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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

#art #relatable

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And the last verse, which got deleted for some reason:

Willy Caballero likes A nice cup of yerba mate Foster drove his car too fast 99 on the motorway Hope came from Washington She got done for driving pissed I miss you, Bailey Peacock-Farrell I chose you to end this list

88 Lines About 44 Goalkeepers: A Parody

Karen played through injuries She held out till the bitter end Peter was a Danish giant Ran up the field and banged them in Edouard was a black goalie A friendly giant from Senegal Christiane came from Chile Played for Lyon, really tall

Ospina was Colombian He played for Unai Emery Alisson was a Jesus freak He liked that kind of misery Joel had three cute little daughters Liked to sing flamenco songs Petr Čech, who played the drums, Kept the beat and kept it strong

Artur was an angry keeper David Weir faced his wrath Ederson got kicked by Mané Who went off for an early bath Albert was a philosopher He really had that gift of gab Kepa’s point of view was this Take whatever you can grab

Chilavert scored outfield goals Put Paraguay upon the map Massimo, the blind Venetian His goalkeeping was quite crap Gigi was an Italian stallion Played until a ripe old age Emi was a massive troll He sent the French into a rage

De Gea nearly won the league But City snatched it away one night Costel was a Romanian giant At the Stadium of Light Sari V was tall and Dutch And looked a bit like Little My Iker left Real Madrid They never even said goodbye

Bosnich was a crazy Aussie Lived on Tim Tams and cocaine Timmy Howard had Tourette’s Was mates with Ossie, Jags and Baines Andy thought his life was empty Filled it up with alcohol Asmir was a Muslim goalie He didn’t do that shit at all

Uh-uh, not Asmir

Onana was inconsistent Turned it on and turned it off Peyraud-Magnin was complicated Like some French filmmaker’s plot Aynsley was a total wally Let a back pass in his net Wayne Shaw was a big fat goalie Ate a pasty for a bet

Hans got done for fixing matches There was no transparency Kevin once chased down a car thief Scored an awesome penalty American Kasey liked to play While wearing various baseball hats David Seaman’s strange obsession Was adopting loads of cats

Hugo was a lawyer’s son Heung-min Son riled him up Vito let eight Saints goals in Sunderland’s defence were fucked David James had no such problems He kept plenty of clean sheets Sarah was a Frenchwoman She really liked to use her feet

Ashlyn Harris liked to dive In Ali Krieger’s six-yard box Neville, who posted on Twitter Ranted about Tories and cops Jordan didn’t give a shit A feral T-Rex from the north Peter Shilton, caught with pants down Owned by an Argentinian dwarf

#i miss you too james beadle but your name doesn't work

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88 Lines About 44 Goalkeepers: A Parody

Karen played through injuries She held out till the bitter end Peter was a Danish giant Ran up the field and banged them in Edouard was a black goalie A friendly giant from Senegal Christiane came from Chile Played for Lyon, really tall

Ospina was Colombian He played for Unai Emery Alisson was a Jesus freak He liked that kind of misery Joel had three cute little daughters Liked to sing flamenco songs Petr Čech, who played the drums, Kept the beat and kept it strong

Artur was an angry keeper David Weir faced his wrath Ederson got kicked by Mané Who went off for an early bath Albert was a philosopher He really had that gift of gab Kepa’s point of view was this Take whatever you can grab

Chilavert scored outfield goals Put Paraguay upon the map Massimo, the blind Venetian His goalkeeping was quite crap Gigi was an Italian stallion Played until a ripe old age Emi was a massive troll He sent the French into a rage

De Gea nearly won the league But City snatched it away one night Costel was a Romanian giant At the Stadium of Light Sari V was tall and Dutch And looked a bit like Little My Iker left Real Madrid They never even said goodbye

Bosnich was a crazy Aussie Lived on Tim Tams and cocaine Timmy Howard had Tourette’s Was mates with Ossie, Jags and Baines Andy thought his life was empty Filled it up with alcohol Asmir was a Muslim goalie He didn't do that shit at all

Uh-uh, not Asmir

Onana was inconsistent Turned it on and turned it off Peyraud-Magnin was complicated Like some French filmmaker's plot Aynsley was a total wally Let a back pass in his net Wayne Shaw was a big fat goalie Ate a pasty for a bet

Hans got done for fixing matches There was no transparency Kevin once chased down a car thief Scored an awesome penalty American Kasey liked to play While wearing various baseball hats David Seaman’s strange obsession Was adopting loads of cats

Hugo was a lawyer’s son Heung-min Son riled him up Vito let eight Saints goals in Sunderland’s defence were fucked David James had no such problems He kept plenty of clean sheets Sarah was a Frenchwoman She really liked to use her feet

Ashlyn Harris liked to dive In Ali Krieger’s six-yard box Neville, who posted on Twitter Ranted about Tories and cops Jordan didn't give a shit A feral T-Rex from the north Peter Shilton, caught with pants down Owned by an Argentinian dwarf

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Gina Lollobrigida photographed by Ralph Gatti at the Cannes Film Festival, 1972.

#dawgs

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I have no idea how I found this, but wow. All I can say is...Roberto, you giant fucking dork. He is a better singer than Dave Whelan tbf.

I will say one thing about Bob, he has a sense of humour. You couldn't see Pep doing this.

#failberto failtinez #i have no idea how to feel about this #Youtube

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Promotional photo of Luigi during a Year of Luigi event in 2013 where a train in Chicago was decorated to be Luigi-themed, with Luigi also traveling on the train several times and interacting with passengers.

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the way most of the half-baked, one-dimensional "feminist greek myth retellings" are afraid to touch Medea is really telling tbh

#medea did indeed do everything wrong

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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

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My stepdad and every single teacher I know will agree with this. G-d I hate Gove.

Good riddance, you fucking rat.

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Gonna get this piccy tattooed on the inside of my eyelids x

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britain would be a fundamentally different and better place if we simply abolished public schools and the house of lords

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IMac Aquariums

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David Byrne’s original hand/typewritten lyrics

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Ashley Young: "I think Branthwaite is ready for the step-up to Manchester United."

The rest of the Everton team: "Boss, can we put him in a home?"

#fc disappointment

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That moment when your hippy parents fight.

#fleetwood mac #rip christine mcvie #she's like 'oh no mum and dad are fighting again' #savage tambouring bashing from stevie there #Youtube

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There are certain WOT bloggers I avoid like the plague.

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

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So apparently the Belgian tortoise is plodding off to Bayern Munich.

Please, please let Tuchel manage Man United. Not Chelsea though, that would just be beyond fucked up.