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i need people to stfu about kids not learning cursive, because with the myriad of education material they have at their fingertips, an archaic writing form literally doesn’t fucking matter. if they’re interested, they’ll learn. you’re not upset it’s gone, you’re upset your knowledge has become obsolete.

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i’m going to do it. i’m going to go back in time and shave every beatle’s head. see who’s laughing now, Ed

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baldness freaks me out but wigs are still hot. like wear your toupee little egg. ya you look good! it’s ok to have hair any way you need it!

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sick of ut fake fan bulldiif paul mccartney isn’t real

wat on earth are u yappin about

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we are laughing. we are laughing right

#baby girl was right all along #damon dragging her #her fans clawing at his throat #him being right

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so did every musician of the 60s/70s experience near-fatal motor vehicle accidents was that just bob dylan, paul mccartney, john lennon, george harrison, ringo starr, robert plant, and keith richards??

that last post. I didn't want to tag it. but bob dylan when he got into the motorcycle crash and endured severe spinal injuries and broken bones and then recorded the basement tapes with the band over it . that is how you have lesbian ribcage sex. Well it's a bit of a stretch but it makes more sense in my mind

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i mean shit dog, to each their own, but i would never support t terorists #neverforget #bush

just learned the Beatles finsihed recording their first single Love Me Do on 9/11……………. and you still support them?

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just learned the Beatles finsihed recording their first single Love Me Do on 9/11……………. and you still support them?

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controversial but i think “This Boy” might be the BEST song the Beatles performed live because

1. John’s bridge

2. they’re ALWAYS tight knit

3. John and Paul rubbing sweaty cheeks

4. John’s bridge

5. Paul’s “hee-hee!” and John giggling abt it

6. JOHN’S BRIDGE!!

#the michael jackson hee hee is pretty fucking funny too #john #george #paul #ringo #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #Youtube

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i’m gonna eat my cat

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there will. e peace in the fandom sometimes

maybe i’m biased (i am in love w a paul girl, after all), but honest to god paul is the only emotionally balanced beatle

you said it not me, john!

thank you for your support 🫡

#me sending you love then reblogging hate within 2 minutes #nobody switches up like i do

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Minyoung Kim - Yum Yum, 2023

#mood

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george/john/ringo fans watching paul fans insist paul is the most oppressed Beatle

every day i log onto this place to find my self-insert (paul) catching strays from every which way and i’m actually so brave for continuing to engage with you guys in spite of it all.

#im KIDDING #yall do get the shit end of the stick within the fandom

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john lennon’s dislike of “it’s only love” may be one his most shit takes. that, and using spurs to compare the struggles of minorities when he is a white man. either/or

#you can laugh or cry or yell i don’t know he’s not smart #i love him #john #john lennon

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i was gonna say it didn’t matter bc he’s dripping juice on Ticket to Ride, but guess which lil fucking princess played that one too ??? ffs

You’re Going to Lose that Girl has George’s best guitar solo in the Beatles idk it just hits

#paul #i am #mmmm

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update according to Mel Williams on the beatles bible Paul played the solo, so I’ve once again been booled on

You’re Going to Lose that Girl has George’s best guitar solo in the Beatles idk it just hits

#don’t worry shortcake i’ll go check my song bible in a minute #but i’m showering so wait for me to get out

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i take it back i think k george would slut shame everyone who’s not a virgin and then fuck them

george harrison you sex-positive slut.