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Marco Asensio: Nothing in life is free.

Isco: Love is free.

Lucas Vázquez: Friendship is free.

Nacho: Sleep is free.

Dani Carvajal: Knowledge is free.

Álvaro Odriozola: Air is free.

Toni Kroos: Anything is free if you take it without paying!

#yes toni #yes it is

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Sergio Ramos: Can we just go to sleep, please?

*silence*

Marco Asensio: *Starts laughing for no reason*

*Isco, Nacho, Lucas Vázquez and Dani Carvajal start laughing*

Sergio Ramos: Why are you all like this?

#he misses them

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Isco: Okay, I have this crazy theory...

Lucas Vázquez: Go on...?

Isco: I don’t think Sergio was ever a kid. I think he just, like, spawned.

Lucas Vázquez: *Smiling* Someone gets it!

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Trent Alexander-Arnold: *phone rings* ‘Daddy’ calling.

Andy Robertson: *passing by* Eww you still call your dad, daddy?

Trent Alexander-Arnold: *without breaking eye contact* Hello Hendo!

Andy Robertson:

Trent Alexander-Arnold: *mouths* THAT’S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT.

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Andy Robertson: How petty are you?

Trent Alexander-Arnold: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about.

#still think trent would do this #especially if it was against andy

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Trent Alexander-Arnold: *singing* Just hear those sleigh bells jingling—

Andy Robertson: HALLOWEEN WAS LITERALLY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN

Trent Alexander-Arnold: NO ITS CHRISTMAS

Andy Robertson:

Trent Alexander-Arnold: CHRISTMAS

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Virgil Van Dijk: *watching Adam and Jordan* They interact well, I would put them in a boat.

Andy Robertson: Wait, are you trying to say that you ‘ship’ them?

Virgil Van Dijk: Correct. But where would they be shipped, that is unknown to me.

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Gerard Pique: I know that we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry but—

Sergio Ramos: It’s not a rivalry you’re just always mean to me and it’s not unspoken you talk about it all the time.

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Kai Havertz: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Timo Werner: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.

Kai Havertz: Don’t worry though! There will be a time when it’s not!

Timo Werner: Thanks! Even worse.

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Mats Hummels: You’re right

Thomas Müller: That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Luis Diaz: I can’t tell whether you’re a genius or just arrogant

Trent Alexander-Arnold: Well on a good day I’m both.

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Looking through comments about the Women’s Euros it’s actually unbelievable.

Yes the quality isn’t as good as the mens but the Womens game hasn’t had many years to progress as the Mens had. The women in the team haven’t ever had the coaches growing up like the mens players had so they wouldn’t be able to do that well without the coaches and teams. Secondly scientifically speaking the men are naturally fitter, faster, stronger etc. so the quality will be naturally better.

The thing that annoys me most is that boys will pick up the little things like ‘oh the keeper should’ve done better.’ ‘Oh the defenders should’ve done better’ Like yes maybe they should’ve but that was still a fantastic goal. Would you be saying that if it was the mens team? No, no you wouldn’t you would be hyping up the goal.

They nitpick every little thing and at the beginning I could ignore it but now it’s getting annoying. Unbearable almost because it’s like the women playing shouldn’t be proud of what they have accomplished.

‘Well it shouldn’t be forced down my throat,’ - That’s what loads of them say but every tournament the mens team is forced down everybody’s throats and nothing is ever said about that. If you don’t like it ignore it, you don’t have to sit and watch it but no you’d rather make some comments about it when you probably couldn’t do any better yourself.

Anyway rant over. I hope you all have a nice day❤️

#euro 2022 #womens euro 2022 #weuro2022 #weuro22

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Thomas Müller: We should settle this like civilised adults

Marco Reus: I agree

Thomas Müller: So, a rap better?

Marco Reus: A rap battle

Julian Brandt: GOD NO YOU’RE BOTH OVER 30

Manuel Neuer: Nothings going to stop them

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(Smith-Rowe flexes his biceps.)

Xhaka: The sheer irony in that action reflects the current state of this club.

@soccerfanfiction

Oof 😂😂

Thank you for this though it is appreciated!!

Xx❤️

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Happy New Year!!

2021 officially over and done with (for me anyway) and Here’s to 2022 🎉🍾🎉🍾

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Last Day of 2021

Firstly I would like to apologise for my lack of posting or just being on this blog overall this year I just needed a break (i didn’t really post on my other one either).

Anyway, thank you all so much for the support on this one still even if I haven’t been present most of the time. I know I promised last year that I would post more and I haven’t so I won’t promise that again but hopefully I will manage to.

I don’t know what else to write on this post about this year but just know if any of you are ever struggling with anything and want to talk I am always here and do check this account often. Or if you just want to talk feel free to message me. I know a lot of people who have lost loved ones throughout this year so please if you need to message me!! (I’m also down to get to know some more people on here)

Here’s what’s happened on Tumblr for me:

Been on Tumblr for: 2 years and 10 months (34 months)

Followers: 1582

Number of Posts: 1134

Number of Posts this Year: 101

Disclaimer: In no way is this a brag I just think it’s a nice way to keep track of my achievements throughout the years!

Here’s to 2022!! 🎉🍾🎉

Xx❤️

Last Day of 2020

Firstly... Thank fuck this year is nearly over and done with (although 2021 will probably be the same) I know towards the end of the year I became a little bit silent on here and didn’t really post or interact with anything or anyone but I can’t lie everything got a little bit too much and will probably be during the start of 2021 but I will start posting more!

Here’s what has happened on Tumblr for me:

Been on Tumblr for: 1 year and 10 months (22 months)

Followers: 1450

Number of Posts: 1033

I want to thank each and every single one of you who read things that I post. Even if you quickly glance at it.

(I will post a proper new year thing later on when it hits the new year for me)

Here’s to 2021!

Xx❤️

#2021 #2022

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Xavi: *shouting at everyone* I can’t believe we got knocked out of the Champions League

Gerard Pique: Kind of a good thing.

Xavi: What?!?

Gerard Pique: Proves why Leo won Ballon D’or and is best in the world.

Jordi Alba: He won Ballon d’Or because we’re shit

Gerard Pique: Yes

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