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[laikuh]

Anonymously ask me some "would you ever"s

#yeah why not

[laikuh]

This episode really is just Martin trying to fuck his son.

#I have a lot of really horrendous thoughts about this #and how I think Martin perceives his relationship with Malcolm #and I become more and more convinced of he wasn’t assaulting Malcolm as a child #he wants to as an adult #prod son #these two need their own tag

[laikuh]

this whole song is perfect for them, and there are lyrics i wish i had included, but for the sake of completing something for the first time in a bit, here's 1.24 minutes of martin and malcolm being complicated set to flower face's "maybe."

#sr

[laikuh]

TELL ME HOW IT GOES.

truly my greatest tragedy is that i have convinced no one to watch prodigal son.

#SUCCESSSSSS #MAYBE LOL

[laikuh]

this whole song is perfect for them, and there are lyrics i wish i had included, but for the sake of completing something for the first time in a bit, here's 1.24 minutes of martin and malcolm being complicated set to flower face's "maybe."

#sr

[laikuh]

me: i miss prodigal son

prodigal son episode 1: the most insane and dramatic rich little white boy being embarrassing. in public no less

#but he’s sad so it’s okay #prodigal son #prod son

[laikuh]

So I'm gonna die mad on the alter of "If Prodigal Son Hadn't Been Cancelled We'd Have Found Out That Martin Never Intended To Kill Malcolm As A Child And In Fact Intended John To Be Malcolm's First Victim" but Fox is full of COWARDS so I'll never have my ABSOLUTELY CORRECT theory proven.

#I’d buy that #prodigal son #prod son

[laikuh]

this whole song is perfect for them, and there are lyrics i wish i had included, but for the sake of completing something for the first time in a bit, here's 1.24 minutes of martin and malcolm being complicated set to flower face's "maybe."

#prodigal son #martin whitly #malcolm bright #prodigal son edit #prodigalsonedit #mine #prod son #these two need a special tag

[laikuh]

#striped hyena since spotted wasn't an option

[laikuh]

LIKE SORRY FOR THE ALL-CAPS BUT TO BE SUPER FUCKING CLEAR

VIVIAN WANTS TO BE SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH MARTIN. SHE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP. SHE WANTS HIS HEART.

AND SHE IS STANDING THERE. WATCHING MARTIN LOOK AT MALCOLM AND MALCOLM LOOK AT MARTIN. AND SHE SEES MALCOLM AS A ROMANTIC THREAT. AN AFFECTION THREAT.

"I WANT WHAT HE HAS. I WANT ALL OF YOU."

THIS SHOW IS FUCKING INSAAAAAANE.

#this is a sick show for sick people and i love it so fucking much oh my GOD #sr

[laikuh]

THEY LITERALLY PRETENDED TO BE A GAY COUPLE FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND THAT WAS MARTIN'S PLAN FOR THEIR GET AWAY TO PRETEND HE IS FUCKING HIS SON AND I CAN'T GET EVEN ONE OF YOU SONS OF A GUN TO TRY PRODIGAL SON.

THIS SHOW IS FUCKING DERANGED.

#AHHHHHHH #THAT IS SO INSANE MARTIN WAS LITERALLY GOING TO PRETEND TO BE IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS CHILD #I AM BARKING I AM HOWLING I AM RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE AND GNAWING ON MY CHAINS #prod son #sr

[laikuh]

i think one of the most inherently interesting things about this show, that maybe they did on purpose and maybe they didn’t, is that martin’s acts as the surgeon were to some extent sexually motivated. the way he talks about it here lends a sexual air, and the girl in the box that malcolm finds is naked, so.

you have martin, who is sexually gratified by murder. and this is an interest he talks about at length with his son, and which both of them bond over. and that’s weird! and interesting! there’s no way that their conversations about why people kill never touched on the sexual aspect of murder, on the eroticism of penetration.

and on top of this, you have martin consistently suggesting to malcolm that he’s just like martin, that he’s made of the same stuff. so what does that say?

and now im thinking about this sort of related thing, of like…malcolm’s bed is his cage, right? his bed is where he faces the nightmares he inherited from martin, and it’s where he must restrain himself every night as he prepares to rest. and how beds are like…inherently sexual places. obviously not only sexual places but like, certainly associated with sex. and malcolm’s bed is a place of misery and fear because it’s in bed that his thoughts are most out of control and focused on martin.

#rip prod son #freud would have loved you #prod son #sr #these two need a special tag

[laikuh]

truly my greatest tragedy is that i have convinced no one to watch prodigal son.

#i know it's stupid but guys #countrymen #comrades #the father son incest vibes are off the charts #it's farm fresh grade a fucked up-edness #does martin want to sexually violate his son #play around with his guts #or BOTH #the answer is probably both #prod son

[laikuh]

damn thats crazy

#god I love dean loving John #and god this is the only s8 episode I care about #spn

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it's not much, anon, but my two little "american gothic" entries might fit the bill!

I am always thinking about no hunting but still isolated and weird au deanjohn like they live on the outskirts of society and theyre sooo messed up and juicy

our good friend @laikuh might have some of what you’re looking for ;)

#deanjohn

[laikuh]

I come bearing Samifer recs!

Start with "The world begins again", gen and short but a good intro to the pairing. Season 5, alternate ending.

"At Chuck and Becky's wedding, Sam Winchester teaches the Devil to slow dance."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/561220

Then hit "Smoke and mirrors", a S5 alternate story of Sam and Lucifer meeting, again and again.

"Sam spends most of his dreams with Lucifer trying to prove that they're nothing alike. Until he realizes that they are, and that maybe, just maybe, he's sick of denying it."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5908825

Continue with "Come home, unfold", a bit meatier and more intense. Season 9, pre-Gadreel. Both parts are very good.

"Sam is on his own for a while helping angels. No Dean. No Zeke. And Delaware is rattling as another of the fallen circles for a vessel."

https://archiveofourown.org/series/70524

Try "The Three Temptations of Sam Winchester", a delightful and explicit story that tells exactly the story or wants to tell. Post-S5.

"Sam knew his Greek mythology. He knew this Greek myth, and when Zeus held out the Golden Apple, Sam actually laughed."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1002670

Add some good old crack fic: "Best idea ever" is short and funny.

"In which Sam is made compliant in the hopes that it will make him say yes."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/150259

Go to "Lessons in Humanity", back to some alternate S5 Sam and Lucifer and the averted apocalypse.

"In which Sam says ‘yes’, Lucifer learns how to go grocery shopping, and other things happen of a distinctly un-apocalyptic nature."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/861694

Then go angst: "How to fall", 45k of isolation and forced closeness.

"When a spell goes wrong Sam ends up stranded in the north Canadian wilderness with nothing to do but bunker down and wait for rescue, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the broken angel he's accidentally brought along for the ride."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/747501

Finally, some longfic: "light and solid ground", an alternate season 11 with background Destiel. There's plot and cases and stuff!

"This was always the worst part of Lucifer, feeling like a moth to a flame. Except Sam has been burnt before."

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2593810

Have fun!

i am literally thrumming with excitement, anon. thank you!!!

#i am ready to dive in #samifer

[laikuh]

if i was gonna start reading sam/lucifer, where would i start?

#send recs #samifer #samlucifer #sam x lucifer #spn