3rd anni req 16: lucifer, dad, aunt / home visit
ao3 link
note: finally got back to these! very quickly: lisa (aunt) has met satan and belphie but no one else, and zhao (dad) knows all the brothers already and specifically knows lucifer better at this point - the background things are stuff i intend to write in future. also i wasn't completely sure if the request wanted zhaolu, so i left it ambiguous (this would be pre- any relationship anyway, so take it as you like!)
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“I’m back! Where’s— huh, Lucifer?”
Lucifer lowers his glasses and polishes away the fog. “Welcome home.”
“...hi?” I dump my bag by the door and change into my slippers, then return to the kitchen door. He’s still there. “What’s the occasion?”
After all, last I checked, Lucifer had some pretty strict rules about hopping between worlds - special occasion birthday visits not counted, of course. At this, though, he just smiles mysteriously.
“Nothing in particular.” He takes a sip of his tea, then quirks an eyebrow at me. “Well? Tell me about your day.”
…sure, I decide, because as much as I’m suspicious about his reasons for being here, I’m still happy to see him. I pull up the chair opposite him.
Lucifer hasn’t been up here that many times, especially compared to Mammon or Satan (the latter who visits whenever he’s allowed, and the former who visits even when he isn’t) - but he looks completely at home in our kitchen. Oddly pleased with himself as well, though I have no idea what about.
A little smile stays on his face through one, two, three stories - he asks me to show him the pictures from a school trip to the maritime museum, and to send him the one of me sitting in a model submarine so that he can show the others. In return, he has a video of Mammon trying to teach a roc to swear.
“You can do it,” encourages the blurry Mammon on the screen, holding a little biscuit just out of reach. “C’mon, smart guy!”
The roc tucks its beak into his wing sulkily and doesn’t make a sound. Mammon tries fruitlessly for another little while, then ultimately throws up his hands and walks off.
Whoever’s behind the camera doesn’t move - they point it at the roc and wait silently. Sure enough, after barely a minute, it mumbles, “Son of a bitch.”
“He still hasn’t figured out its trick,” Lucifer says as I laugh. “It learns, but it doesn’t want him to know he taught it.”
“Does it have a name?”
“Would you like to give it one?”
“Ohh, can I?” I lean forward and peer closer at the roc in the video for a moment. “Mmm… Connie. Looks like a Connie.”
“Connie it is,” He says, smile widening.
At that moment, Dad totters unsteadily into the kitchen, lugging a cardboard box. Lucifer rises from his seat, then pauses.
“Careful— careful, mind! You’ll do your back in!”
“I have it,” Dad says through gritted teeth, and finally sets it down with a rather worrying crash. “There. Thank you.”
“You haven’t let me do anything,” Aunt Lisa says, disgruntled. A split second later, as if sensing him somehow, she turns and looks Lucifer directly in the face.
He freezes on the spot. Aunt Lisa scans him, and I can see her mentally taking notes on everything she sees - red eyes (weird, but could be contacts), extremely tall (unusual, but not impossible), and distinctly too well-dressed for having tea in someone’s kitchen.
“Hello,” She says smoothly, and if I didn’t know better I’d think she was completely unperturbed.
Lucifer clears his throat. “Hello.”
Neither of them make any move to introduce themselves. I catch Dad’s eye. He’s wearing the face of someone who completely forgot he had a guest over.
“Um,” He says. “This is Lucifer.”
Aunt Lisa barely blinks. “I see. Hello, Lucifer. Should I call you Mister?”
“No, that won’t be necessary.” He’s starting to look distinctly uncomfortable. I guess Avatar-of-Pride street cred only counts in the company of people who actually know what that means.
“I’ve heard a lot about you,” She says, folding her arms and leaning back against the counter. “From your brother. And your other brother.”
“That does not narrow it down,” He replies stiffly. She snorts.
“Tea?” I ask, then hurry to the sink without waiting for an answer. “I’ll put the kettle on.”
Dad taps the counter nervously as it begins to hiss. Then, probably a little too late, he adds, “Lucifer, this is Lisa…”
“Ms. Cassidy to you,” She tacks on sharply, and Dad and I exchange wide-eyed looks.
Neither Belphie nor Satan got the surname-only treatment. Heck, most of her clients don’t get the surname-only treatment. Then again, Satan and Belphie are quite possibly the worst demons for Aunt Lisa to have gotten her first impressions of Lucifer from, even if they didn’t just outright lie for fun.
