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france🇫🇷: okay well since everyone's had to lose their colonies, i guess that means it's my turn. you all have 2 options; become overseas departments of me, or become totally independent.

french africa🇩🇿🇧🇫🇨🇲🇨🇫🇹🇩🇩🇯🇲🇱🇲🇷🇲🇬🇳🇪🇹🇬: we all want independence.

france🇫🇷: yeah alright. now for the rest of you?

comoros🇰🇲: oh, oh me too! all of our islands being independent would help-

france🇫🇷: okay, but you're going to be an island nation.

comoros🇰🇲: this is not good-

mayotte🇾🇹: actually, i want to become an overseas department of france.

france🇫🇷: alright... i guess i'll still be near the comoros. :)

comoros🇰🇲: *sigh*

#countryhumans #statehuman #countryhuman #statehumans #submission

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Egypt: Are you ready, are YOU ready? Check this one out Algeria: Chec-check what out? Egypt: Ok, three, two...one (bends arm backwards) Algeria: *confused what*

#source: tiktok #ch Egypt #ch Algeria #Countryhumans Egypt #Countryhumans Algeria #Countryhumans

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sint maarten🇸🇽: hey guys

guadeloupe🇬🇵: hey maar-

america🇺🇸: hey philippines

sint maarteen🇸🇽 & guadeloupe🇬🇵: what?

america🇺🇸: what?

philippines🇵🇭: everything okay here ame-

america🇺🇸: WHAT THERE'S TWO OF YOU PHIL-

philippines🇵🇭: no, ame that's maarten we just look the same

america🇺🇸: *is crying*

#statehumans #countryhumans #countryhuman #statehuman #submission

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Texas

Texas absolutely loves animals, especially when they're babies. He just goes soft for them and everyone knows this side of him, it's pretty valid in their opinions

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I have more human art of the states! Here is a California

#statehumans #statehuman #countryhumans #countryhuman #submission #California

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america: *furiously knocking at washington state's door

washington: dude you've been doing this every saturday

america: here take my dirty laundry

washington: STOP GIVING ME YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY

america: BUT YOU'RE WASHINGTON

washington: WHY DOES THAT MATTE-

washington: oh

washington:

washington: why are you so fucking stupid

#statehuman #countryhuman #countryhumans #statehumans #submission

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canada: hey ukraine

ukraine: yes, canada?

canada: can i tell everyone how we met?

ukraine: aww, sure! i never heard your side of the sto-

canada: y o u w a s a t t h e c l u b -

#countryhuman #countryhumans #submission

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Las jugadoras del mundial femenino le echaron más ganas al partido que todos estos cabeza de termo siONo¿,(?)

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Pre-Colonial Mexico and Pre-Colonial Philippines hanging out

Pre-Colonial Mexico: Finally, now we can keep these golds to ourselves.

*muffled stomping*

Pre-Colonial Philippines: What the hell?

Spain Empire, bursting out the door: i sMeLl gOLds!

PC!M and PC!P: *screams in broken spanish*

#countryhumans #countryhuman #statehumans #statehuman #submission

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Imperial Japan: I smoked so many cigarettes while I was pregnant, my son is a cat and he doesn't love me

#countryhumans #countryhuman #source: vine #submission

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Manila Headcanons

Idolize America and South Korea concerningly obssessive

Loves milktea

Entitled brat

Haven’t seen a mountain

Chaotic

‘Self-proclaimed Golden Child of Philippines’

Has been alive since pre-colonial Philippines but barely remembers pre-colonial days.

Not in good terms with more like bullies Cavite, Cebu and other Visayan cities and provinces

Always wear tuxedo unlike his fellow Tagalog brethrens that wears barong and filipiniana

Capitalist pig

Emotionally-stressed and depressed

#countryhumans #countryhuman #statehumans #statehuman #cityhuman manila #manila #cityhuman #submission

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REBLOG THIS BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE NEED TO JOIN!! And the thing is, you can speak whatever language you know?!

YA TENEMOS UN DISCORD PARA Countryhumans!

El Discord invito es aquí: https://discord.gg/ARsEuG6

Ahora puedes ir y hablar tus amigos en tu lenguaje, solo contacto a Saki See y vas a tener un role para tu canal de tu lenguaje. Yo espero que pases a disfrutar a este Discord. Los fans de Countryhumans se esperan!

#countryhumans #countryhuman #statehumans #ch america

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YA TENEMOS UN DISCORD PARA Countryhumans!

El Discord invito es aquí: https://discord.gg/ARsEuG6

Ahora puedes ir y hablar tus amigos en tu lenguaje, solo contacto a Saki See y vas a tener un role para tu canal de tu lenguaje. Yo espero que pases a disfrutar a este Discord. Los fans de Countryhumans se esperan!

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Sorry that I haven't been coming up with shit-

I have been either occupied with friends ohtside the Internet, or volunteering at day camps whilst taking a Summer PE class for High School. Giveth me another week (I'm going to a summer camp cause fuck Boy Scouts-) and I will do one of the requests. I have my sights on New York next. See yall.

#countryhumans #countryhuman #statehumans #statehuman #submission

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Massachusetts: This guy was harassing me, daddy!

USA: Why was he harassing you?

Massachusetts: I’m gay.

#countryhuman #statehuman #submission #Poor Massachusetts :( -Fast

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Burkina Faso: If only I can read, I would’ve done something.

Vatican City and Holy See: *procceeds Catholic teachings*

#countryhumans #headcanon #countryhumans vatican city #countryhumans holy see #ch vatican city #ch holy see #countryhumans burkina faso #ch burkina faso

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found a comment on YouTube and had to share it

#countryhumans #countryhuman #submission