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Werner herzog

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I laughed way too hard at this

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I mean it’s how it feels

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One of the best things about the Avatar universe is that one of our first introductions to the rules governing the world is "It's not magic, it's water bending," and then throughout the series it's revealed that actual ass magic also exists alongside the totally not magic bending.

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Suyin vs Kuvira in Operation Beifong.

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The real Stardew Valley experience be like:

Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.

Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?

Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.

Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.

Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.

Jodi: I love my husband, but the war has changed him. I'm trying my hardest but it's exhausting.

The player:

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Aaron Burr after Hamilton sent him 30 years of grievances

#hamilton #arron burr #always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #I'm getting satisfied

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All social media this weekend

#hamilton #oh hello #broadway #theater #disney+ #john mulaney #nick kroll #george st geegland #gil faizon

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feeling sorry for roku rn bc kyoshi would have been his guide the way roku was for aang and I think kyoshi had ZERO TOLERANCE for self-doubt and she 100% took a tough love approach

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zuko really saw a bunch of seal hybrids dive into a hole and followed after them huh

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Azula: Hello brother.

Zuko: Azula, I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #s2e01 #the avatar state #atla zuko #azula and zuko #brooklyn99

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Anyone else like to imagine Ozai having to go through all the small planning details of his whole Pheonix King rebranding?

Like still his same general intensity but all of it is focused on picking out his new design, selecting his color scheme, waffling over which mantle and crown design he should go with etc.

All while having to deal with some Ben Schwartz type character that is reviewing focus group tests, discussing the roll out, having Ozai go over his marks for where he needs to stand during the coronation. Just really trivial stuff that someone like Ozai has to suffer through because he just HAD to be extra

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla spoilers #sozins comet #ozai #atla ozai #firelord ozai #not my firelord #fuck ozai

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Me during my latest rewatch: I always skip Appas Lost Days, maybe it won't be as bad as I remember

Konietzko and DiMartino:

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Since Avatar The Last Airbender made a comeback I’m bringing back my favorite alta tik tok