I try to remember what I might have told her about him. It’s not like I’ve given her any horror stories, but I guess there are a lot of Lucifer traits that only become likeable once you’ve gotten used to his personality...
The kettle finishes boiling. I clear my throat and occupy myself with making the tea. Maybe I should be doing more to dissolve the tension, but I kind of don’t know how - besides, I didn’t even know Lucifer would be here today. I haven’t had any time to prepare a defence for him - no powerpoint, flashcards, anything...
Dad fiddles anxiously with his watch for a moment, then suggests (though he sounds more like he’s making a plea), “Everyone - sit down?”
Aunt Lisa gives Lucifer one more long look, then shrugs and pulls up a chair. Lucifer waits for her to sit down properly before doing the same.
“So what do you do for a living?” She asks him smoothly.
He opens his mouth and pauses. I realise that I don’t actually know the answer to that question, either - does he count as a government worker? Something teacher-adjacent? Actually, the others aren’t in employment, either. Where do they get their money from?
“I’m…” Lucifer deliberates over his words for a moment. ‘Deputy head of the student council’ probably wouldn’t sound very impressive, but technically 'second-in-command to the prince' isn't a title he officially has, and could arguably belong to Barbatos. “Ahem...”
“He works for Diavolo,” I say helpfully. “The prince.”
“The prince,” Aunt Lisa repeats. The corner of her lip twists slightly. “And what do you do - polish his shoes? Put on a jingly hat and dance?”
It isn't the 1600s anymore! Lucifer’s mouth tightens. Before he can get out a scathing reply, I interject again, “He does admin and stuff.”
“Oh, so you’re the paperwork guy,” She says with some dry amusement, pausing briefly to give me a smile as I set her tea down. “And are you busy? Managing hell, I mean.”
“...we don’t run the whole Devildom from one office.”
“No, I suppose you don’t.”
I opt to stay by the counter as the exchange continues, like a game of extremely terse ping-pong. Dad - watching all of this with a kind of slowly mounting dread - abruptly starts rifling around in the cupboard.
“Biscuits,” He says a little breathlessly, setting a plateful on the table with a loud clack!, effectively breaking the momentum of the match.
Aunt Lisa breaks eye contact with Lucifer for the first time in the last ten minutes to give Dad a fond smile. “Thanks, love.”
Lucifer shoots her a funny look - which I'm pretty sure he doesn't think anyone sees - and schools his expression straight back to neutrality when Aunt Lisa turns back to him. She pushes the plate forward a little.
“Custard cream?” She suggests sweetly.
“...thank you.”
She quirks a brow and settles back, focusing on her mug. Lucifer regards her carefully, then lifts the biscuit to his mouth.
As soon as his mouth is full, Aunt Lisa asks, “How much does the prince pay you?”
Lucifer’s face twitches. Having to hold up the illusion of courtesy is clearly beginning to get to him. He drains the last of his tea, then releases a sigh.
“Whatever it is you want to say to me, say it.” He doesn’t bother answering her question. “Say it. There’s no need to beat around the bush.”
“Alright.” Aunt Lisa fixes him with a cold look. “I don’t like you.”
A long pause. Dad dithers briefly, then sits down as well. Rather than mitigating the tension, though, it only seems to manoeuvre around him, like water around a rock in the middle of a river - no more words are said, but they’re both staring hard enough for the tension to practically become verbal. One after another, while they don't think the other's paying attention, both Aunt Lisa and Lucifer shoot him mildly apologetic looks.
“You’ve only just met him,” I decide to come to Lucifer's defence, seeing as he doesn't seem to intend to do it himself. “You don’t really know him."
“From what I’ve heard, I don’t want to.”
Lucifer’s brow creases. Then realisation dawns, and he turns to me with an unimpressed frown. “Satan and Belphie?”
“Probably Satan and Belphie,” I confirm with a mild grimace, and he gives another, longer sigh.
“Ms. Cassidy,” He starts after a moment, perfectly collected again, “I hope you realise that my younger brothers aren’t going to give you objective assessments of my character.”
She snorts. “Does Zhao think it’s cute when you use big words?”
“Have another biscuit,” Dad mutters before Lucifer can respond, shoving the plate towards her with maybe a little more force than necessary. “...A-Ke, can you let Hyde in?”
“Eh?” I listen for a moment. Sure enough, there’s a scratching from the kitchen door.
