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it used to be 2007 you know
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-I don't want to be here
-You exist here
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jazzypizzaz 16 hours
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April waters running clear
(c) gif by riverwindphotography, April 2024
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i need the four people on this website who have both watched mash and star trek enterprise to understand the vision that i just had, and it's that colonel flagg is a temporal agent like daniels from enterprise. both of them were clearly in the bottom 10% at temporal agent school, maybe even roommates, which is why the temporal cold war is such a mess that only gets progressively worse every time daniels touches it, and the mash 4077 can't get un-stuck from the korean war for 11 goddamn years. they are very bad at their jobs. this is also why ***gestures to colonel flagg's whole deal that is clearly not endorsed by the CIA*** and why daniels tried to convince captain archer that he was a trustworthy person from the future because "you like your scrambled eggs soft."
this is the deepest cut i think i could make but i have made it.
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Thinking about Mycroft Canner the product of continuous trauma, used as proof that society owes to heal suffering kids but never extended compassion by those who surrounds him, made worse even by who has surrounded him. By the Tullys maybe and by Madame's circle for sure. Thinking about the fact he's traumatized by his own enacted violence as much / more than the violence he was a victim of, but this part could never be a clean cute story about kids who need help, so it will never even be acknowledged as a source of trauma. The way The Reader speaks with the specific accent of Madame's creatures. "My two weeks are the storm". Yeah.
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none of my bosses wanted to get a babysitter, so I got to be the one to accept our award at a big evening event 馃槉馃槉 felt like a hero even though I'm but a cog in the team lol
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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked
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anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool
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jazzypizzaz 3 days
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tom and harry could鈥檝e done community鈥檚 zombie episode and troy and abed could鈥檝e done the chute
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the thing about someone screaming to wake you up is I don't even set sound on my phone alarm except in due circumstances. mostly just vibrate, otherwise it's too jarring for my delicate sleep psyche lmao. ideal is being able to wake up without -- luckily it's that time of year where sunrise corresponds to my schedule, so the gradual increase in birdsong & dawn light is my alarm at the moment, start the day off right
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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
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I love making my own choices. I love being free to care about what I care about and not what anyone else cares about. I love the enormous freedom to make choices about how to structure my life. I love adulthood.
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Inspired by @spacefroggity post here
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jazzypizzaz 5 days
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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man I remember watching ofmd s2 the first time, not plugged into the fandom pulse, and thinking wow izzy has so much more screen time and sympathy than i would have expected, all those rabid izzyheads are gonna love this season, like he even gets this honorable heartfelt death. if I cared one lick about him I'd eat this up
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