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Okay, I was talking to my sister about my last post, and I think he was a Nickodian Kid.

Like, Wow Wow Wubzy, The Upside Down Show, The Backyardigans, Blues Clues, and he definitely saw Courage The Cowardly Dog and hated it a lot.

Agree or disagree? I'd genuinely love to hear opinions on this.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #will branner #max jagerman #childhood friends michie #thats not what this is for #but i figured itd be a good tag #so other people can use it too idk

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I never watched it, so I need some confirmation.

Do you think Max grew up with Danny Phantom and/or Kim Possible?

If not, what do you think he grew up with? I'm trying to think of like, my childhood shows, but my childhood shows were like. Veggie Tales, Beakman's World, Bill Nye. Oh, the Big Comfy Couch. But Max is probably afraid of clowns tbh.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #help #will branner

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I really wanted to ask someone to draw Richie’s outfit from Chapter 6 of Beanies.... and then realised I have not yet published that.

Anyway, here's chapter 5.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #michie

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That line "Why did it take death to see, Hapiness was up to me," from What I Know Now really gets to me when thinking about NPMD.

#especially about max #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #ruth fleming #those are the three im thinking of #beetlejuice #what i know now

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Richie would post pictures identical to Max's in the maid dress he already owned with the same caption in a private story/instagram account. Someone would screenshot it and it'd end up in Max's hands.

Max totally wasn't wearing it bc he felt hot in it, only because it was funny. And just like that, Richie looked funny in it and not really hot in it at all. Not even a little, why would you ask that? Why hasnt Max made fun of him about it, or even looked him in the eye since seeing it?

Obviously because Richie got the joke and didn't need to be made fun of for getting a joke, and totally not because seeing Richie makes him blush really bad.

Max would definitely be a maid for Halloween one year "because it's funny," and totally not because he feels hot in it.

#see now i can tag #michie #someone write this #pretty please #alternatively: they both go to a halloween party/dance dressed in maid outfits #quite possibly different maid outfits #richie: posts a thirst trap #max: now has trapped thirst

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Impulsive outfit practice with Richie and that one tiktok filter…

#it looks so good :O

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Max: Yknow, I think I like your hair down like that.

Richie: Thanks, I also like my hair when it's clean.

#it gets all fluffy when clean #based on real events #i washed my hair yesterday and now its fluffy #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #incorrect quotes

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Max would definitely be a maid for Halloween one year "because it's funny," and totally not because he feels hot in it.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #i wanna tag michie but i also dont want to #dude would post so many thirst traps on his snapchat and instagram #with the caption 'lmao halloween'

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#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #trans richie lipschitz #jon matteson

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Me: I would never read rpf, thats so gross and weird.

*watches Can I Guess Who Slapped Me, Anthony edition*

Me: Okay, I might, but only to see what people came up with, because what the fuck was that

#smosh #anthony padilla #tommy bowe #iykyk

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Gay people always lose at gay chicken bc they a, don't wanna make the other uncomfortable, b, are actually into it, c, don't wanna read too much into things.

Max Jagerman would suck at gay chicken is what I'm saying.

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #5 signs max was queer and 1 confirmation #i might write that actually #just watched that smosh clip where anthony asks tommy to choke him #iykyk

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Deja Vu with childhood friends Michie.

#did this make sense? #the song by olivia rodrigo #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie

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"Do you think The Chosen can regenerate and take on a new face like the doctor?"

— My Sister

#smosh #the chosen #shayne topp #another banger #another banger from shayne topp from icarly

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Is this anything

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*watching Who Framed Rodger Rabit*

Max: We should go as Rodger and Jessica for Halloween.

Richie: You're not getting me into a dress like that.

Max: *genuine confusion*

Max: Uh... Duh?

#this is giivng me ideas #<prev #pursue them #i know 24 already drew them #but you can do it too #or fuckin #a write would be good too #whatever your ideas are #do them #just do it #dont let your dreams be dreams #is that the quote?

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The autistic urge to have a breakdown after a long day at work where you didn't eat because you didnt want the food there, and then you prepared the toaster oven for your dinner, and your dad closes the toaster oven and you start crying because he threw off your expectations of the situation, and then you learn you don't have chimichangas, which is fucking crazy because your family has always had chimichangas in the house since like... last year, and that just breaks you completely. And then you walk into the living room to get on the tv and you want to just ask like a normal person, but you just immediately start crying because you're hardly keeping it together.

You know that urge?

#tw vent #chimichangas #autism #the autistic urge #might write a hurt/comfort for this idk maybe #i havent eaten in ten hours

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NEW NIGHTMARE TIME I'M LOSING MY SHIT WE'RE SO BACK