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“Would they peel an orange for you?”
HOW would they peel an orange for you?
Robin Buckley: hates the feel of it gathering underneath her nails and the way citrus oil stains and accidentally makes a huge mess with a million pieces
Nancy Wheeler: peels it in one nice effortless pretty spiral and tells you to be careful of the seeds.
Steve Harrington: same rip-apart method as Robin but in 3-4 big chunks and takes a quarter of it with an orange flavored kiss saying “boyfriend tax”
Eddie Munson: jams his thumb in the center and rips the whole orange in half. Juice squirts everywhere 11 injured 3 killed.
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SweetPea
WARNINGS: fluff *mostly fluff* kissing
Age rating 13+ we could say
🎂It’s my birthday so why not make a birthday story🍰
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Chicago, Joe Keery was buzzing with excitement. It was his partner's birthday, and he couldn't wait to spoil them rotten and make their day extra special. As he tiptoed into their cozy apartment, armed with balloons and a homemade cake, he couldn't help but feel like the luckiest guy in the world.
"Hey there, my love," Joe whispered, sneaking up behind his partner and wrapping his arms around their waist. "Looks like someone's getting older today, huh?"
His partner turned around, their eyes lighting up at the sight of Joe's mischievous grin. "Hey, sweetheart," they replied, leaning in to steal a quick kiss. "Getting older, but definitely wiser."
Joe chuckled, placing a party hat on his partner's head. "Wiser, huh? Well, how about we put that wisdom to the test and see if you can blow out all these candles in one go?"
With a playful roll of their eyes, his partner accepted the challenge, blowing out the candles with ease. As they dug into the delicious cake, Joe couldn't help but shower his partner with affectionate pet names.
"Hey there, sweet pea, did I ever tell you how lucky I am to have you in my life?" Joe said, his eyes filled with adoration as he watched his partner's face light up with joy.
His partner grinned, reaching across the table to squeeze Joe's hand. "You might have mentioned it once or twice," they teased, their heart swelling with love for the man who never failed to make them feel cherished.
As the day turned into night, Joe and his partner danced around their apartment, laughing and whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears. And as they curled up together on the couch, basking in the warmth of each other's presence, Joe couldn't help but thank the stars for bringing his beloved into his life.
"Happy birthday, my love," Joe whispered, pressing a tender kiss to his partner's forehead. "Here's to many more years of laughter, love, and unforgettable moments together."
And as they drifted off to sleep, wrapped in each other's arms, Joe knew that there was nowhere else in the world he'd rather be than right there, with his beloved by his side.
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other men are scary, so I'll stick to joe keery 😇
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love joe keery's chest hair
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End of Beginning claims the number one spot on both the viral usa and viral global playlists on spotify
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joe talks about the success of end of beginning in a new rolling stones article
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according to stats.fm, a spotify analytics tracker, end of beginning is the 7th most streamed song for this month
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Ethir neechal is not good without him!!
Shocking News , Jailer Actor G Marimuthu Passed Away :-
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