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not the new Lorde song having the same melody and piano backing as two (2) different Lana Del Rey songs. Jack Antonoff needs to not produce any pop girlies albums for a few years, they’ve run him dry.

#for reference the songs are hope is wild and hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have #jack has really just produced the same album over and over since nfr eh? #echoey piano over a slow depressing ballad

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sometimes I read swifties deep lyrical analysis posts where they assign meaning to every single word of a song and just think about that one interview where Stevie Nicks said she wrote Edge of Seventeen because she misheard a friend saying he’d met his wife at “the age of seventeen” and thought it sounded cool

#“’this song can’t be about ____ because his eyes are green and the song says blue eyes #like have you considered that it legitimately just sounded better?

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every day I wake up and thank dianna agron for the existence of wonderland

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“holy ground isn’t about dianna bc the timelines don’t match up” ok but have you considered that it’s more fun if it’s about dianna?

#licherally i do not give a fukc about timelines babes #i saw that clip of di going ‘wouldn’t that be juicy’ and decided taylor’s 2012-2014 discography is abt her

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sometimes i think about this and i just fall face-first into hell 

#stfu asdfgfds

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with your hair falling into place like dominos

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You know how every few years the like “lesbian identifier musician” shifts, like it went from “do you listen to Tegan and Sara?” to Hayley Kiyoko, to King Princess and now to girl in red. I’ve realized that basically since 2013, Taylor has publicly promoted literally every single one of these artists. She hasn’t missed a single phase. Like who knows, maybe it’s all just a big coincidence but she literally has gayer music taste than I do and I’m fully a dyke. 

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My royal family ❤️

#PLEASE

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sometimes i just randomly think about that video of dianna pushing harry styles and my day just immediately gets better. i need taylor to date someone that fun again. 

#like i do like joe but dianna had ✨flair✨

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i hope people realize that "im sending taylor to federal prison" anon message absolutely is not a joke and is just one of MANY batshit insane messages this nutjob has sent to my friends and me over the past year or so containing the exact same tone and phrasing

#asdfghj yeah

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you will not believe the hot take I just had to read with my own two eyes.

#some people rlly know how to like... suck the joy out of all of this asdfghjj

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ykw in the spirit of everyone being open abt its okay to admit there are Not Good taylor songs put in the tags your bottom 5 taylor songs, for me it's

girl at home

bad blood

speak now (the song!!! Only!)

a perfectly good heart

ME!

#as they should be #lol

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ykw in the spirit of everyone being open abt its okay to admit there are Not Good taylor songs put in the tags your bottom 5 taylor songs, for me it's

girl at home

bad blood

speak now (the song!!! Only!)

a perfectly good heart

ME!

#all the lover on here ahskdhs #when it’s right it’s right #also to the 3 ppl who voted for closure I feel so understood and seen #but whoever voted for dress - youre homophobic idc

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ykw in the spirit of everyone being open abt its okay to admit there are Not Good taylor songs put in the tags your bottom 5 taylor songs, for me it's

girl at home

bad blood

speak now (the song!!! Only!)

a perfectly good heart

ME!

#i am personally offended by speak now being on this list #mine are #me! #shake it off #yntcd #out of the woods (im sorry) #so it goes

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I literally remember seeing those tumblr posts... like I fully remember her trying to pretend to be an expert when there was first talk about them getting married. that is so fucked. 

#like I fully remember her posting abt this #obviously I took her word for it at the time #like who tf does that? #and for YEARS bro #ugh

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Apparently there’s drama in the Swiftie fandom because a prominent (?) Swiftie was pretending to be Jewish–tweeting about Birthright, Jewish sleepaway camp, her overbearing mother trying to set her up with Josh Kushner–and then someone found the Swiftie’s family’s social media and she’s MORMON. 

check out the deets here

#i literally remember this girl from her tumblr days... #so fucking weird and fucked up #the antisemitism in this fandom... #like I wish I could even say I was all that surprised

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this fandom is truly fucked, bro. 

#the fucking antisemitism is like actually unreal #like to the point that none of this is even surprising #just fucked up