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A Quaint House With a White-Picket Fence (G/T Homelander x Reader)

1139 words. Pure fluff. Homelander is 8 feet tall. Reader is non-descriptive. Established relationship.

You teach Homelander about Animal Crossing.

With a rare day off, you decided to spend your afternoon doing something you haven't been able to for a while, play Animal Crossing. Homelander has never played a video game before, and he has made it perfectly clear to you that he has zero interest in doing so. He is also not shy at showing his jealousy at how engrossed you get playing your silly games instead of paying attention to him. As a result, you usually only play for short periods of time when you're alone.

Today was different. You have been doing nothing all day except play Animal Crossing, just like you used to do before moving into the Tower. You don't even hear him storming into the penthouse, in one of his signature grumpy moods. Grumbling irritatedly seeing you lounging on the couch, he can't believe you aren't acknowledging him and inviting him over for a cuddle like you always do. It's not like he's easy to miss.

Homelander walks over in front of the couch, attempting to make a point with his purposefully loud footsteps. And yet, you still don't even look up as he looms over you. Rolling his eyes, he places his hands on his hips as he taps his fingers on his belt. He can feel his anger bubbling to the surface, with the annoying little beeps and boops coming from the game only serving to aggravate him further.

Finally, he's had enough at watching you ignore him. With a motion so fast you barely even register what is happening, he picks you up so he can lie down on the couch, keeping you on top of him. His arms are wrapped immovably around your waist while his big head is snuggled firmly on your shoulder. He lets out a deep huff from his nose, making certain that you know how exasperated you've made him.

You stay there for a moment of tense silence, waiting for him to say something first. You feel bad for not even noticing him, but you want to see where he is mentally before you make a move.

"What is this?" he eventually asks you, contempt dripping from his voice. If you won't stop playing this dumb thing, he may as well learn what it is.

"Animal Crossing," you tell him, laughing as you practically feel him rolling his eyes. Ah, he's in one of these moods.

"It's a game where you get to play in this cute village and just do whatever," you try to clarify. "You can fish, catch bugs, decorate your house, and make friends with your neighbours. It's relaxing."

"…Why?" he retorts. He is baffled at how doing things in this game that you could do in real-life would have you so fixated.

"I dunno, it's hard to explain," you respond. "There's no stress in this world, no time-limits or deadlines. It's like… an escape."

Homelander is hushed as he contemplates your answer. The appeal still doesn't make a lot of sense to him.

"What… are you playing as?" he enquires, brow furrowing slightly. Your tiny avatar appears to be a boy with slicked-back blonde hair, wearing a blue shirt with an eagle design.

"I tried making you," you answer honestly, with a brief giggle. You click a mysterious button on your gaming device, and suddenly this character is smiling wide back at him.

"You… made me?" he ponders, rubbing his head into the nape of your neck.

"Yeah, I normally just make myself but… I wanted to see how you'd look too," you smile, returning his nuzzle. "You turned out cute, right?"

He sighs, not dignifying you with a response. This facsimile is nowhere near his level of perfection, but at least you tried.

"What's that noise?" he mumbles. "It sounds like a bug."

"What direction is it coming from?" you respond. "It might be a mole cricket, I haven't caught one of those yet."

"To the left," he guides you, using his super hearing to easily discern the origin of the bug's droning call. "Under that rock."

Homelander watches as you pull out your shovel and hit the rock, causing a cricket to pop out which you swiftly catch with your net.

"Look at that! We caught a mole cricket!" you exclaim.

"…Now what?" he queries. He doesn't understand why you seem to excited over this, it's just a disgusting, insignificant insect.

"Now we take it to the museum, so Blathers can put it on display," you reply.

"And what, we get a reward for it?" he asks.

"No, it's just for fun!" you attempt to explain. "We can get a golden net if we catch all the different kinds of bugs though!"

Once again, he feels flabbergasted by your reasonings. This is just one of those weird human things of yours that he figures he will never understand, no matter how many questions he asks.

Homelander decides to stay quiet for a while, simply observing as you go about your activities. Seeing you run around this confined space, pointlessly catching more bugs and fish. Listening to you tell him which animal villagers are your favourites, showing him your house and how you decorated every room.

Strangely, the longer he watches you play, the more relaxed he starts to feel. It's weird, seeing your miniature caricature of him running around this fake town. He's just spending his days trapped in this virtual world, living in a quaint house with a white-picket fence, surrounded by friendly neighbours… without anybody staring at him like he's a freak… without a care in the world.

He's living the life Homelander always wished he could.

"Do you think we could ever live in a place like this?" he contemplates in a somber voice. The genuineness of his thought takes you by surprise.