Hyde meows loudly as soon as it opens, then slips in before it can shut again. He scans the room with enormous green eyes, notes the foreign person, and immediately makes a beeline in his direction.
“...hello,” Lucifer says in mild surprise as Hyde rubs his cheek against his leg. “Where did you come from?”
He leans down to give him a scratch behind the ears. Aunt Lisa watches all of this with what can only be described as an air of betrayal. I don’t know what she was expecting - Hyde’s the friendliest old man any of us know.
Hyde’s favourite treat also happens to be cheese from our fridge, so I get him a little chunk and wave Lucifer over. He seems relieved to get away from the table (though he'd never admit it, of course). Under my whispered instruction, he crouches down and gingerly proffers the cheese in an open palm.
“You’ve met already,” Aunt Lisa notes, then turns her stare on Dad, who quickly looks in the other direction. “How many times has Lucifer been in your kitchen, Zhao?”
“I haven’t counted…”
“And you didn’t think I’d want to meet the man who kidnapped your daughter?”
“That’s not fair,” I object. “I got summoned. And it was Diavolo, not Lucifer. That’s different.”
Aunt Lisa turns to look at the two of us, still crouched beside Hyde, who’s devoured his cheese and is now sniffing at Lucifer’s sleeves for more. The look on her face is… dangerous. “Do you think that makes it any better?”
I’m just trying to make things less tense. I blink at her nervously, then reply, voice tiny, “No?”
Lucifer glances at me, then sighs and stands up straight again. Hyde lets out a dismayed meow, but immediately forgets about the non-existent cheese he was looking for as I start scratching his chin.
“Ms. Cassidy,” Lucifer says, suddenly sterner now, “I realise that we made several ill-advised choices, but IK was not involved in any of those decisions. I’d appreciate it if you left her out of this discussion.”
“Not involved? They happened to—” Aunt Lisa cuts herself off, then folds her arms. “No. Fine. I've plenty to say, mind - I just promised I wouldn’t go on about it.”
Hyde trills and flops down on his side. I run my hand down his fur as he purrs, keeping one eye on Lucifer as he crosses the room to take his seat again.
“We made the decision before we’d met IK," He says. "Now that I understand - I’d be furious if I’d been in your place, too. I don't blame you.”
“Understand what?” She asks, challenging.
Lucifer doesn’t falter. “Believe it or not - IK is an irreplaceable part of our family.”
I quickly look down at Hyde to disguise a smile. Aunt Lisa doesn’t seem to have a response for that - after a moment, I hear a crunch, and look up just in time to see her give him a begrudging nod, biscuit in mouth.
Neither of them says anything. Lucifer picks up his cup, then sets it down again.
“Mrs Prescott has a new rabbit,” Dad says a little helplessly as the silence stretches on. “Across the road. It’s very cute.”
“That’s nice, Zhao,” says Aunt Lisa.
“What’s its name?” Lucifer asks.
Panic crosses his face. “I… don’t remember.”
Hyde’s purring slows and quietens. He looks backwards at Lucifer, then twists to look at Aunt Lisa. I play idly with one of his paws, then stand up.
“Bake Off’s on tonight,” I say. “Let’s watch it together, shall we?"
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3rd anni req 15: levi / games (i.e. amogus)
ao3 link (i recommend looking at the end note of this one after you're done reading!! there is some supplementary stuff :^)
note: okay i did intend on fnaf for this prompt, but when it came to it i couldn't figure out how to write a proper thing - so amongus it was. thus the request list i published is a little inaccurate- hope you don't mind, vari! (requested by @valenrien
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“Ready?” Levi asks as soon as I slip into his room. “I’m all set up.”
“Ready,” I confirm, heaving myself over the edge of the bathtub and landing smoothly on a mound of cushions. “Are they online yet?”
“Raphael’s here,” Levi says, running his orange crewmate in circles around a completely stationary grey one. “Hang on, I’m gonna teach him how to put a hat on.”
“You do that…” I tip myself upside down, hanging my legs over the edge of the tub, then pull out my D.D.D. and ask, “Did Thirteen say she’d be free?”
“Should be. Hey, there’s Simeon.” Clicking, then a rustle as Levi turns to glance at me. “You’re gonna drop that on your face.”
“It’ll be fine,” I dismiss as the game boots up. Mammon’s out, so I decide to nick his colour for the game. “Thirteen in. Aw, look!”
Raphael’s little grey crewmate is wearing a halo. Simeon is still standing completely still in the middle of the waiting room. I’m not entirely sure if he remembers how to control the game.
