jonismitchell

[jonismitchell]

jb telling his friends he cut off contact with me to get back street cred is so fucking funny

#if i were his friend i would’ve thrown his phone into the LAKE #he should not be talking to me but he’d rather saw off his arm than stop it in all seriousness #arden speaks

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i have one pair of jeans (sweatpants and leggings don’t count) #and the reason for this is because i wear skirts almost exclusively

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who’s afraid of little old me? is about me being ostracized by everyone i knew in high school

#arden speaks #i was TAME i was GENTLE and you all made me mean!!! #you took out my teeth ie my capacity to retaliate!!!!

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and I wouldn't marry me either, a pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her Taylor Swift, The Tortured Poets Department (2024)

#taylor swift #god i feel so bad for her

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analysis final today what if i threw up and died

#arden speaks #university (arden’s version)

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Alice in Wonderland (1951) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, and Hamilton Luske.

#alice in wonderland #disney

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#I think we all know who ttpd track 12 loml is REALLY about

#love of my life… gs -> jb pipeline methinks #taylor swift

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enabler but also real

#arden speaks

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#my dad loaded rep onto an ipod for me when i was 13 he wouldn’t have given a fuck #*correction i was 12 when rep came out

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even blue realized you weren't worth staying for

the tone of these asks makes me think you are her

#anon #asking with you #back from the grave to fuck with me!

[jonismitchell]

i can't imagine liking you enough to date you

as if i would be interested

#anon #asking with you

[jonismitchell]

if you ask me he clearly realized you were crazy and dipped

yeah ok. are you saying anything i haven't already thought worse

#anon #asking with you

[jonismitchell]

imagine thinking anyone cares about how you feel about gs

this is my blog, buddy

#anon #asking with you #i post this shit to process it!

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all we ever do is talk by del water gap was written about me and gs. btw. if you even care.

#arden speaks

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one thing about me is i will break up with you and then throw your feelings for me in your face

#arden speaks #i need help!

[jonismitchell]

anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:

the tortured poets department explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body

down bad explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him? explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love clean: 'cause what if i was in love?

but daddy i love him explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin' clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin' explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over

florida!!! explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?

loml explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles

i can do it with a broken heart explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile clean: lights, camera, and smile

the smallest man who ever lived explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy? clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?

the black dog explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog

thanK you aIMee explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing

cassandra explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking

the bolter explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes

#i love that some of these flat out change the meaning of the lyric

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what happened with a*? :(

didn't work how i wanted it to work :/

#better off as friends i think #anon #asking with you