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Ja’far: Dammit, I’m trying to have a real conversation.

Sinbad: I’d rather make-out but okay.

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[During the fight with the Medium]

Alibaba: You almost set me on fire!

Kouen: But I didn’t.

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Alibaba: I asked a girl out.

Aladdin: Oh, I’m sorry.

Alibaba: Why?

Aladdin: Well, I assumed she said no.

Alibaba: No, she said yes.

Aladdin: Oh, well, I’m sorry for her.

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Kouha: Finish this sentence. I spend a lot of time thinking about…

Koumei: Easy. Penguins.

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Judar: So, what have you learned here today, Alibaba?

Alibaba: That you’re a dick.

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I am known by many names, all of them Alibaba.

Alibaba, at some point, probably

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I brush with death so often that I should start giving him high-fives when I pass.

Titus, after almost brushing with death yet again

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Ja’far: You’re blocking the view.

Sinbad: I am the view.

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Alibaba: Wait a minute! You don’t go towards the weird scary sound!

Aladdin: Yeah, we do. We always do.

Alibaba: I hate that about us.

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Titus: The amount of information in your brain can be stored in a paper airplane.

Aladdin: Oh, yeah? Well, the amount of information you have, Titus, could be…

Titus: Yeah?

Aladdin: Uh, it’s less than what I have!

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Koumei: How’s your wound?

Kouen: My wound’s great. Getting bigger all the time.

Koumei: …

Kouen: Just trying to lighten the mood.

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Hakuryuu’s a hothead! He’s probably going to attack first and ask questions later, and they’re not gonna be able to answer his questions because they’ll be dead!

Alibaba, at some point, probably

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Sphintus: So, what’s the plan? We just go in there and just ‘Pow! Pow! Pow!’ and free the citizens?

Aladdin: What… was that noise?

Sphintus: Magic spells.

Aladdin: No, Sphintus, I think you mean ‘Bwow-bwow-bwow… bwow’.

Sphintus: That sounds like fireworks!

Marga: Technically, they’re more like ‘ba-chew, ba-chew, ba-chew’.

Titus: All right, enough with the bad sound effects!

Everyone: …

Titus: Besides, it’s more like ‘Blam! Blam! Blam!’

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Sphintus: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!

Titus: Nah, don’t remember, didn’t happen.

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Yamraiha: [about Sharrkan] I would love to stick my… hand… in his… hair…

Pisti: Did you just self-sensor yourself?

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Kougyoku: You know, in another lifetime you and I would have made a hot couple.

Morgiana: Agreed.

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Sharrkan: I spy with my little eye, something that is... red. And socially uncomfortable.

Masrur: Ugh.

Sharrkan: No guesses? It starts with an M.

Masrur: Shut up.

Sharrkan: Ooh, my mistake. It starts with such a B.

Masrur: Time and a place, Sharrkan. No games when we're this deep in a mess.

Sharrkan: Fine. Gone from a B to a real C, anyway.

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