“Solomon’s in,” says Levi over his shoulder, tapping the table restlessly. “Luke should— there he is. That leaves Diavolo, Barbatos…”
“...that’s everyone,” I conclude a few minutes later as Mephistopheles warps in. “Has Simeon moved yet?”
“Uhh, he walked a bit.” Levi types something at lightning speed.
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[ Leviachan: simeon r u good ]
[ Salmon: We’re handling it ]
[ Mephistoph: The colour selection here is atrocious ]
[ Leviachan: just pick one n we can start ]
[ SSSime: 1 ]
[ SSSime: Pleas ]
[ Salmon: Could we get another five minutes? ]
[ Leviachan: fine ]
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“I still don’t know what the plan is,” I say, setting my phone down as we wait for Simeon to get his bearings.
“Do we need one?” Levi asks, fiddling with a speaker. “We just need to point at Solomon.”
“Yeah, but if he is the impostor…”
“Eh, then we can wait ‘til the next game. Do you want your playlist on?”
“Oh, sure.” A bassline starts up. “...but we have to have a strategy, right? Otherwise everyone’ll know we’re trying to pull one over on them.”
“Eh… got any ideas?”
I hum. “Well, we need to keep track of him, otherwise we'll give it away if we accuse him when he has an alibi. So it won’t matter too much if one of us dies - we can track him better if one of us is a ghost. It’ll be a problem if we both die, but we might look suspicious if we just stick together the whole time - especially if someone figures out we’re trying to point to him. If we’re lucky, we put the idea in their heads, and they’ll start thinking everything he does is suspicious. We have to play the long game, though, or else they’ll vote him out in the first round and it won’t be any fun.”
“...you’ve been reading with Satan too much,” Levi concludes, but shoots me a grin. “Nice thinking, Counting on you, mastermind.”
Simeon’s little crewmate has started running excited circles around a motionless Barbatos. Diavolo is still cycling through hats, but everyone else seems ready. I give Levi a thumbs up, and he hits start.
“...huh.”
Levi glances over as the game loads in. “You okay?”
“Fine, yeah. Let’s split up first…”
I get a little worried about Simeon - he remains completely immobile at the main table for a good minute after the game begins, but soon enough he’s on his merry way. I head down to electrical, where Barbatos is evidently already having trouble with that spinning button-match task. I stop by the wires on the wall; I can tell when he finally completes it, because his little crewmate actually seems to jump when he notices me in there with him.
He comes a little closer. I step away from the panel and run a quick circle around him. He doesn’t move for a moment, but then does the same thing, and is soon on his way off to the next task, passing Mephistopheles as he leaves. I soon follow.
The action starts soon after that. I’m standing by one of the data download nodes when the buzzer goes off. Body reported!
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[ Leviachan: where ]
[ 13: Electrical ]
[ Diavolo: Haha!! This game is delightful!! ]
[ Barbatos: If you could concentrate. ]
[ Barbatos: I was there earlier. I believe I passed the deceased on my way out. ]
[ Barbatos: I believe IK is innocent. We were alone in there for a while, but we both left unscathed. ]
[ detectiveik: barbatos is safe ]
[ Salmon: Barbatos, it’s just a game. You don’t need to type like you’re writing a telegram from the warfront ]
[ Leviachan: didn’t i see u go into electrical? ]
[ Salmon: Did you?? I haven’t been yet ]
[ Leviachan: pretty sure i did. 13 did u see him leave ]
[ 13: Don't think so ]
[ SSSime: How DO i VOt ]
[ Luke: We’re voting already? ]
[ Raph: Too soon to make any conclusions. Let’s play it safe ]
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“Sowing the seeds,” Levi says triumphantly. “Hang on - what if he has medbay? If anyone sees…”
“I don’t think he even knows you can use it like that. He’s just gone into admin, anyway.” I run down and turn right, passing Luke.
A little while later, alarm goes off. Levi tuts. “Comms is down.”
“Oh, what? I’m up by O2. Hang on, I think Simeon’s stuck.”
“Solomon’s still in admin. There’s no one else in there…”
Body reported!
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[ Barbatos: What a shame, Young Master. ]
[ Raph: Found him by the communications thing.
