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uu: ALL OF THE BIRDS FROM "MARCH OF THE PENGuINS" ARE NOW DEAD.

TT: Yeah, I get it, I live 400 years after the end of human civilization. I was aware.

uu: WHAT. NO. THEY WERE ALIVE LAST NIGHT.

uu: I AM TRYING TO "APOLOGIZE."

TT: ...Oh my god.

#submission #source: xkcd #caliborn? hey buddy. What #What Did You Do To The Fucking Penguins. #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #caliborn #dirk strider

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TG: all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy thats really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits

TT: I love the prose and verbage of this post. The first line is almost iambic, gives it rhythm. Word choices like "really odd women" and "seems to have access to" frames the speaker as an outside observer, and establishes a tone of playful curiosity.

TT: The lack of punctuation says casual, but the overall flow hints at poetry. We get a fun little half-serious observation about Family Guy, and then the author caps it off with a word like "minxy." What a choice. Delightfully anachronistic, yet nails of the particular air of disheveled blasé glamour evoked by these screenshots.

EB: rose, i love you, i defend and support you, you are my friend forever and you made a turkish dish for me while i was high. but i think i understand why people want to kill you. it’s the jock response. everything you’re saying here is authentic and sincere but that makes me uncomfortable and i am going to shove you in a locker overnight. i hope that’s okay with you.

TT: I know my role as the comically arrogant twink heel, and wear it with pride befitting an artist of my station. Still friends, darling?

EB: no. i was gonna say yes but then you had to pull out the. italics. you talk like a michelin star restaurant reviewer and a warhammer redditor had a child and left it in the woods to be raised by people who say “oh my gods!!”

TG: this websites hate mail game is fucking insane

#submission #jade wakes up to this conversation and shes like what the FUCK are you people talking about #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert

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AA: kids, have y0u applied the minty paste t0 the exp0sed part 0f y0ur skelet0n? yes? well n0w its time t0 g0 lie in a dark r00m f0r h0urs 0u0

#submission #source: @badsciencejokes #thanks aradia. #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #aradia megido

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TC: NuMbEr 1 oNe Is So ReAl AlL 5 Of ThEm ArE aNd ThE lAsT oNe Is AlSo ReAl AnD sO aRe AlL oF tHeM bUt MaInLy ThOsE tWo MeThInKs.

CG: ...WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???

TC: :o)

#submission #dont question him. hes on some higher level clown knowledge #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #gamzee makara #karkat vantas

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KARKAT: I HAVE GOT TO STOP FINDING SITCOMS WITH ROMANCE IN THEM WITH OVER 10 SEASONS OF IN-UNIVERSE MATERIAL, WATCHING 2-3 SEASONS OF IT, THINKING ONE PAIR IS PITCH, THEN LOOKING IT UP AND BEING ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED WHEN THEY FUCKING AREN’T. IT’S LIKE, WHAT DO I EXPECT, BUT ALSO COME ON, PEOPLE. ANYWAY I’M GOING TO STOP WATCHING VAST CROAK THEORY (IT’S MID ANYWAY) BUT ANYWAY I FUCKING DIGRESS

#submission #vast croak theory............. #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #karkat vantas

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DAVE: yknow all our names are nouns. like all of us from beta earth at least

DAVE: john jade rose and of course strider

DAVE: i guess dirk counts too

ROXY: r u… saying that john is a noun… an by noun… well… lets justr say… a toilet?…

#submission #my main man mr john 'shitter' egbert #sorry. #dirk makes up for the fact that 'dave' is not an object #dirk is the one Object Name Guy in the alphas #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #roxy lalonde

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GHB: PSH. i DoN’T eVeN eaT PeoPLe aNYMoRe.

DUALSCAR: = ANYMORE???? =

#submission #ANYMORE???????????? #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #ghb #grand highblood #orphaner dualscar #dualscar

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SOLLUX: 2he2 gone… forever… 

ARADIA: n0t true i will haunt y0u

#submission #sollux '2ometiime2 ii can 2tiill hear her voiice...' #aradia behind him '00GA B00GA 00AAAUUAUAAUU00000UUU' #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #sollux captor #aradia megido

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EB: you're an olympic-level hater. i respect it.

CG: THEY ASKED ME TO REPRESENT MY PLANET IN THE SPORT OF HATING AND I SAID NO. I HATE MY PLANET

#source: @jakemorph #my ass scrolling through mod johns main blog for content #hi john. htank you for your service #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #karkat vantas

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FEFERI: WAIT OK T)(IS IS MY B-EST ON---E.

FEFERI: Okay so I used to )(ave t)(is beta fis)( named Leonard Co)(en w)(o lived in a bowl on my desk. )(e was t)(e only pet I )(ad as an adult.

