot of people nauseous post-surgery, and we really don't want to guess whether or not you're throwing up blood."

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

[hjartasalt]

It looks like you added too much flour to your brownies? I’d recommend for good brownies that you use the boxed ones, but substitute the vegetable oil for butter and the water for milk.

Best of luck in your future brownie baking adventures!!

They were literally the wettest shits of all time I promise there wasn't too much flour

#ask #anon #can you guys stop analysing my brownies now

[hjartasalt]

hello good sir i just rewatched Lilo and Stitch, can you confirm that ‘Stitch’ is not a real name in iceland?

Why would it be

#ask #anon