[ Raph: Whoever killed him left already. ]
[ Leviachan: any1 got an alibi ]
[ detectiveik: i’ve been watching simeon run in circles so i think he’s alright ]
[ Barbatos: And IK and I have both testified to each other’s innocence. ]
[ 13: Luke’s been with me on the left ]
[ Luke: Yes ]
[ 13: We were both on our way to fix the sabotage ]
[ detectiveik: solomon? ]
[ Salmon: I can’t get the damned card swipe to work ]
[ Leviachan: cmon its really not that hard ]
[ Leviachan: isn’t there a vent in admin ]
[ detectiveik: does it go anywhere close to comms? ]
[ Leviachan: idk i don’t remember ]
[ Salmon: I couldn’t vent! I was stuck doing the cards! ]
[ 13: Yeah right. Does anyone know where you were for that whole round? ]
[ Salmon: Yes?? Admin, obviously ]
[ Luke: It’s not like we were watching you in there the whole time though ]
[ Salmon: Well I haven’t left ]
[ SSSime: WHAtre we doing ]
[ detectiveik: i think it’s still a bit early to vote ]
[ Salmon: Yes good call ]
[ Raph: Hmm. ]
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“...I think we’re getting there,” Levi says as we both leave the cafeteria together. “Who do you reckon it actually is, then? It looks like Thirteen and Luke are both clear… unless one of them just moved really fast. Or Diavolo was dead before comms even went down.”
“Could’ve been… maybe one of us should be tracking vitals. D’you wanna check security?”
“Sure. Oh, I’ve gotta do the fuel task down below first. Don’t wanna slack off.”
We pass Simeon on his way into the reactor. I think I see someone already on the cameras, but I don't get a long enough look at them to tell who it is.
There isn't peace for very long. Levi’s only just finished filling the fuel when another alarm goes off.
“Reactor’s down,” I say aloud, even though neither of us really need the confirmation - we're both already on our way there. “D’you wanna take the bottom one? I’ve got— oh. Hang on.”
Body reported!
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[ Luke: SIMEON!!!! ]
[ Raph: That was fast ]
[ Luke: Raphael! Simeon’s dead!! ]
[ Raph: Ah, what a shame ]
[ detectiveik: top of reactor ]
[ detectiveik: might’ve been killed before sabotage but there's a vent right next to him as well ]
[ 13: Impostor pulled the same trick again? Really not slick ]
[ detectiveik: i think i saw someone in security just before as well ]
[ Barbatos: That's nearby. But that also could have been anyone. ]
[ Salmon: Well, I’ve been in admin, so it wasn't me ]
[ Leviachan: dude are you still on the card swipe ]
[ Luke: Maybe you should do a different task first? ]
[ Salmon: Nonono. I’ve got it. I can feel it. Next time it will work ]
[ detectiveik: are we going to avenge simeon or not ]
[ Barbatos: We still lack conclusive evidence, It might be wise to hold off on vengeance for now. ]
[ 13: Sure, if you stop using all those stupid big words ]
[ Barbatos: We shouldn't vote just yet. We don't have enough reason to. ]
[ 13: Now was that so hard ]
[ Raph: Makes sense to me. ]
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Levi and I split up again this time. I stop to watch Raphael blast some asteroids - Barbatos runs past on his way to the cafeteria and briefly detours to run a loop around me. (Out in the real world, idling as he waits for some data to upload, Levi reaches into one of his drawers and tosses me a pack of gummy candy.)
Raphael finishes his task and goes straight down to shields. I toss one of the peach-flavoured ones into my mouth, then say, “Well, I don’t think Simeon's it."
“Duh. Hey, Solomon’s in admin again. Ooh, now he’s leaving… I’m gonna tail hi— argh! Oh, that’s just Barbatos.”
“Did Solomon get the card swipe?” I come back up from navigation and head to the cafeteria through weapons. “Did the task bar go up at all?”
“No idea. I turned it off in the lobby.”
“Now we’re never gonna know if the ghosts are slacking off.”
He snorts. “Well, we know Simeon definitely is.”
“Hey, not on purpose. And maybe he’ll be better at it now. It’s easier to get around when you can go through the walls.”
“Sure, sure. I reckon I’ll check admin now, actually— uh oh!”
Body reported!