FEFERI: I switc)(ed jobs and took )(im wit)( me and t)(en like a mont)( into my new job )(e died, and I M-ELT----ED DOWN. I was like super attac)(ed to t)(is fis)( and it was like a w)(ole t)(ing.

FEFERI: So my reely nice coworkers were like,

ARADIA: "d0 y0u want t0 have a funeral f0r the fish"

FEFERI: And I said yes, all sobbing and sniffling like a s)(ipwreck.

FEFERI: So we all trooped into t)(e bat)(room and we crammed into t)(e )(andicapped stall and my coworker gently dumped t)(e fis)( in t)(e toilet and was like,

ARADIA: "w0uld y0u like me t0 say a few w0rds"

FEFERI: And I said yes, and s)(e was like,

ARADIA: "here lies le0nard cohen. he was a g00d fish wh0 br0ught j0y int0 a l0t 0f lives"

FEFERI: So I'm sobbing into my coworkers' s)(oulders as all of t)(em go around in a circle and one by one t)(ey eac)( say somefin nice about my dead fis)(. And t)(en suddenly we )(ear a voice from t)(e next stall go,

KARKAT: "WHAT THE *FUCK* IS GOING ON????"

#source: @clairewillett on twitter #shes sniffling like a wreck. like a shipwreck. get it. cause th #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #feferi peixes #aradia megido #karkat vantas #and leonard cohen the fish may he rest in peace.

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AC: :33 < who wants to purrtend to be ants in an ant colony with me

AC: :33 < rp purrompt is we reached the center of the planet. now what?

AT: s C U R R Y

AA: D I G

CC: W O R K

AC: :33 < M E L T

GC: GUYS MY SCR33N R34D3R DO3SNT L1K3 TH3 SP4C3S 4ND 4LSO TH3YR3 M4K1NG TH3 T3XT T4ST3 W31RD

AC: :33 < oh shit.

AC: :33 < ADAPT

AA: ADAPT

AT: aDAPT

CC: INCLUSION

AC: :33 < LOVE

GC: Y44444Y D1GS HOL3

#source: a group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony group on facebook #karkat watching all these guys pretend to be ants like ...............YOU ALL NEED MEDICATION FOR SOMETHING #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #nepeta leijon #tavros nitram #aradia megido #feferi peixes #terezi pyrope

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FEFERI: New favorite bit is saying, “I would be fangilling so )(ard if I met )(im in real life 😍” about random speseas of fis)(.

#submission #Source: @decimals-built-different #fangilling..........brilliant #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #feferi peixes

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HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?

HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.

#submission #plural horuss #idk who these are but i know these are egyptian god names like horuss is and thats kind of based . #also serket is there. #serqet (mythology) 🤝 serket (homestuck) #i think itd be really funny if instead of like. a troll version of serqet the goddess. theyre just. an aranea factive #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #horuss zahhak #and maahes and hathor and thouth and sobeck and serket (not aranea) (maybe)

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KANAYA: Karkat Im A Lesbian

KARKAT: WHAT?

JUNE: karkat, i'm a lesbian too.

KARKAT: IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS COMIC WHO LOVES MEN?

DAVE:

#submission #THE. THHEYAHE HAHEAHHFAEA #fucking. i see the submission. the image is blurred. i Open the image #THE . WHAHAWHWAHHAHHAH #what up . its your Boy #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #june egbert #john egbert #dave strider #daves favorites

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PORRIM: Co+ntrary to+ po+pular belief, Lesbian Visibility Week means YO+U are no+w visible to+ all lesbians. Start running no+w. We hunt at dusk.

#submission #source: spookybri on twitter #LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO #RUNNING THROUGH BEFORUS WITH A PACK OF WILD LESBIANS LETS GO #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #porrim maryam

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AT: uH, cAN YOU TELL ME HOW OLD THESE BONES ARE, 

AA: they are three milli0n and 0ne and half a sweeps 0ld!

AT: wOW, tHAT’S AN AWFULLY EXACT NUMBER, hOW DO YOU KNOW THEIR AGE SO PRECISELY, 

AA: well they were three milli0n sweeps 0ld when i f0und them and it was 0ne and half a sweeps ag0

#submission #yeah checks out. ok shes right about everything #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #tavros nitram #aradia megido #i miss them. we need more team charge quotes #everybody forgets they were friends too i feel like :(

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EB: do you like squidward?

TG: yeah

EB: then you got to check out the show "sponge bob square pants".

EB: he's in it.

#submission #thanks john. ill check it out #this is like a video game loading screen tip #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #dave strider #squidt wardt.