To be honest, you don't have an answer for him. Vought has such a tight grip on every aspect of his life, you aren't sure if he'll ever be able to be free of their influence. He's never known what it's like to be 'normal', his entire existence has been dictated for him, his every opinion pre-calculated for what's best for the company.

"Hey, why don't we spend the weekend at your cabin?" you suggest, trying to pivot the heavy conversation away to something more tangible. You put your game down to caress his cheek, feeling him angle his head into your touch. "Just the two of us, no schedules or worries."

You can feel a little smile spread across your shoulder at your proposal. Homelander tightens his hold on you ever so slightly, cherishing the feeling of your small stature in his arms. He's glad you aren't able to see his face right now, letting him hide the fact that he's blinking away forming tears.

"Yeah," he whispers. "I'd like that".

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #homelander x reader #g/t #size difference #my writing #animal crossing wild world was my shit as a kid

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You already know I think you’re awesome and so, so funny. I love your art and I love chatting with you. You’re truly so kind and friendly and welcoming. And you bring such joy to the Homie fandom. I can’t wait to nerd out with you when S4 drops. 🫂💙🇺🇸

Brooooooooo, thank you very very much!! Your words bring such a smile to my face, I greatly appreciate you, honestly. I am so happy to be a part of the Homelander collective, and I am very excited to get to experience season 4 with all of you, no matter how it turns out. 💖

Please accept my humble offering of Homie's boobas. He's trying to be all stoic but we all know what's up.

#asks #<3 #homelander #my art #my sketches #it doesn't matter if they're just padding his tits are real to me

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Thank you very kindly!! I have never watched Outrageous Fortune but I took at crack at drawing Jethro for you. Hopefully it bears a slight resemblance. 😭

I had to include a Homelander on here somewhere to upkeep my brand, lmao.

#asks #<3 #outrageous fortune #my art #my sketches

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Thank you!! Please take this wiggly Homelander. 👍

#asks #<3 #homelander #i apologize for answering so many of these in a row lmao

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Thank you muchly. Please take this special edition Homelander, collect them all! 👌

#asks #homelander #<3

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Thank you! Please take this bulbous Homelander. ❤️

#asks #homelander #<3 #my inbox is full of this i feel loved lmao

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this but like, 36465786959363 times

love you bro 🫂❤️

-kenny

I bestow upon you my greatest gift, a large Homie of your very own. Please take good care of him, he's a bit intimidating at first but he's really just a big softie who loves his cuddles and head scratches.

Also thank you times a MILLION. I love you back dude. ;_;

#asks #homelander #my art #my sketches #<3 #local man forced to take in eight foot tall pookie

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How do you in good conscience simp for a sociopath who kills people for his own amusement?

Well, I mean you know Homelander is a fictional character right? He's not real, he's not out there disintegrating real people.

People are allowed to like characters without having to justify their reasons. I can like whatever I want, just as you are allowed to dislike the same thing. It's a crazy world out there.

#asks #my first anon hate i feel special lmfao #for real though people will simp over actual real-life serial killers #so i don't think i'm that bad all things considered lol

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YOU ARE AN ANGEL. I love love LOOOOOVE the way you write fluff, this is so goddamn precious. Homelander palming the reader's face, that is peak adorable!!! Thank you for taking the time to write this stupid little prompt and continuing to spread big Homie propaganda. 😭💖🫂

Also this man has such pretty hands, they deserve to be studied and smooched.

Lmao, let me slide you a short request. >:)

Big Homie cuddling on the couch with the reader, and he doesn't got his gloves on so the reader gets to explore his big hands. ❤️

one order of big homie with extra fluff coming up <3 love you bud, i'm sorry this took so long but i hope it's what the doctor ordered

Down time with him was always the sweetest thing in the world.

Your favorite was the way he held you.  Standing at eight feet tall, Homelander was the perfect size to practically engulf you in his hold.  Throw into the mix the padding of his suit and, well… 

The world’s greatest superhero was also the world’s coziest pillow.

More often than not, that role belonged to you. His head on your lap, your fingers combing through his hair, his eyes shut and a contented smile on his face… That was the norm, but sometimes your spoiled boy would return the favor.  Just like now.

The TV plays in the background– some Vought film or another– but your attention is strictly on him.  More specifically, on his hands.

They’re damn near double the size of your own.  His fingers are long and slender, nails perfectly manicured, skin soft and warm.  He’s a thing of beauty down to even the occasional mole marking the otherwise flawless canvas of his skin.  But even then, those are so imperfectly perfect that of course they belong on him.  You can’t help but smile as you run your thumbs along the expanse of his hands, tracing along his knuckles, feeling the ridges of metacarpals and the soft squishes of a vein here or there.

