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me when its midnight

#artwork #no sleep

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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be someones puppy boy. go up to them and bark. 50/50 chance you get pets

#puppy

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“one in a krillion” nuh uh

#one in a krillion

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i know i lie on the internet, and its not for a good reason, and half the time i’m wrong, and i say the most stupid shit ever

#thats it #thats the whole post

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“feel the burn” like no??? you don’t need to enjoy it. it might be happening but you don’t take pleasure in it. just ignore it. got back pain? try to ignore it. ran too fast and now your legs feel like they are made o stone? just ignore it.

#feelingtheburnisoverrated #ignore everything else #focus on your goal #but also #make sure you have fun while doing it

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so i have to admit im not the smartest person on the planet but call we all agree that we do not take any person seriously when they just do something comically overstated or stupid and then they do it AGAIN??? like

what

#some people #just dont #learn #i swear this isnt based on a real life encounter #trust me

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i want to eat a chair

why do they look so yummy like huh???

stop making them so tasty looking i can taste it with my eyes

#actually so hungry now #please let me eat it #omnomnomnom

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i hate the bees i get attacked by the b e e s help

bees

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you ever just look at the news and go “im better than these idiots” and then you get into a heated discussion later over what sock you should sling over your shoulder? no? just me?

#is it just me #can people relate #im bad at tags

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today is a good day i can jus-

(back pain)

nevermind

#ow #ouchie #my back hurt

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i love how i woke up to this like

did i spawn in a horror movie or something

#help #i spawned into the wrong game #im scared

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i hate when people look at you and then chuckle like.

whats your problem??? i will find you. i will spend the rest of my days tracking you down. you are not safe. you will never feel safe again

#how dare you #i will find you #you are not safe

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this is so well put i am astonished

I think people get mixed up a lot about what is fun and what is rewarding. These are two very different kinds of pleasure. You need to be able to tell them apart because if you don't have a balanced diet of both then it will fuck you up, and I mean that in a "known cause of persistent clinical depression" kind of way.

#wizard of text #this is some important shit and i hope you read it #maybe you should scroll up and read it again actually

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you thin you know something and then someone just comes along and says “uh actually its like this” and you are just stunned

#stunned #am i dumb or something #just let me be stupid please

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you ever just think about why we are here? well dont.

stop. no more “boo hoo” yes more “yippee!!! hooray!!!”

#yippee #hooray