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Pit: Hey, wake up. Dark Pit, lifting off his sleep mask a bit: What? Pit: You're ugly. Dark Pit, putting his sleep mask back on and going back to bed: And you look like a burnt garbanzo bean.
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Palutena: I have total faith in you. Pit: [leaves] Palutena:There’s like a 75% chance that kid’s going to die.
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>:3c
GO MY ARMY OF FOLLOWERS GO CHECK OUT THIS PERSON THEIR STUFF IS RLLY NEAT!!!
//well then, where did the rest of you… 14 followers come from?
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Pit: Hello weaponsmith. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest weapons.
Dyntos: ...My weapons are too strong for you, warrior.
Pit: Weaponsmith. I tell you, I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest weapons.
Dyntos: You can't handle my weapons. They're too strong for you.
Pit: Weaponsmith, listen to me. I want only your strongest weapons.
Dyntos: My weapons would kill you, warrior. You cannot handle my weapons.
Pit: Weaponsmith, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest weapons.
Dyntos: My strongest weapons would kill you, warrior. You can't handle my strongest weapons! You'd better go to a smith that smiths weaker weapons!
Pit: Weaponsmith. I'm telling you right now, I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest weapons.
Dyntos: You don't know what you ask, warrior. My strongest weapons would kill a GOD, let alone an angel! You need a smith... that smiths weaker weapons, because my weapons are TOO STRONG.
Pit: (becoming upset) Weaponsmith! I'm telling you, I need your strongest weapons! I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest weapons!
Dyntos: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST WEAPONS! NO ONE CAN! MY STRONGEST WEAPONS ARE FIT FOR A CLUBBERSKULL, LET ALONE AN ANGEL!
Pit: (starting to cry) Weaponsmith, what do I have to tell you to get your weapons?! Why won't you trust with me your strongest weapons, weaponsmith?! I need them if I am to be successful in the battle!
Dyntos: I can't give you my strongest weapons because my strongest weapons are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.
Pit: (deep inhale) Well then that's it, weaponsmith. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my weapons.
Dyntos: That's what you'd BETTER do.
Pit: I'll go elsewhere for my weapons and I'll NEVER COME BACK!
Dyntos: GOOD. You're not welcome here. My weapons are only for the strongest and you're clearly- are not of the strongest, you're clearly the WEAKEST.
Pit: You've had your say, weaponsmith, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal! You're a rascal with no respect for angels! (starting to cry again) No respect for anything... except your weapons.
Dyntos: ...why respect angels... when my weapons can do ANYTHING that you can.
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Moon’s at it again, makin’ blogs in the name of Kid Icarus
Headcanons, stories and quotes about Kid Icarus! why not even submit some? just check out the rules first!
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Pick a God and pray!
Magnus, running into battle (via headcanonsnquotes-kidicarus)
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taking a break due to personal reasons,submissions will be open,i may open mod apps,too. 
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Dark Pit: After experiencing “feelings” I have decided that this just isn’t for me, but thank you for the opportunity.
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I don’t have a train of thought, I have 7 trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
Dark Pit
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Pit: Is 4 a lot?
Palutena: Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Murders? Yes.
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Palutena: I took 70 milligrams of Adderall this morning for the war against the underworld, and all I remembered was my Club Penguin password that I forgot 7 centuries ago.
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I'm sorry I send in so many submissions I just love these characters asjgfgvajks
its okay!!! i love ur submissons
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Pit, to Dark Pit: Hey Pittoo, do you wonder what Viridi meant by "there are people listening"?
Dark Pit: What?
Pit: I said do you-
[ Suddenly, the ground starts shaking. ]
Dark Pit: oh.
Pit: oh.
Pit, frantically: oh no ive upset a goddess
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dont rb
dont u love it when mods/owner of a server are toxic and break their own rules? :))
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sorry for not being too active but 200 followers,,wowie,,
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Pit: Ugh, I’m my own worst enemy.
Viridi: You mean you keep causing most of the bad things that happen in your life?
(Dark Pit peeks out from behind a tree in a comically villainous mustache and top hat)
Pit: No.
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Dark Pit: I can see nothing but darkness. A sea of black ink. A night without stars-
Medusa: Your hood’s down.
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