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thinking about the poll about canon vs non-canon ships that didn't define terms, and the current fandom focus on things "going canon," so i made up a scale.

this is NOT a question about whether canon matters to what you ship (or matters at all), just how to define the phrase "canon ship."

many ships start low on the scale and slow burn their way up, so vote for the point when you would have called them "canon." i agonized over the order (especially #4-6) for a day and a half, but i went with the order in which i think joe random with a nielsen ratings box and no tumblr account would notice/call something a romantic relationship.

#7!! #ive been saying this for years

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#good fucking lord yall cant read

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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Ready for the world cup

#omg #kitties

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#jane moment

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might draw steph in a pink dress tomorrow for no particular reason whatsoever

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workin boys spoilers

my only problems with what was overall a delightful fucking short

- hey richie why are you not more concerned about ruth

- i wanted ted to get absurdly invested in the play again sob

- “woman”… no credits that was clearly steph i refuse to believe otherwise thank you 🤎 if denial is a river in egypt i’m getting on a plane with a swimsuit right now

everything else? perfect. no more notes

#starkid #hatchetfield #workin boys

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#me when i make the worlds least mobile wobbledog

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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

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Congrats to Ted for winning as the deadliest man in Hatchetfield! Btw everyone you know is dead and no we will not be getting Jenny for you. Yeah all you get is the nice crown. Have fun with it!

#sobbing #hey at least he got to see workin boys like the rest of us! #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski

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Obsessed with this picture from Starship where it looks like Bug and Bugette are taking a selfie together

#omg...... #starkid #starship

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just finished watching workin boys :] all i have to say is fuck you credits i dont know who "woman" is but im believing to my grave that that was steph

#just kidding i have a lot more to say but im eepy

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yeah yeah we have working boys but can we talk about how miss holloway gave up her real name, all her possible futures, all of who she could have been, to help and save people, scammed into a deal she never wanted, but then had to backtrack on her deal as she realised she never could live amongst the people she grew to love ever again, and also the thing she has turned into can never be unmade no matter if she backtracks or not??? and she will always be haunted by the guilt of her actions, magic or not???, jesus FUCKING christ

#Yeah. jesus fuck #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nmt3 #miss holloween #miss holloway

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MOOD IT FUCKIN KILLED ME I CLIPPED IT [warning the music that cuts him off is pretty loud]

THAT CUTOFF IM CRYING

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Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!

Hit [B] to feminize him!

#... tinkycore? #i dont know #maybe

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no yeah sorry i can't come i have to think about eldritch gods being little kids. yeah it's going to be for the rest of the week. sorry.

#thats so fucking real op #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nmt3 #miss holloween #the lords in black

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TED WON THE DEATH MATCH AND WORKIN BOYS IS GETTING RELEASED ON YOUTUBE LETS GOOOOOOO THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

#i upped my pledge for teddy bear :]]]] my favourite guy