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hungryboredandshort · 2 years
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You and the Devil sit down for a game of chess. If he wins, he takes your soul. If you win, you take control of Hell. As the Devil prepares his first move, he simply smiles and knocks over his king. “You win.”
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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con artists that forge art and wine to sell to rich snobs for millions of dollars: cool, good
con artists that target marginalized groups and harass and make legal threats against people calling them on it: guillotine
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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A human just barely chained together 2000(!) demonic contracts in an infinite feedback loop, exploiting loopholes in each in order to fuel the next. All of hell’s lawyers are furious.
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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help
ok i might be going crazy but i need the help of the harry potter fandom,,,, there was this fic on fanfic.net where harry time travelled back to first year but with all the knowledge that he had as a 30 something??? year old man. can’t really remember the details but an iconic moment was when he worked together with lockhart to sell their autographs together??? harry was really sassy and it was a complete crack fic but also fun to read,,, i cant find it now and i wanted to recommend it to a friend so ,,, if anyone knows what it is,, any help wld be much appreciated hahah :D 
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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quotes that help me survive:
“You are not lost. You are here. Stop abandoning yourself. Stop repeating this myth about love and success that will land in your lap or evade you forever. Build a humble, flawed life from the rubble, and cherish that. There is nothing more glorious on the face of the earth than someone who refuses to give up, who refuses to give in to their most self-hating, discouraged, disillusioned self, and instead learns, slowly and painfully, how to relish the feeling of building a hut in middle of the suffocating dust.” — Heather Havrilesky, Ask Polly
this tumblr text post:
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“To live in this world you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go.” — Mary Oliver
From an interview with Kazu Makino:
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Instructions On Not Giving Up, Ada Limon:
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And this poster by Yumi Sakugawa
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“You have to believe, in your heart, that even if you don’t work hard and exercise and think positive thoughts and make new friends and march triumphantly into the future, you are still enough. You will always have bad days. Being broken doesn’t make you a loser. You can crumble, and you will still be enough. Make that your religion moving forward. You are here to feel this moment. You are not here to become someone better. You are not here to impress or compete. You are not here to prove yourself. You are here to savor this life. Let down your guard. You are already enough. Believe it.” — Heather Havrilesky
“The first feminist gesture is to say: “Ok. They’re looking at me. But I’m looking at them.” The act of deciding to look, of deciding that the world is not defined by how people see me, but by how I see them.” -Agnès Varda
lyrics from the song Grow by The Oh Hellos:
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“The world’s otherness is antidote to confusion, that standing within this otherness—the beauty and the mystery of the world, out in the fields or deep inside books—can re-dignify the worst-stung heart.” — Mary Oliver
“I hope you will go out and let stories, that is life, happen to you,and that you will work with these stories from your life--not someone else's life--water them with your blood and tears and your laughter till they bloom, till you yourself burst into bloom. That is the work. The only work.” — Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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ASTRO x Studio Choom [ONE]
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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not me now being an a level student WHEEZE i knew this shit was tough and yet i did it to myself again !
gonna be having my first ever o level exam tmr,,,, and im honestly just exhausted from all the revision ugh
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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then vs now 💚💫 #7yearswithgot7
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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i really wished they would’ve shown that no one actually cared what she looked like without make up even after they found out but instead they chose to reinforce that toxic idea that if you’re ugly people will hate you for it
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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Jugyeong: This is my boyfriend Suho and that's his boyfriend Seojun
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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#CHENLE ⇢ Born For Music 
Happy 19th Birthday to Zhong Chenle, NCT Dream’s main vocalist! We hope you stay happy and healthy for the next year, and several years to come, and that you keep shining brightly as our star who was born for music.
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hungryboredandshort · 3 years
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ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ꜰʟᴇxᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ!
happy birthday yoo kihyun ♡
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hungryboredandshort · 4 years
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Happy 24th Birthday, Choi Youngjae!
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