You know he’s smiling down at you.  You can practically feel it, and you press a kiss to his knuckles to silently acknowledge it.  This earns you a huffed laugh that fans softly against the top of your head.

You turn his hand over and analyze his palm much in the same way.  Every ridge and valley is its own tale.  The swirls of his fingertips, perfectly unique to him, are hypnotic.  Perhaps you look like a loon holding his hand so close to your face, but you want nothing more than to commit even the most microscopic details to memory.

And perhaps you got a little too lost in said details, because his whole hand suddenly is pressed gently against your face, fingers splayed out up into your hair, and he gently shakes you with a playful giggle.

“Close enough?” He asks, wide grin perfectly audible in his voice.

“Cloh-enou–” you reply, but his palm muffles your words, prompting you both to break out into little laughs.  Having been reclined back against him, your body jostles in time with his laughter, and you swear in your heart that this is right where you belong.  Right here, right now, with the love of your life and his big fingers pinching at your cheeks as you both smile and melt into the joy of one another’s presence.

Silly and kind, sweet and loving…

“I love you,” he murmurs after a time.  Of course you say it back.  And of course you shimmy and roll over to hug him and bury your face into his neck after a much deserved kiss on the cheek.

“I love you more,” you whisper against him.  You know he’s going to echo your words, and then you’ll repeat them too.  You’re more than happy to spend the rest of your days going back and forth on who loves who more, for you know the answer is far more than simply that.

You two are utterly and infinitely in love.

#homelander #homelander x reader #g/t #size difference #i love you and i love this man's hands #picture added for hand reference owo

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Ugggghhhhhh, okay so I don't like to talk about my real issues on the internet, but I have been going through some stuff and have been wishing for the sweet release of 🌟KOMM, SUSSER TOD🌟 to take me away.

Seeing people send me this and believing my blog is nice is putting a lil' smile on my face. So thank you for thinking of me. 😭🫂

Please take this happy purring Homie, be sure to give him plenty of head scratches. ❤️

#asks #homelander #my art #my sketches #<3

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This is a commission from an anonymous friend for @sehtoast, with big Homelander and his OC Ben. He's been going through a bit of a tough time, and they wanted to help cheer him up. And they also wanted him to know they think he is amazing and lovely. <3

And I just wanted to say myself, Kenny you are an awesome guy and I have been so blessed to get to know you as a friend. Gaming with you has been a highlight for me through all my own stresses, and getting to chat with you on a regular basis brings a smile to my face. Love you man. ❤️🫂❤️

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #homelander x oc #g/t #size difference #my art #the benlander agenda

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Thank you very much. 😭

Please take this wobbly Homelander.

#asks #homelander #<3

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Thank you!!

Please take this content-aware scaled Homelander.

#asks #homelander #<3

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Homelander Ear Ringing Compilation

A collection of every time Homelander has a bout of tinnitus, from seasons 2 and 3 in "The Boys".

He surprisingly doesn't have the ear ringing at all during season 1, or at least I didn't find it during my search. It didn't seem to start for him until after he killed Madelyn.

HOMELANDER COMPILATION LIST UNDER THE CUT:

Noise Compilation

Face Twitch Compilation

Childhood Compilation

Laser Eyes Compilation

Flight Compilation

Super Strength Compilation

Gloveless Compilation

Cape Flip Compilation

Fidget Compilation

Babygirl Voice Compilation

Ear Ringing Compilation

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #my video #he looks like a sad and confused puppy

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Are you taking commissions? Because I want to cheer up a Homie who is going through the motions ♥️

Yes, I am willing to take commissions as long as it's not too NSFW! Please feel free to DM me so we can discuss what you have in mind!

I am legit honoured though, that you would even think of commissioning me. 😭🫂

#asks

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I got inspired by a post from @blindmagdalena, with The Seven all lined up. I wanted to draw big Homie with his squad because I've only drawn them like, once before. Translucent was missing for his picture, rip in pepperonis. 😔

Two seconds after they took their family photo, Maeve punches Homelander in the groin. He retaliates by grabbing her by the scruff of her neck like a cat, threatening to throw her out the meeting room window. Ashley has an aneurysm. Black Noir imagines Homie as a giant inflatable flailing arm tube man.

#the boys #the boys tv #g/t #size difference #my art #homelander #black noir #queen maeve #a train #starlight #the deep #i am awful at backgrounds i'm sorry lol

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Amassing a screenshot collection of Homelander cuddling his head on Madelyn's lap. Again for no particular precious babygirl purposes. 😳

#the boys #the boys tv #homelander #genuine pookie moment #let me pet his hair please