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[ Leviachan: admin ]
[ 13: Hmmmm… Solomon’s haunt. ]
[ Salmon: No!! I left admin ages ago! ]
[ Salmon: Barbatos saw me ]
[ Raph: Barbatos is dead ]
[ 13: Sure, he saw you. When you KILLED him ]
[ Luke: So it’s Solomon? ]
[ Salmon: Wait no ]
[ detectiveik: do we have proof of that ]
[ Leviachan: well whos been in admin this whole time? ]
[ Leviachan: isn’t it super convenient that barbatos dies as soon as solomon leaves ]
[ Luke: When you put it like that… ]
[ Salmon: Isn’t that just proof that I was keeping admin safe with my sorcerly presence (·•᷄∩•᷅ ) ]
[ detectiveik: please don’t ever use that again ]
[ 13: I’m voting you out right now ]
[ Raph: Hold on. We don’t have any hard evidence ]
[ Raph: All we know is that Solomon is the most probable suspect, but we can’t confirm that right now ]
[ Salmon: IT’S NOT ME ]
[ Salmon: I’ve been perfectly well behaved and trying to do my tasks ]
[ Luke: You’ve been doing ONE task and four of us are already dead!! ]
[ Leviachan: every1 who isn’t dead weight sound off. what tasks do we have left ]
[ Raph: I’m finished. ]
[ detectiveik: me too ]
[ Luke: I’ve still got to finish the test tube one ]
[ Leviachan: and ofc solomon still has like 10000 things left ]
[ Leviachan: if u even HAVE tasks.. sus ]
[ Salmon: I haven’t done anything wrong! ]
[ 13: We’ll see about that ]
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“...tie,” Levi concludes as the voting ends. “Wait, who voted for Thirteen??”
“Solomon, probably.” I watch his little crewmate run straight up into the top corner of the cafeteria, probably to sulk. “...aww. Poor guy."
Everyone else has already left. I decide to do the same and head left to the medbay.
“Don’t go spilling the beans ‘cause you feel bad,” Levi says warily. “At least wait until we get him out, alright?”
“Why are you mad at him, anyway?”
“I’m not mad,” He objects. “Just betrayed. He knew I wanted that pack! He doesn’t even collect those cards! And— and what’s the deal, dangling it over me for a pact? How shallow does he think I am, huh?!”
“It’s like a best friend bracelet from him,” I say, running a brief loop around electrical and then heading out towards storage. “He does it to everyone in the Newspaper Club, too.”
“Well, it’s not funny. I’m not in the market for making any new pacts, anyway. Or new best friends... do they usually come in two-in-one deals?”
“He’d have way too many best friends to keep up with if they did.”
“Guess you’re right. I’m just lucky, then.”
Body discovered!
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[ Raph: I found Thirteen in that big room with the boxes ]
[ Raph: Oh. Luke’s dead, too? ]
(“This is it!” Levi whispers loudly.)
[ detectiveik: a double murder? unprecedented ]
[ Leviachan: uhh we really should vote someone out. there’s only four of us now ]
[ Salmon: Not unless you’re sure! Because if you get it wrong, it’s a guaranteed win for the impostor ]
[ Leviachan: good thing we’re gonna get u out first then ]
[ Salmon: What???? ]
[ Salmon: It’s not me! ]
[ Leviachan: who do YOU think it is then huh ]
[Salmon: I don't know! I was in the cafeteria the whole time ]
[ Leviachan: well then even if u weren’t killing, u were skiving ]
[ detectiveik: solomon i don’t think any of us have seen you this whole round ]
[ Salmon: But I really haven’t done anything. Won’t anyone believe me? ]
[ Leviachan: u’ve been sus from the beginning ]
[ Leviachan: just accept it, we caught you ]
[ detectiveik: sorry solomon ]
[ Salmon: What did I do?!!? ]
[ Salmon: Someone??? Anyone??? ]
[ Salmon: Raphael….. please say something ]
[ Raph: I think you killed them, yes. ]
[ Raph: I have to admit that you acted the fool quite convincingly though ]
[ Salmon: Am I alone in this world ]
[ Salmon: I feel like I'm going crazy ]
[Raph: No hard feelings, Solomon. Justice is justice.]
[...]
[Salmon was ejected.]
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The game, of course, doesn’t end. The map fades back into view, leaving the three of us standing alone at the centre table.
“Nice one!” Levi crows, and we send each other an air-high-five from across the room. “So it was Raphael? Didn’t think he had it in him. Guess there’s no winning for us now.”
“Nope…”
“He’s not chasing us,” He notes, running around the centre table, then stopping by me. “Or sabotaging anything. What’s he planning? He’s basically got it in the bag now.”
"Hmm."
"He's not even moving. Weird..."
“Very weird,” I agree, then hit kill.
Levi’s yelp rings through the whole house.
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