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taako you have to stop doing this

#taz

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Re-posting this because I finally got to scan it in high-res.

Betty Bates is a goddamn hero.

—“Betty Bates, Lady-at-Law” in Hit Comics #47 (1947)

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this is the mood for 2018

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can’t get enough of this

#so good #star wars

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Clark brings another friend into the office. You recognize him of course, who doesn’t recognize the most eligible bachelor in the country? Bruce Wayne is a 7. Higher than you would have guessed, but maybe he does Krav Maga has a hobby. He’s rich, he has the time. Bruce picks up a stapler on Clark’s desk.

“Where do you buy your office supplies, the Dollar Store? This is plastic.”

“It works, Bruce.”

“Let me buy you a new one.”

You are standing with your mouth agape. The moment Bruce Wayne touched the stapler, his number shot up to 10.

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

#I added to it #writing

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The Shape of Water is one of the sweetest films I’ve ever seen! It made my heart feel full and I’m so glad that Guillermo del Toro exists.

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“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

#queen of my heart

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#beasties #cat #mushrooms

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#del toro got me FUCKED UP #shape of water

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i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up

#hustle #get that money

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#my aesthtic #nudity

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honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

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someone: hey how are u?

me, in the same exact tone and rythmn as the penguins of madagascar: tired and gay, boys. tired and gay

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some of y'all: science has more evidencial support than religion, and it is the more reliable and believable truth. in the ancient contest between empiricial science and religion, modern achievements have declared science as more accurate and the better source of truth.

the truth: Scientific empiricism and religion aim to understand different kinds of truths, and they have never truly been at odds. Science gives the mechanical explanation of the world. Religion gives a philosophical explanation. Both are inexorably intertwined, but each have their own realm of study. In the last 3000 years, men of science have typically also been men of religion. Much of modern science today relies upon the accomplishments and theories of men who were religious. Further, if you devote serious time to the study of either the sciences OR religions and philosophy, you will discover that there are very few discrepancies and they actually correspond to one another. The real problem comes when science attempts to make a philosophical observation, or when religion attempts to make a mechanical observation. Religion’s role is not to explain how clouds form, how cells function, or how light travels. Science’s role is not to explain the meaning of life, whether or not God exists, and what morality is. All in all, each are good and legitimate areas of study.

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she’s very powerful

#taz: commitment

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