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jimbo-wus-popin · 5 years
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Butters: Fellas, you just keep on saying Ebola
Butters: And I'm just want to know what cha' mean, a bowl of what, Soup?
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jimbo-wus-popin · 5 years
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Stan: Ya know, sometimes, I think to myself,
What
are
you
waiting
for?
You
dumb
Stupid
Fuck ~ ?!
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jimbo-wus-popin · 5 years
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*singing*
Stan: I want to see my little boy!
Kyle, holding Sparky: Here he comes
Stan: I want see my little boy!
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jimbo-wus-popin · 5 years
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Stan: Oh, I almost forgot about my Ex who is now happy and healthy and in a stable happy relationship. While laughing with friends and doesn't need alcoholic beverages to calm herself down, because they are starting to cry them selves to sleep.
Stan: THANKS FACEBOOK!
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jimbo-wus-popin · 5 years
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Stan: Dad, my friends found your Tik Tok.
Randy: Well it's about time.
Stan: Who did I kill to be related to you...
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Kenny: Dude, I just learned that ejaculation comes out at 27mph
Kenny: That makes it illegal in a school zone
Kyle: There are other reasons that it's illegal, but
Okay
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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*The playground bursts into flames*
Mr. Garrison: Well class, looks like playtime is over,
Kenny: No, Its just beginning,
Kenny: Coward.
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Clyde: Now this thanks and wish goes out to-
Father Maxi: Jesus for dying for our sins
Clyde: ...
Clyde: Why couldn't have you and Butters die instead
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Butters: Is that a dinosaur?! *points to a lizard*
Cartman: Wtf no
Cartman: Its a comodo dragon, dumbass
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Stan: Are reverse gays, lesbians or straight people?
Kyle: Wtf, Dude it's 3 am
Kyle: Go to bed, Your concerning me...
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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(SkankHunt)
Kyle: Ha- 
Kyle: Hey! You guys are having piss sex... nice, 
Kyle: So, I'm getting Ike a glass of holy water and me some eye bleach
Kyle: You want anything?
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Randy: Can you say dada?
Baby Stan: Da... d... d-daddy! 
Randy: Eww, that's for your mom to call me
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Damien: Pip, You ready for the night of your life?
Pip: Yes tea and munchies, with a goodnight cuddling from cheerful movies!
Damien: We are going out…
Pip: Damien
Pip: I already made the tea
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Frog Poster:
Kyle: Don't touch that poster you’ll turn into a frog
Kenny: Help- I mean Ribbit Ribbit
Kyle: Dude.
Kenny: Yeah…
Kenny: *apologetic sounding frog noises”
Kyle: Fuck. You.
________
Kyle: Touch that poster you’ll turn into a frog
Stan: *Bumps into Poster*
Stan: Fuck.
Kyle: *Kisses Stan* your now a Prince
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Kyle: Touch that fucking poster you’ll turn into a frog, ya fat fuck
Cartman: *Touches*
Cartman: Jew~! Rib-
Kyle: Sorry, it doesn't work if you already look like one,
Cartman: Fuck you, Kyle!
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Kyle: So anyways Stan, he-
Cartman: Got rekt
Kyle: Uh, I'm not finished.
Kyle: So like I was sayin-
Cartman: Jew-
Kyle: Oh my god, can you please let me do what I need to do?
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Craig: So I'm here with Stan ere’
Stan: Ello...?
Craig: and he’s a-
Craig: Cunt biTcH AsS mOTHeR FUcKER
Craig: GO DIE IN A DITCH
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jimbo-wus-popin · 6 years
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Cartman: Kyle is such a dirty mother fucking cunt-ass Jew
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*Noises*
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Stan, Outside the Window: I heard you were talking shit about Kyle
Cartman: What thE fUCK
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