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I've never forgotten this bit from Brunching.com's dinosaur reviews back in 2002

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before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺

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best death animation in the classic fallouts is super mutant scratching their ass, sniffing their fingers, and exploding into chunks instantly

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#please

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Perhaps gun control people weren’t so wrong after all…

#this is like playing skyrim with the top like 50 wacky mods on nexus

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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

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I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

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— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘In The Ruin."

#fuck yeah Frank Bidart

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RUSSIAN ROULETTE

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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the Fallout TV show is having the same effect on me as every one of the Bethesda Fallout titles, where I first watch it and think "ok no this is really good! hey i really like this!" but over time I come to the realization that it is one of the dumbest Fallout stories of all time

#fallout #I won't elaborate because I have friends watching it and don't want to spoil it #but there's a lot that's really nagging at me

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I've been following the director of Fallout: New Vegas on twitter for a few years now and I can't emphasise enough that this dude is really good at posting

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just remembered in fallout 3 when u get a house u can pick from a number of themes for your home and theres a theme called "love machine" where it adds a heart shaped bed and an insane hanging lamp thats shaped like 2 life sized figures fucking

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