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Hammerlock, thinking: Oh. It's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Hammerlock, still thinking, but now also looking at Wainwright sleeping by his side: Oh, how sweetly and soundly he's sleeping! Must... cuddl..e...... Hammerlock, thinking more still: No, no, categorically not! His alarm won't ring for hours yet! I cannot possibly ruin his rest! Hammerlock, thinking yet more still, and shaking like a wet skag: Must.... not...... touch. Must not.... touch. Wainwright, eyes still closed: I can feel you movin' around, y'know.

#more excellent wainlock from our resident expert #borderlands #borderlands 3 #alistair hammerlock #wainwright jakobs #wainwright x hammerlock #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: foxes in love #submission #submitted by wainwrightjakobshammerlock

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FL4K, holding a baby skag: Look at this adorable guy! FL4K: I'm gonna call him Charles... after the guy he was eating when I found him.

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Jack: Everyone's like, "Find a therapist! Find a therapist!" Jack: Therapists should be fighting each other to the death to see who gets a peek inside my beautiful mind.

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Hammerlock: Predatory single-celled organisms are quite peculiar. Hammerlock: Creatures exist which have no brains or eyes, but just enough awareness to observe their surroundings, and scoop up nearby prey. Hammerlock: My braincells all act like such, too.

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Moxxi: Go see the girls in the back room. It's on me. Timothy: Girls? Janey: Yep. Moxxi runs a house of ill repute in back. Timothy: Ill? You mean a hospital? Janey: I mean a cathouse. Timothy: A pet store? Janey: A brothel. Timothy: A soup kitchen?! Janey: Yeah... A soup kitchen.

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[after finding out Athena is taking a vacation]

Fiona: Does that mean I'm gonna be the team leader? Athena: No, Sasha will outrank you. You're right below Vaughn and just above Rhys. Sasha: You rank us? Fiona: And I'm below Vaughn? Vaughn: That's crazy, I'm the worst. Athena: It's that kind of self-awareness that keeps you a notch above Rhys and Fiona.

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Octavio: I got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday, haha! Octavio: So now I take Adderall, haha!

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Hammerlock: I love ridiculously impractical, silly, frivolous things! Wainwright: I like simple, pragmatic, 'n useful things. Hammerlock: The only purely pragmatic and practical thing I like is you. Wainwright: And vice versa.

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Tyreen: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. Tyreen: The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

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Janey: You need to go to the hospital. Timothy: I wish! Hyperion health insurance only covers visits to the 'hopsital'. Timothy: That's a hospital for bunny rabbits.

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[helping Salvador sort out his finances]

Maya: Well, looks like we have some actual receipts here. Same amount every month. 140 bucks. What's this? Salvador: Every 30 days, I buy shotgun shells and cigarettes and send them home to my mom. Gaige: [laughs] That's so sweet. Axton: Your mom sounds kickass. 

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[the Crimson Raiders are fighting over a loot box]

Tina: How about we play Rock, Paper, Murder for it? Let me get a knife. Roland: I'm sure we can figure this out without Tina killing every single one of us.

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Hammerlock: I think you're perfect, darling. Wainwright: Even if I like country? Hammerlock: Ugh, I forgot about the country thing.

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Claptrap: Murder and betrayal? That sounds like something you'd be into. Jack: It does, and if I'm into it, what's to stop me from forcing Angel to do it? Child services? Ha! Jack: If they didn't take her away after the alligator incident, I think it's pretty clear they ain't never comin' for Big Daddy Jack's bouncin' bambino.

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[after finding out Rhys is moving to Promethea]

Fiona: I'm gonna be so sad to see you go... because I finagled my way onto your family phone plan, and when you leave, that all goes away for me.

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Timothy: I've signed up for Hyperion's 401k but I'm a little nervous... I've never run that far before.

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Athena: I don't understand why so many straight people settle romantically. Your dating pool is literally the entire universe and you settle for Handsome Jack?

#*looks at nisha* *looks at jack* MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #borderlands #borderlands: the presequel #athena the gladiator #handsome jack #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: twitter #submission #submitted by anonymous