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Me, a fool: I just like Buggy, idk why! Maybe it's Jeff Ward? Maybe it's the makeup? Maybe it's the humor? I just don't know!

Me, shoving InuYasha and Lord Sesshomaru into a closet, knowing damn well why I like them all.

#buggy the clown t h i r s t #inuyasha #lord sesshoumaru #shitpost #buggy the clown

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A certain individual chose to leave rude thought in regards to one of my sweet mutuals and I, in all my rational, Yellow Wallpaper sanity,

AM THIS FUCKNG CLOSE TO CYBERBULLYING A MOTHERFUCKER

#shitpost

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Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

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he....HE 🎪🎪 i can't....

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A little known fact that Moroha actually got her feral side from Kagome

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"CONQUERING THE DOLL THING!"

-me

#i have a weird thing about dolls #like a phobia but not #so i decided to watch child's play #and i was telling my friend about it #shitpost

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Currently my possum looks like a penis

Hoping it gets better

#shitpost #i have no pattern #just surface level crochet knowledge and a can do attitude

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Me: Hey brain, what're you building?

My brain, hyperfocused on a guy: oh its great! Calling it a "no strings relationship"

Me: sounds great, I'll leave you to it

*later*

Me: umm.. brain..?

Brain: yes?

Me: why does it look like that relationship has enough strings to move each finger individually...?

#shitpost #situationships #relationship

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I legit screamed when I saw this

Like actually

There was no control over the sound my body made

Wife drawing as a gift to my shared spouse @i-belong-in-a-retirement-home

Had to bling him up just because

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‘Swear words are like sprinkles, and I really like my sprinkles. Especially the rainbow kind.’

-a friends running on three Celsius and two hours of sleep, one hour before a theatre performance

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The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

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Kiss kiss fall in debt or something like that

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kiss kiss fall in love

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them tbh

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After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

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I have a "friend" who so incredibly desperately urgently wants to know my Tumblr.

I tease that dumbass to her face.

#glucose this is for you #shitpost