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My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

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my anus won’t let me rest

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“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

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your honor you must understand i was penis delirious

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Cats eating corn on the cob.

Via Cats, Beavers & Ducks

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Dear Game Developers,

Make his ass bigger

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How the f**k am I suppose to type with this shit

link on amazon...

#i have it and i cant #but im a loser so it works

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wtf nobody told me there’s a museum exhibit in spain of two t-rexes boning?? 

unrelated but does anyone wanna book a flight to spain w/ me

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sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

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Life would be so much cooler if nipples didn’t exist, smooth, aerodynamic, streamlined. I’m waiting, Zuckerberg.

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everybody shut the fuck up i am going to talk to god about my bowel movements

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(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)   Bats…  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  We’re bats…..   (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

we’re  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  the  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  bats…………….    (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)   we pray at night  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) we stalk at night   (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

we’re……..!    (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) the……!!  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  bats………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M DA BIGGEST BAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES  /＼ ^._.^ ／\